Serial Killer Round 41: A Game of Cat and Mices (Cycle 6: Entwined dead. Now vote... you monsters.) Pages PREV 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 . . . 23 NEXT | |
@Malvc How do you know I wasn't here all along? Watching from the shadows, stealing half your lunches. I mean I wasn't, but lets say hypothetically I was, Because I would never do something like that. *Shifty eyes* @Trilby I personally think that a tiara would make his corpse look lovely. We appreciate the idea. | |
@Miniman: I find those shifty eyes to be very reassuring, the hallmark of an honest man... *is trying not to laugh while typing that* | |
@Mal: You walk around wearing nothing but a trenchcoat? | |
@Malvc I'm glad humour shall remain inside the halls of this impenetrable game (of death and pain and oh lordy the horror). | |
Oh really? | |
@Mal Well of course not, that would imply that they would be slightly worried. I mean we need to seem like we have actual lives outside the internet. | |
@Mal Get this, there are apparently these places called "parks" and people go there when it's nice out. Whatever they mean by nice. | |
@Miniman: I think I was outside on a nice day once... It was WWWWWAAAAAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMMM! And there was no way to adjust the thermostat to make it colder Q_Q | |
@Mal *Gasps and shudders* It sounds horrific. How did you survive!? | |
@Miniman: I don't KNOW! Mebbe I got back inside before I could melt? | |
@Mal You're a brave soul my good man. I think one day I shall try to make a venture. Maybe to travel to this "beach" I keep hearing of. | |
@Miniman: O_O Watch out for the SHARKS!!! I've heard they like to hang out at beaches... | |
@Mal Don't worry, I'll just bring my various collection of knives. Maybe make myself some sushi. | |
@Miniman: I like your style... | |
@Mal So do chats like these usually happen? | |
@Miniman: Occasionally you'll get a pretty good back-and-forth going, but the good ones aren't all that common... | |
@Mal I see. So does it take a while for the horror to start? Not that I'm complaining. | |
@Miniman: To be honest, I've never really noticed any horror 'round these parts... We mostly just bullshit til the killer strikes, bullshit while we wait to vote, and bullshit while we wait for the excecution... | |
@Mal Understood. So all is going to plan? | |
@Miniman: So far, so good XD | |
BANG! A door slammed. | |
*Gasps* Dear lord! @Schizzy why'd you have to do that?! Unless of course...It wasn't you... | |
@Schizzy: GODDAMIT! WE ARE ON HIGH ALERT HERE! I ALMOST KILLED YOU RIGHT THERE, YOU DO NOT EVEN REALIZE!!! | |
@Schizzy: GAH! *accidentally shoots Mal in the face* | |
@Trilby: *catches bullet in teeth* Don't do dat. | |
@Startlement: Bwah!! *accidentally detonates nuclear warheads beneath Murderville* e.e Oops... | |
@Mortis: Uh oh... *is blown sky-high, trailing smoke* AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! | |
@Mortis *Comes out of shop* Hey guys I got a bag of biscu- Oh. Oh fuck. I really wanted to eat these bue- *Is thrown back into shop, which is then thrown up into the sky* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- | |
@Mortis: *hides in a fridge* Yeah, I went there. | |
@VonKlaw: The only fridge I didn't preemptively disassemble and scatter the pieces to was the one at the place with name that rhymes with "Worm Tank"... >.> Captcha: smoking guns Relevant? | |
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This game has ruined me. Everytime I see that I have a new message on here I instantly think "Oh crap! I've been killed!"