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@hobo. I... I'm not touching that link. But if you want to imbed it, you can do it by going (youtube=) replacing the parentheses with brackets. or you can do (url)(/url)
@Rimmy Is rhyming your posts the new "in" thing? I need to get in on this...
The voting booth is the place to be, Voting quietly, for Queen and country, We have but one vote, not two nor three, And now I have sent my vote to thee.
There once was an evil killer Who did it all for the thrill-er Then he fell down some stairs And I ate his eclairs Before stuffing him into the chiller
But what if you're the Celebrity A man whose votes, numerically, count for twice a normal player making you a much more likely slayer of the innocent and makes their execution more imminent? That statement would become a lie, and then your rhymes would go awry. I would hate to see that happen, because that would take away the passion of rap, rhymes and poetry they would lose their potency. That would be a shame, because then everything would be the same.
@Link: I see what you did there. I don't have many rhymes to spare So I'll keep this brief then sneak away like a skilful thief. That acronym was awesome I'd like to see that skill blossom. Because I really like meta-humour And that isn't just a rumour.
@Mal Just stick to being royalty And maybe keep our loyalty You preside over weapons which send this world's felons down into hell and repel the evil in a lethal primeval medieval upheaval and make the influence of horror much much much smaller.
@Link: Fuck. I realise that I suck. My rhymes are comparably terrible And my rhythms are fairly unbearable. My ability is pretty shit and I lack the skill to commit to the act of performing. His tunes are reforming the sounds in my head, unravelling them like a thread in a woollen jumper, and hit my skull like a lorry's bumper.
@Trilby That was excellent. I would say I doff my cap to you, but that would be made a lame pun by your name.
I hadn't even considered the many roles, When thinking up these raps contained within all our souls, Or perhaps I did and this is all a bluff? If so maybe this explanation will be enough I am nothing like the arbiter, in fact, in rap I am something of a harbinger, I speak my rhymes with a rapid frequency, I try and make you think ceasselessly, When I'm rhyming in this booth I care about the artistry, 50 Cent wants no part of me, He might be all about the bitches and the bling, But those superficialities just aren't my thing, I'd rather a good book than a bottle of Cristal, Though maybe that's less a matter of taste, and more about the fiscal. However, I have something of a fear, That I am going completely off-topic here: Now I have some final words I'd like to impart on you I'd like to see the killer dead, this much is true.
Also, my captcha was Rhyme nor reason. No, really:
*Gets out of bed with 3 femsheps* Oh, now we're rhyming? I have terrible timing You see, I couldn't rhyme to save my life I know! I'll end this with my knife!
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EDIT: Excellent death RaNDM! I love how you included the fact that you've been screaming the whole time. XD
@David: I don't know... but I'm positive he's still in the building!