Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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"OW OW OW, SHIT SHIT SHIT!" I start firing at Salt.

I lie down.

"I SHOT YOU WITH THERMITE! IN THE HEART! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ABLE TO STAND, LET ALONE FIRE ACCURATELY?"

"Yes and I have paid attention to those criticisms, and am trying to become a much NICER FUCKING PERSON! YOU DICK!"

TrilbyWill:
"Salt what the hell."
I draw my revolvers and shoot one of the guys in the chest.

He's down.

DAMAGE: -6

MinimanZombie:
"OW OW OW, SHIT SHIT SHIT!" I start firing at Salt.

You graze a round off his skull.

DAMAGE: -2

Saltarius:
"I SHOT YOU WITH THERMITE! IN THE HEART! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ABLE TO STAND, LET ALONE FIRE ACCURATELY?"

Karma.

"OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T TRIED VERY HARD!"

I fire again at Zombie.

I roll out of the room.

I shrug.
"Fuck it."
I take cover, and start lobbing grenades towards Salt.

I pull out a golf club and start hitting the grenades back at Zombie.
"I tried to be diplomatic in the auction, and I was trying to be diplomatic here!"

Paddy the Second:
I roll out of the room.

Nice abscond.

MinimanZombie:
I take cover, and start lobbing grenades towards Salt.

It rolls right in front of his face.

*BANG*

DAMAGE: -6

Salt will respawn after one turn.

I realise these guys need to die for progress to happen and stand up. I walk back in the room and shoot a gangster in the face.

I use the golf club to pull a gangster towards me, then start beating him over the head with it.

I taze Zombie in the face, then expertly apply my makeup.

Paddy the Second:
I realise these guys need to die for progress to happen and stand up. I walk back in the room and shoot a gangster in the face.

He's down.

DAMAGE: -6

TrilbyWill:
I use the golf club to pull a gangster towards me, then start beating him over the head with it.

Your attack is ineffective against the man's reinforced fedora. You only deal a measly DAMAGE: -1.

He promptly takes the club and beats you over your pathetic trilby, dealing a concussion inducing DAMAGE: -4.

Sigma Castell:
I taze Zombie in the face, then expertly apply my makeup.

DAMAGE: -1

Salt respawns.

I walk up to the nearest gangster, pistol-whip him, and blast him in the chest.

I shoot the gangsters with my Molotov Launcher.

"Fedoras are for Nice Guys!" I yell as set a gangster on fire. "And I don't mean that in a good way."

I wipe the make up off my face, after I've stopped shaking from the electricity. I then pull out my sword and stab Sigma in the stomach.

I look down at the sword in my stomach.
"Ow. What was that for?"
I use the last of my strength to stab Zombie in the eye with Blendsword.

Saltarius:
I walk up to the nearest gangster, pistol-whip him, and blast him in the chest.

He collapses, clutching his left side.

DAMAGE: -2

TrilbyWill:
I shoot the gangsters with my Molotov Launcher.

Paddy the Second:
"Fedoras are for Nice Guys!" I yell as set a gangster on fire. "And I don't mean that in a good way."

Everyone is on fire. BURN ALL: -2

MinimanZombie:
I wipe the make up off my face, after I've stopped shaking from the electricity. I then pull out my sword and stab Sigma in the stomach.

That's a kill shot. DAMAGE: -6

Sigma Castell:
I look down at the sword in my stomach.
"Ow. What was that for?"
I use the last of my strength to stab Zombie in the eye with Blendsword.

Likewise. DAMAGE: -1

???:

MALL TEAM: II

Close call.

I fill a glass bottle with water, load it into my Molotov Launcher and shoot the fire with it.
"Okay, let's get this thing we're here for before somebody comes to investigate."

I search the gangster's pockets for loot.

"No doubt they heard the skirmish."

The dorky desk clerk hits the silent alarm and cowers in fear behind his desk.

SECURITY will arrive in two turns.

MPD will arrive in five turns.

No rush though. The only thing to worry about is getting that stupid thing out of there.

I open a portal using the saw that's big enough to fit the thing we're stealing through.

I respawn.
"Fuck. I'm gonna search these guys to see if any of them have any instrument cases."

I respawn.
"Sorry about the eye-murder, Zombie."
I peer over the desk at the Dorky Desk Clerk.
"Yo. How's life?"

"Uh..."

Paddy the Second:
I open a portal using the saw that's big enough to fit the thing we're stealing through.

Awesome. Now you just need to figure out how to get it through. Not like there's a forklift around or anything.

Maybe that dork can help you out.

SECURITY will arrive next turn.

I continue looking for instrument cases.

"Hey you fucking idiots follow my lead and hold off any security guys who appear." I run to the desk clerk and ask for a forklift.

"HOLD THE LINE AND SHIT!"

I give up searching.
"Damn it. Oh well, can't win them all."
I begin covering the entire area in gasoline.

"Anyone by any chance have aluminum powder and rust? Iron, preferably."

Paddy the Second:
"Hey you fucking idiots follow my lead and hold off any security guys who appear." I run to the desk clerk and ask for a forklift.

"U-uh we have a crane."

He points to a fairly large crane hanging above him. It's a bit on the small side, but it'll do.

SECURITY has arrived. Two stiffs with blackjacks and tazers.

SECURITY: IIIIIIIIII

MALL TEAM: II

MPD will arrive in three turns.

I spit in the face of chemistry and offer Salt some non-iron rust.
"Why do you need that stuff, anyway?"

I draw my revolvers and shoot both security guards in their faces.

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