Thanks Ugly.
The Kidd infuses his Pistols with dark energy. He fires 8 shots at Tanner and Jin, each one makin' a purple explosion whenever they hit somethin'. He makes sure he's in the air, stayin' out'a range'a that strange grey skinned brute.

OOC: Group 1 now.
EDITED because of Salty pointing something out.

OoC: For the record, I am NOT shipping with anyone. At all. With any of my characters. Even if I wanted to, I can't write romance.

OoC: Is Kidd still in the air?

I walk up to Ferdinand. "You do realise Joe is a ten-year-old?" I ask.
I aggrieve his shins with a monopod.

Silver Shadow:
OoC; just wondering who do you think conel should have a relationship with?

Perhaps no one...at least for a while...

Gearhead mk2:
OoC: For the record, I am NOT shipping with anyone. At all. With any of my characters. Even if I wanted to, I can't write romance.

OOC: That's hardly a reason to avoid romance! I'm sure you would do fine.

I say "Screw this." and head for my suit and start to get in. "Keep him busy!" I shout.

OOC: This will take two turns, this one and the next one.

Seeing as how Kidd was in the air, EMily took her chance and shot herself at the speed of light at him, floating nearby. She then made three antimatter slashes at him to knock him out of the sky. Winona threw both of her hammers at Kidd, they return to her like a boomerang.

I sigh after reading Salts post, and write:

wackymon:
OoC: Never underestimate Ferdinand. I'm mad, now imagine me with ultimite power, and required to ship.

Ferdinand writes a post of his own

Ferdinand:
OoC: @Silver I say ship Conall with Winona. Thats what I'm planning.

He looks at Trilby, "Ow! That hurt! I would hit you, but that goes against regulation."

Roland looks at rose, "You okay?"

Seeing Kidd aim his pistols at him, Jin begins to run to the side. After barely dodging the shots, Jin's Spirit channels into Ashura Maximum Spirit! Initiate effect. "Burning Crow!" Jin slashes the blade horizontally as a blue bird-shaped flame flies for Kidd.

OOC: Yeah, I'm not sure how to respond to the fact that an 'AEanner ship' was mentioned. An interesting challenge? Maybe. Goddamn awkward? Most definitely.

Random berk:
OOC: Yeah, I'm not sure how to respond to the fact that an 'AEanner ship' was mentioned. An interesting challenge? Maybe. Goddamn awkward? Most definitely.

Indeed. Now I feel pressured actually...

well as far as i see it, conel has 3 options depending on if they agree or not, winona, aena(if not with tanner) or he dosnt have a GF for a bit

@Shadow You could always make him gay.
Now Joel and Matt are gone, we have no gay men. Unless I bring in Dirk and Jake.

I continue to beat Ferdinand's legs.

Gearhead mk2:
OoC: For the record, I am NOT shipping with anyone. At all. With any of my characters. Even if I wanted to, I can't write romance.

OoC: I wouldn't be opposed to it as it would be an interesting character development (especially for the rather innocent Jio), but I wouldn't do anything simply because someone was using "powers" to ship any characters. I don't see that happening, though.

"Yeah I'm fine, We gotta get out of here!" Rose shouted at Roland.

The Kidd can't react in time and EMily and Winona knock him into the ground. He stands up and sees a giant flamin' bird headed straight for him. It hits and engulfs him. "Now I'm on fire. Great." The Kidd says as he uses his new power to extinguish the flame and heal himself. He pulls out his Scrap Musket and infuses it with dark power. He fires a massive black cloud at Equis (Or however you spell it. The cloud starts growin' as it moves and becomes big enough to threaten the whole group, it's black form offerin' promises'a pain.

OOC: Group 2 now.

Dave runs around the battlefield and pushes everyone out of the way, then swings Caledscratch at the Kidd.

OOC: Dave's powers are superhuman speed and time travel.

As soon as the Kidd got back on his feet, AEanna darted in, executing a series of elegant strokes and thrusts with her katana. The chain of maneuvres ended with a palm strike to the chest, after which lightning blasted from the extended palm. As she completed the combo, she was thrown aside by something moving too fast to be seen.

OoC: @tribly i have nothing against gays, but i had planed for him to be straight

Ferdinand looks at his computer.
"Just as I planned. The men behind the walls are but my pupppets, and they affect the outcome."
He looks at Trilby, "Look, they are just pawns."
He looks at the multitudes of wackymons, all from parallel worlds.
"Look at what I do. This is what I do for my life. This is my job. This is what I do."
He notices my message.

Doctor Com jumps at him again.

Roland looks at Rose, "Grab my horn!"

Silver Shadow:
aena(if not with tanner)

Perhaps a ship triangle? ...Why am a fueling this...

I glare at Ferdinand. "Don't care."
I extend the monopod fully and monopult back to Scotland.

OOC: Meh, to be honest anything in the RP is already so weird and far removed from reality that I'm willing to give it a shot, keep the writing skills sharp. Only problem is that my exams literally start on Monday, so my attendance will be patchy to nonexistant for a fair while.

Outisakanobody:

Silver Shadow:
aena(if not with tanner)

Perhaps a ship triangle? ...Why am a fueling this...

I dont know, why are You fueling this?

Kidd managed to parry most of AEanna's slashes, but the palm strike at the end caught him by surprise, knocking him back and sending him to the ground, his foot twitchin' wildly. He quickly hops up and says, "Gotta do better'an that!". He teleports next to EMily. And swings into her with his Cael Hammer, the head glowin' purple with a nasty black cloud swirlin' round it.

OOC: Group 1

I'm still trying to get into my suit.

Jin intercepts Kidd's slash with Ashura. "Nice try, but can you stand the heat?" With Ashura pointing towards Kidd, A sudden blast of powerful blue flames engulfed Kidd.

Ferdinand sits down, "I suppose so."
He sits down, and drinks a soda.

I sit down.

Roland looks at Rose, "Well? GRAB MY HORN!"

Kidd's slow swing with the hammer allows EMily to safely dodge the terrible dark strike. Winona sees her chance. EMily uses a mag-field to take a hold of his hammer and slam it into his face.

"You call THAT a hammer?" She exclaims and hits him hard with both hammers dealing a terrible cascade of beta radiation against his head. "THAT'S a hammer!"

OoC @Silver: I just dawned on me, what happened to Lilah?

OoC: @nalik i cant belive no one has brought that up yet, she has been folowing the group

Slenn:
Kidd's slow swing with the hammer allows EMily to safely dodge the terrible dark strike. Winona sees her chance. EMily uses a mag-field to take a hold of his hammer and slam it into his face.

"You call THAT a hammer?" She exclaims and hits him hard with both hammers dealing a terrible amount of beta radiation against his head. "THAT'S a hammer!"

"Ow." The Kidd says as he's set on fire and hit in the head by three hammers. "That's...definitely better." he says, shakily maintaining his balance. He heals and thinks, I can't take much more'a this. He spots somethin' that might give him a chance. He teleports over to Roland and tosses him away. He grabs Rose in a headlock and points a Pistol at her head. "Alright, let's all just calm down now. Talk this out like civilized folk."

OOC: Group 2.

Dave starts swinging Caledscratch at the Kidd.

Roland looks at Rose, "Try! Grab my horn!"

Doctor Com fires at The kidd with a lazer.

OOC: @Saltyk I hate to disappoint you but I was going for a "Stop, It's hammer time!" joke (bit of a stretch but I didn't remember the Dundee line). Croc Dundee is an excellent movie though. XD