This game has ruined me. Everytime I see that I have a new message on here I instantly think "Oh crap! I've been killed!"
@Mal: Maybe, if you wanted to look good, you would've worn the corset and petticoat.
@razer: Ah, the paranoia...
@Trilby: Fuck you man, this black leather trenchcoat is the only thing I'm gonna be caught wearing around Murderville!
@Razer: I has de same problem...
@Malvc How do you know I wasn't here all along? Watching from the shadows, stealing half your lunches. I mean I wasn't, but lets say hypothetically I was, Because I would never do something like that. *Shifty eyes*
@Trilby I personally think that a tiara would make his corpse look lovely. We appreciate the idea.
@Miniman: I find those shifty eyes to be very reassuring, the hallmark of an honest man...
*is trying not to laugh while typing that*
@Mal: You walk around wearing nothing but a trenchcoat?
The hell bro?
@Malvc I'm glad humour shall remain inside the halls of this impenetrable game (of death and pain and oh lordy the horror).
I HAVE CLOTHING ON UNDER IT!!!
@Miniman: I don't actually think I've seen anyone take anything seriously in this series of RP's...
this black leather trenchcoat is the only thing I'm gonna be caught wearing
@Mal Well of course not, that would imply that they would be slightly worried. I mean we need to seem like we have actual lives outside the internet.
@Trilby: Well, obviously that meant that the trenchcoat was CLOSED so I could hide my anti-killer self defense weapons of mass destruction and cake!
@Miniman: There's things outside the internet? WHERE???
@Mal Get this, there are apparently these places called "parks" and people go there when it's nice out. Whatever they mean by nice.
@Miniman: I think I was outside on a nice day once... It was WWWWWAAAAAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMMM! And there was no way to adjust the thermostat to make it colder Q_Q
@Mal *Gasps and shudders* It sounds horrific. How did you survive!?
@Miniman: I don't KNOW! Mebbe I got back inside before I could melt?
@Mal You're a brave soul my good man. I think one day I shall try to make a venture. Maybe to travel to this "beach" I keep hearing of.
Watch out for the SHARKS!!! I've heard they like to hang out at beaches...
@Mal Don't worry, I'll just bring my various collection of knives. Maybe make myself some sushi.
@Mal So do chats like these usually happen?
@Miniman: Occasionally you'll get a pretty good back-and-forth going, but the good ones aren't all that common...
@Mal I see. So does it take a while for the horror to start? Not that I'm complaining.
@Miniman: To be honest, I've never really noticed any horror 'round these parts... We mostly just bullshit til the killer strikes, bullshit while we wait to vote, and bullshit while we wait for the excecution...
@Mal Understood. So all is going to plan?
*Gasps* Dear lord! @Schizzy why'd you have to do that?! Unless of course...It wasn't you...
@Schizzy: GODDAMIT! WE ARE ON HIGH ALERT HERE! I ALMOST KILLED YOU RIGHT THERE, YOU DO NOT EVEN REALIZE!!!
@Schizzy: GAH! *accidentally shoots Mal in the face*
@Trilby: *catches bullet in teeth*
Don't do dat.
*accidentally detonates nuclear warheads beneath Murderville*
@Mortis: Uh oh...
*is blown sky-high, trailing smoke*
@Mortis *Comes out of shop* Hey guys I got a bag of biscu- Oh. Oh fuck. I really wanted to eat these bue- *Is thrown back into shop, which is then thrown up into the sky* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
@Mortis: *hides in a fridge* Yeah, I went there.
@VonKlaw: The only fridge I didn't preemptively disassemble and scatter the pieces to was the one at the place with name that rhymes with "Worm Tank"...
Captcha: smoking guns