Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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"Shut the fuck up and drive me over there because it'll look more badass!"

"I would, but you're being really non-specific about where you actually want me to drive you."

I poke my head through the hole Paddy left.
"Drive me closer as well! I want to hit them with my sword"

"The enemy!"

"You mean the people we're trying to get away from?"

...
"Yes."
...
"I never said it was a good idea."

OoC: Is anyone there?

OOC: Brits are most likely asleep, americans doing whatever they do during the day.

"Here Padd's, just shoot the bastards!" Knife says, throwing Paddy an assault rifle and leaning back out the window.

TrilbyWill:
I light a Molotov and toss it out the window as we pass through the blockade.

It falls into the back of an unmarked car, setting it ablaze and killing the occupants inside.

DAMAGE: -1

Sigma Castell:
I clamber up onto the roof of the challenger and start playing a rousing battle-song on my ukulele.

Your 5,000 decibel distraction attack works, drawing ???'s fire away from the driver.

You are promptly shot to shit. DAMAGE: -4

MinimanZombie:
I continue flooring it.
"Sister, can you see if there's any spare ammo in this tank? That we could, perhaps load into the weaponry?"

She gives you a vacant gaze before snapping back to reality.

"Oh, uh... Yeah, sure."

There are no small arms or ammunition inside the tank. The tertiary guns work just fine though.

Knife-28:
Knife leans out of the window and starts blasting away with his MTs while playing Highway to Hell.

I hate acronyms.

Knife-28:
Meanwhile, I lower myself in my seat to avoid getting shot.

You duck just in time. A round grazes your scalp, and you can feel the blood trickle through your hair.

DAMAGE: -1

TrilbyWill:
I pull out the detonator, toss a final brick of C4 out of the car, and press the switch, detonating the explosives and making the road behind us unusable.

You blow the bridge before the mobsters can mobilize, leaving them stranded.

Up ahead, three armored vehicles race toward you.

I begin to fire the assault rifle but the recoil blows it out of my hands. "I'm not used to heavy artillery Knife."

Paddy.

Paddy that is not heavy artillery.

I cover the car bonnet with C4, then accelerate.

One of the drivers calls your bluff and veers toward the Challenger. The other two reach blistering speed and slam into the tank, tearing gashes through the sides as they scrape by.

DAMAGE: -4

The tank's occupants are exposed.

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

???: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

"Shit..."
I swerve sharply to the side, then brake and jump from the car.
"Everybody out!"

Knife jumps out, rolling back to his feet as he lands and bringing his MTs shotgun to bear, firing off a shot at the nearest enemy vehicle.

Meanwhile, I dive out of the car and behind a concrete barrier.

I throw some hookers at one of the cars.

"Uh...UH...TERRA HOW DO I FIRE THE TERTIARY GUNS?"

I leap onto the roof of one of the passing vehicles and stab Peake through the windshield at the driver.

"i hope this works" jump to another car and i hack jack it

I fire at the other vehicle's occupants.

"REALLY HOPE THESE HIT!"

I hook Knife up to an Inception machine and steal all his porm memories.

The APCs turn heel and chase you.

Knife-28:
Knife jumps out, rolling back to his feet as he lands and bringing his MTs shotgun to bear, firing off a shot at the nearest enemy vehicle.

Your buckshot barely puts a dent in that APC.

Sigma Castell:
I throw some hookers at one of the cars.

Nothing doing. Those cars are too far away.

MinimanZombie:
"Uh...UH...TERRA HOW DO I FIRE THE TERTIARY GUNS?"

You may control them manually, though that will leave the gunner exposed to open fire. You may also designate a target using this unit's automatic targeting systems.

Paddy the Second:
I leap onto the roof of one of the passing vehicles and stab Peake through the windshield at the driver.

You strike the bulletproof glass, and the blade bounces out of your hands.

You have lost Peake.

David Woon:
"i hope this works" jump to another car and i hack jack it

Nope.

Saltarius:
I fire at the other vehicle's occupants.

"REALLY HOPE THESE HIT!"

Three rounds punch through the door, killing the driver and passenger. The APC veers off the freeway, falling down to the city streets below.

DAMAGE: -4

REPEATING REVOLVER - THERMITE 2 ROUNDS

I throw a small bag full of cocaine at the oncoming car.

I leap after Peake, grabbing it from the air. "Oh hell no." I fire a blast of electricity from my gauntlets at the vehicle.

"Okay...attack the oncoming hostile vehicles? Please?"

TrilbyWill:
I throw a small bag full of cocaine at the oncoming car.

The bag pops over the windshield, blinding the driver.

He eases off the acceleration and sensibly escapes to the side.

DAMAGE: -2

Paddy the Second:
I leap after Peake, grabbing it from the air. "Oh hell no." I fire a blast of electricity from my gauntlets at the vehicle.

Rubber tires.

You bounce off the windshield at over ninety miles an hour. Yeah, you're not going to survive that.

DAMAGE: -9

Paddy is incapacitated.

MinimanZombie:
"Okay...attack the oncoming hostile vehicles? Please?"

The guns turn and fire on one of the Unimog's, tearing it into scrap.

DAMAGE: -4

"DOES ANYONE HAVE A FUCKING DECENT WEAPON I COULD USE?"

I throw a hammer at Salt.
"Go whack them with that. Or distract them long enough for me to roast them like a load of fucking pork."
I load another phosphorous grenade into my rifle and take cover behind the Challenger.

"YEAH BITCH! THERMITE!"

"Terra, please continue firing at those vehicles. Sister, you haven't went back into shock have you?"

"Oh yeah...she's here isn't she..."

"No."

I would. However, there are no more targets available within range.

"...So they're all dead? Holy shit, I partially accomplished something. And with two rounds to spare."

"Ok, time to switch it up." Knife mutters, emptying his MTs then loading in a pentamer of explosive rounds and firing at the ACP's wheel's. "Knife, your grenade launcher, use it!"
I swear, and fire my grenade launcher at the nearest hostile vehicle.

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