@RaN How is it destroying someone if you win by only 1 point? Sure, they came back from a deficiency and managed to eke out a win, but I wouldn't call it destroying them.
This is exactly why I don't like capital punishment. Killing innocents by mistake. >.<
@Redlin: Yeah I'm all about that too *has Mortis's head in his hand*
@Mortis: Whoops too late I'm afraid, and yes Ice is a giant Greatsword used by the Warden of the North and the head of House Stark
@Lost: Hang on hang on... is Mortis dead dead or fake dead?
It's hard to keep up nowadays.
@Schizzy: Fake dead, I just took his head for not having read Game of Thrones yet; unfortunate law, but the law must be upheld
I haven't read, nor watched it either
Please don't take my head. I'm very attached to it.
@Schizzy: I may be a stern man, but I am also a fair man and for that brilliant final word play, I shall allow you to live for now, but go and remember that it is only pure chance that you remain attached to your body.
Also when a man gets bored he does a little meta writing
Hint no I'm not dead, I was just bored
@Void: Can I get an extension on my essay?
@CA: Since most of them fly around Auckland because of requests, they'll probably rest behind the counter so I suppose you probably won't come across them. My bad.
@Lost: Zat vas very interesting...
@Lost: Being bored is often better than being dead.
@Redlin: What happens when you get bored to death?
@Mal: Then the universe implodes and turns into a cabbage.
@Trilby: Why a cabbage, tho. Why not something more cool, like... a TANK!
@Malyc: Or another alternate universe that joins the Hawking's theory of multiple universe creation?
@Lost: Yeah, we can go with that as well...
@Malyc: I just realized that you got a sniper, so you could totally be the killer! ‘.‘
@David: Ask around here. They'll inform you that I've had a sniper demotivational poster, a minigun firing til the barrel was red, a sniper kitty, 2 cats, and a clip from touhou involving fire.
All of my Avatars involve something that can killify you in some way or other...
@Malyc: I've seen all of those, though that just proves my point! Your Honor, Malyc clearly has the potential arsenal needed for a murder spree, the evidence is clearer than mineral water!
@David: Your Honor, while the prosecution is correct in that I do have a potential arsenal, I will remind the jury that my arsenal has only been used for good, not evil.
Well... except for that one time...
@Malyc: I'm sure all of us here wants to hear your story of "that one time".
@David: It was a dark and stormy time known as round 39... [/continues rambling on for 15 or 20 hours]
@Malyc: *Walks out of court with his head rambled apart*
@Malyc: *fixes his head with paper clips and walks back in*
Don't get your hopes up, I'll be stalking you all week. Though I can't stalk you on friday, then I'm out bowling with my friends.
@David: That may not be the most intelligent to admit to, being that we're in court and all...
@Malyc: ...NOT! Haha, I got y'all, didn't I? Hehehehe...
@Dave: In my client's defence, I run an insurance company which is a front for a barbershop which is a front for an organ stealing gang which is a front for a people-meat pie bakery which is a front for a cloning facility which is a front for an trans-universal teleportation facility.
Which is why Jak, Mort and I live with a bunch of Kaidans and FemSheps, and have done since Round 36 or so.
@Trilby: Your Honor, I would like to use this newfound information on the prosecution to declare a mistrial and get all charges dropped.
@Mal: I'm just the defence counsel.
@Trilby: Wait... When did you become my council?
Your Honor, could we please go to recess while I recover my sanity?
@Malyc: [Judge] Request for recess is dismissed.
@Malyc: [Judge] WHO DID THIS?!