Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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I start drilling Knife's heart.

"You know, I don't think your heart's in it anymore Trilby."

"That one wasn't as good." I say, as I start drowning Knife with milk.

"This is udderly ridiculous."

Paddy the Second:
"Come on you omniscient asshole!"

What? What did I do?

You have been following the trail inland for only twelve seconds. You should get a move on if you want to reach Harstrad by nightfall.

"Salt, fuck off, these are my puns." I say. "Unless you want Trilby to kick you up your dairy-air."

I run towards Harstrad. "Razzafrickinioughtashowhimathingortwo." I mumble as I go.

I eat some blueberries.

I draw an Eldritch Summoning Circle and begin chanting.

"That was just cheesy."

I rip Knife's tongue out and start choking him with it

"Trilby, while I'm flattered that you'd slip me some tongue, I am not a Homosexual."

"Not yet, anyway." I say, before ramming two spoons through Knife's eyes and swirling his brain around with them.

"...How long has other you been talking with Sis? It's been like...3 hours."

"現̨̨̧̥̤̠͚͚͕̪̇͆ͭͮd̢̛̩̮̥̥̫̤̱̫̼͓̟ͧ̏ͯ͋͢g̡̡̢̛̪̭̼̼͉̭̯͈̦ͪ͐ͭͧ̈́̐͟在̳̞̪͚̫̪̜̻̗̙̾ͧͫ̇͜"
I continue chanting and whispering as a strange, horrible pressure fills the air around the Circle. A shiver passes through me, but I carry on, scratching symbols in a triangular pattern.

I calmly read a braille copy of A Storm of Swords. Muffled sobbing fills the air.

"現̠̹̪̳͍̭̪̻̈̂̿ͫ̿̾̀͡ḋ̛̻̩͈͖̰̙̪̙̰̯̞̌ͬͦ͛͂̌͛ͨ̃̏ͦ͌̊̐̏͐̚͟͞g̸͙͚͓̦͓̳̱ͨ̔ͪͪ̅̎͑͢͜͞在̸̶͉͈̬̳͇͇͎̘͚̙̫̠̲͇̞̻̯̏ͭ̒̊́̊̄ͯ͟͠͡我̟͙̣̱͕͓̦̰̋ͦͫͭ̋ͭ͊͒̉̈̿ͤͭͦ͝d́̇̂͒̒̅͂̌̉̆̎̅͏̭͖͕̫們̷̸̨̪̖͍̱̝̟̟͈͔͚̰͐ͯ̈́̐̍̑͊̏́͊͂̆́͑̊̍ͤͦ̚ͅͅgͪͤ̅̋̔͋̀̆͐ͧͯ̋ͪ҉̡͉̦̱̀́̕ͅ已ͣͭͥ̐́̎ͥ̾̾̍̉͗̂̏͟͏͉͈̟̰̮͔̙͟͡d͇̝̹̳͔̣̩̥͚̖̟͇̩̞͇̜̯̓̈́̍̊̅ͧ͆̅͐ͧͮ̅ͯ́̄ͧ̚͢͟͞͠͡f̸̵̱̖̪̺͎̟̮̫̬ͬ̍ͫ̉̈ͦ͛ͣ̔̕͠g̶̵̶̨̤͕̖̹̳ͣͫ̏̒̿̔́ͪ͆̒經̴̶̨̛̲̟̗̩̲̙̣̰͕͕̰͍̏̃̅̆ͮ͊ͮͫ̈́̍̂ͬ̊͊ͭ́ͅ成̼͎̮̹̩̝̻̯͈̖̂ͨ͐̀ͫ̓͗̀̀͘͟d̵̸̦̖̫̖̩̖̞̳̙̣̝̟̯̬̂̋̌̀̾̇̌͒͛͠ͅ為̴̼͖̘̱̲͔̤̯̙̦̯͚͎ͤ̀̂̾̓ͨͧͯ̉ͧ̃ͬ̄̓̒̕͠͡一̢͆̀̎ͯ̌̄͒̾̑̋̒ͬ̔̋̅͢͏̺̲̜̪̹́ͅ個̶̨͈͉͉̳̭̪͈ͥ̈͊̾̇͗̂̅͐ͯ̓̿ͦ̀̚͜不̩͎͔̩̳̪͕̼̜̦͚̙̙̻͔͎͓͙͒ͨ̅ͥ́̿̃̅͋͐ͦ͋͢ͅ斷̛͈̮̙͙̯͖̬̫̳͔̞͙̦̫̺̪̩̥̭̐̎ͩ̄̋͘͢͜z̶̨̛̹͎̲̜͇̰͓͓̖͇̻̜̗͚̩͌̎̄́̽͊͐͛̕ͅȑ̡̙̫̰̫͓͇̟̬̱͓̝̣̪̱̆̐ͮ̐͌̉̎̈́́̚ͅ無͌̉̌̐͏̡̢͇̘̲͉̤̪͠ͅ聲̨̡͔͍̦̟̥͕͙̩̟̹̯̤̖̫̮͆͊̍̂͟͠d̡̈̿ͤͫ̀͏̶̟̪̮̭̲f̷̷̞͚͉̠͈̻͊ͩ̎ͬ̌̊ͩ͑ͫ͊̐ͯͬ̚̚̕ģ̛͐ͭ̀̈́ͪ͗͌ͯ͊̓̉ͫ̑͋̈́ͭ͌́҉̨̺̖̱̫̫͖̗̠̼͚̥͙̼͙͔̤̳̣̰細ͧ̎̊ͨ̄͗̈́҉͉̣̫̳̖͞語̸̵̨̢̦̬̖̼̰̘̾̒͆̅ͤ̂͗͑d̷̬͎̜̜͚̬̼͔͇͇̳̱̩̟͋̄̈̈́ͫ̓͛ͪͫ͑̎͛͢͢͜gͣ̅̈́ͤ̍̊ͣ̒͊̋̈́̽͆̉ͮ̏̽̑҉̞̦̩̱́"̸ͬ͆ͨ̾͐̒̉̋ͯ҉̖̗͎͕和̎̾̾̐͛ͤ̂̐̇͌͂͛̃ͬ͒̂̄͏̼̳̞͔͚͈̗͚͕̼̫͚̙̼̩̣͉̮͡"̷̵̗̫͖̽̎́͊ͨ死̇̐ͮ̽̽̈̕͢҉̫͎̣͇的̲̱̼̺̞̙̙͓̍͛͆ͦ͗̔̒͟͜死̸̿̈̈́͗̏͘҉̣̰̜̯̣̮͟無̷̓ͪ̂͆ͣ͗͟҉̸̢̮̪͍̭̟̹̤̯̻͇效̴͈̠̹͕̱̫̲̪̱̗̲͗ͩͩ͒̚͝的̛̝̩͍̪̳̻̙̔ͥͫ̐͆̀̄̽ͤ̅ͯ̐ͯ̒̀̚͝戀̸̧̧̬̖̫̠̩ͥ̍ͬ͗̈́̕͜人̨̛ͮ́̉ͫ̄̊̒̓̈͌̉͒͆ͩ҉҉̱̭̹͇͈̲͎̺͎̫̙͕̖̭͍̘到̨̟͖͚̦̜͓̭ͤ̊͂͌ͭ̈́̊̿ͩ́͜我͎̟̗̙̰̦̥̦̖̲̲͈͚̬̭͖ͮ̅ͤ̋͂̍͋͊ͮ͗͂͗ͮ̾̕͢͞ͅ這̢̯̥̹͒͒ͩ̀͒̆̉ͥ̽̔̐ͥ̂̓̐̈́̅ͯ̀͘裡̡̛̟̜̯̤͎͎̺͙͐̏̔̈́͑͜͞a̷̡͎̱̩̹̰͇̹͓̫͚̻̝̼͐̍͂ͥ̏̆̏͊͐ͯ̏̋̽͛ͩ̀͘ȩ̴̶͛͒͒͋ͭ̆ͭ͗̉̓̇̇̋̉͑̇̿͜҉̟͚̠͔͇̜r̨͕͎̳͎̩̲̗͓͈̤̼̼̱͓̫̩̝̮ͬ̽̋ͥ̌̏̈́̕͢͝ͅ來̴̢̟̤͇̤͈͖̹̼̩ͤ̓̏ͥ̅̈ͨ́͟t̷͋̋̀͂̊ͣ̅̐̅̃̈́̅ͯ́ͫͨ̄ͩ͏̩̗͍̯͈̥͙̪̟̭͈̖͟ͅ我̴̶̛̤͍̱͖̺̘̳͚̪͉͚̬̱̬̬̼̪ͤͯ̎̋̎ͪ̉́̄́͂̽͌̅̀̑ͬ̀͝s̢̯͎̠̪̲̠͙̽͛͛ͩ͆̐́ͦͪ͆̊͛̉̏̂ͧ̏們̷̡̹͉̠̜͍̼̬̖̹̇͑̏̒͑͗̐͌̔͑̒̉̄̍ͩ̀̚̚͞͠正̙̲̳̗̹̬͇̯̲̻̝̪͎͕͎̄̊̇̾̉̿͐ͦ̐ͪ͆̓ͫ́̀s͆͐ͧ̉ͧ͂̃̆̿̔҉̶̢͚̣̝̲͖̫͎͚̖̙̱̗̗̪̲̕͜r͂̔̓ͮ͜҉̛͚̤̙̭͘͠在̷̎̊̈̊ͭ̋͒̓̒̐̇̀̚̚҉̮̻̥͔͓̝̼̘̕͝創̨͇̩̱̳̞̮͇̪̉̉̒͆͂͑̆̓̌͊̽͛̾͐̿̀̀ͅ造ͧͦ̄̐̕҉̢͓̤̦̬̖̭́我̴̑͌ͦ͋̃͏̖̼̫̗̳̪͎̬̻́͢們͎̘͕͍̥̺ͮ͗́̂ͨ͛̚͘͝ͅ正̷̢͊̾ͪ̍̑̍͝͞͏̼̟̰͖̣̺̭̭̹͇͙̺ͅs̶̨͚͔͓͚̗̦̞͎̙̅̄͌ͮ̑ͥ͆͌̋́͑ͥ͝v̧̢̼̜̦͇͙̝̭̬̺̭̹̝̞̜̳̭̽̋̒ͮ͒ͅͅd̃͛͂͆̊ͪ̈́͜͏̹̲͎̟̲̹̫͔̦̣̰͖̼̭̖̖͉̀ͅ在̸̢̟͚̪̼̲̱̞͉̣̱̗̹̹̪̻ͪ̌͂̊͞͠ͅdͪ̑̃ͪ͑̔̊ͧ̃͊̓ͭ̎̾̀̈ͯ̅͏̸̡͙̝̰̖͎̼̹͙͖̮̪͚̮̦̟͖͍̯̀͟f̷̛͔̪̩̮̺̙̱͕̹̜͉̲͇ͨ̄͐̔ͭ̏̀̚͜͝g̶̃͂ͮͥ̒̉͗ͮͪ̉ͯ̓ͩ̈́̓̄̚̚͟͞͏̦̞͙͍̣̤̻ͅ成̡̛͈̲̟͚̞̗̜̃ͪ̑̑̊̌̅ͯ͌̓͗̐̈ͥ̈́̀͆̅̄́͝為̨̩͔̗̰̻̥͍͍͓͇̘̗̔̍̈́ͣ̈̄̊͋̕我̢̻͉̰̬̎͛͆̿͒̒͑̈́̾̽̌ͤͨ͆̀們̷̸̡̡̬͉̼̰̼͈̠̞̰̲̗̺͍̓͛̽̅ͥ̀͆̌̊̄̆̂͋̈́̒̂̃sͯ̓̚͏̶̭̝̮̜̱̼̜͞ͅ在̶̷̡̯̠̗̳̠́̾ͤ͑ͣ̈̍͋̇͂̎͗̐ͮ͂ͯ̕ͅ這̨̛̟͚̘͇̭͈̖͈͖̘̪̟̱̬̈́͋ͭ̅̎̀ͣ̽͊ͩͪ̕͝ͅ裡̵̭͔͙̳̟̖̱̞̺̙͚̯̻̥̤̠̗ͤ̑̈͆̑͘͟ͅͅ
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I step back from the Circle, and raise my hands in the air. The symbols glow with a bloody red light. Something shifted, and reality split open.

Nega Sigma had Arrived.
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̴̡̟̫̼̙̗̩͇̳̔̀̋͌͌̔̓̾͌̏͑̀ͭ͌̂̓̋̀̚̕晶̮̱̹̲̖͓̩́̾̓͋̃̃̇ͯͣ͐̍͛ͮ̀̚͟͟屏̢̜̭̪̖̠͙̩̺̟̮̗̞̤̦̥̫̖͌̅͗ͧ̒ͪ̏ͮ̿́ͪ͑̍̋͋̌̆̚͝͠s̿̈̀ͩ͑̋̑̎̾̿͆͐͗̒̓̈̉̀̚͞͏̴̱͉̼͈̪̼̲̱̻̙͍fͬͫ̉͏̸̢̯̼̮̣̖͈̥̭̻̭͚̦͚͖̝ͅͅs͒ͤ͛ͭͣ̊҉͏̷͔̘͖͚'̷̖̪̣̜̤̟̗̻͚̮̲͙̫͚̉͆ͤ͛̓̍̉͑̄̃͛͌͂ͧ̇̀̐ͬ̉ͅg̷̱͚̱̰̗̤͂̈ͨͧ̾̎̆̔̀̕f̭̼̯̙͊͛ͥ̔ͣ̾ͤ̾͢͠障̵̥͕͓̩͍͓̾͆͂ͧ̄ͬ̍̍̈́̍̾͢來͕̬̞̪̣̠͚̼͖̱͙͕͈͎͉͂ͫͧ͑͐̔̽̃͐͂ͫͬ̄͘了̪͚͕͇̦̺̠̼̺͎̦̭̾̔́̀ͥ͘͡來̶̸͍̰̘̟̘̉̽̅̆̏́̀͝͠了̅́̃͆҉҉̤̭͚̥̻̬͔̻͎̙̞̫,̛̺̪͚̜͉̟͍ͭͣ̓̓͛̑̾̎̇̏ͦ̀̈́̃ͣ̿͊̀͟͜我̶̷̘̝̹̝̦̼̲͓͓̟͈̞͎͎̦̖͚͙͗͋̽̅̐ͨͧ̿̀ͣ͡͞們̛̦̗̼̩̺̜̯̦̹̜͎̺̪̜̮̺̗̪̐ͬ̏ͬ́͜͡͞進̀̑̋͛ͯ̿̈́͗̈́ͧ̎̑ͩ̿̽̆҉͞҉҉̯͚͍̻̪͚̺̪̯͇͎͙͇̭̱̲̘f̒͒͒ͪ̈́͗̆҉̶̜̹͈̜̙̤̦̲͓̹̳̰̜̞̱̣̜ͅg̛̦̣̳̳͙͖̜͎̜̥̣̜͈͕̤̣̠͌̐̆̓ͫ̓̋͐ͭ͌ͮ̄̋́̚͘͠͝入̷͎̺̲͚̥̯̘̮͚͈ͫ̔ͣ̆̋ͩ̃͗̽͒̒ͪͫ̂̿ͨ͢ͅ這ͨͣͬ̐͐͌͂̔ͧ̄͋ͤ̋ͪͯ̃ͭ̚͞͏͈̝̻̥̤̣̲̭̬̩̘͢個̴̠̩̖͔̹̩̗̯̯͕̱͕̠̝̪̈̿̀̆̔͆̌̀ͣͧ̎̓́̈ͫ̀͠s̵̝̤̮͕̟̫̠̆̑̉̄ͪ̂͛̒̊̉̏͐ͬ̚̚͟h̴̵͕̪͚̩̲͉̭͕͇̤̺̼̫̳̩̝̻͉̄̊̈́ͪ̇̆ͥ̽͌̚͘gͧ̈ͤͦ̃҉̛̳͈̜良̧̪̰̥̺̟͕̬̭͉̜͔̮̮̥̹͛̍͆ͬͮ́ͪͬ̾̓͂͆͡好̵̡̧ͥ̆͊ͨ̅̏ͩͪ͑҉̵̯̥̫͖̺͎̱̱͔͖͈的̶̡̟̣͚̭͖̥͎̩̙̻̗̘͓̝̆̽̑͒̊̏ͧ̏̄ͦͯͪͅ光̸͓̩͙̻̮͍ͤ̾̑̇̊ͥ̽̎́̚̕͜
̴̡̟̫̼̙̗̩͇̳̔̀̋͌͌̔̓̾͌̏͑̀ͭ͌̂̓̋̀̚̕

Paddy the Second:
I run towards Harstrad. "Razzafrickinioughtashowhimathingortwo." I mumble as I go.

You proceed inland for the next couple days...

... You know the town is along the river, right?

I knock on the door.

"Sis? Knife? You guys playing Risk or some shit in there? What's taking so long?"

"What...The...Fuck!?"
The corn god attacks Nega Sigma

̡̡̗͈̗̼͓͚̞̫̥̪̦̳͇̗͈̗̼͓͚̞̫̥̪̦̳͇ͮ̐͋̆ͩͪ̇̔̂̍̾ͬ̈ͮ̐͋̆ͩͪ̇̔̂̍̾ͬ̈ş̠̻͕̺̻̮̯͇̎ͦͦ̽̓̿ͮ͜͝ͅf̛͔̯̮̰̺͖͖ͩͯ̓͊̇͌̈̇̑̽ͤ͆̿͑̏́͘ͅh̷̲̦͍̞͓̜̞ͣ͋ͮͥ̂͗̇̍̏̍ͮ̂̇̏̌͟gͤ̐̆ͩ̽̂̓̌ͭͣ͑ͥ̑ͭ̈́̓̈̊̚͏͙͉͓̠̯̼̞̥͟ş̠̻͕̺̻̮̯͇̎ͦͦ̽̓̿ͮ͜͝ͅf̛͔̯̮̰̺͖͖ͩͯ̓͊̇͌̈̇̑̽ͤ͆̿͑̏́͘ͅh̷̲̦͍̞͓̜̞ͣ͋ͮͥ̂͗̇̍̏̍ͮ̂̇̏̌͟I dodge the Corn Gods swipe and draw SwordBlend,, bringing it up in an arc towards̡̗͈̗̼͓͚̞̫̥̪̦̳͇ͮ̐͋̆ͩͪ̇̃̃̔̂̍̾ͬ̈ş̠̻͕̺̻̮̯͇̎ͦͦ̽̓̿ͮ͜͝ͅf̛͔̯̮̰̺͖͖ͩͯ̓͊̉̇͌̈̇̑̽ͤ͆̿̉͑̏́͘ͅh̷̲̣̦͍̞͓̜̞ͣ͋ͮͥ̂͗̇̍̏̍̀ͮ̀̂̇̏̌͟gͤ̐̆ͩ̽̂̓̌ͭͣ͑ͥ̑ͭ̈́̓̈̊̚͏͙͉͓̠̯̼̞̥͟ the Corn Gods head̡̗͈̗̼͓͚̞̫̥̪̦̳͇ͮ̐͋̆ͩͪ̇̃̃̔̂̍̾ͬ̈ş̠̻͕̺̻̮̯͇̎ͦͦ̽̓̿ͮ͜͝ͅf̛͔̯̮̰̺͖͖ͩͯ̓͊̉̇͌̈̇̑̽ͤ͆̿̉͑̏́͘ͅh̷̲̣̦͍̞͓̜̞ͣ͋ͮͥ̂͗̇̍̏̍̀ͮ̀̂̇̏̌͟gͤ̐̆ͩ̽̂̓̌ͭͣ͑ͥ̑ͭ̈́̓̈̊̚͏͙͉͓̠̯̼̞̥͟gͤ̐̆ͩ̽̂̓̌ͭͣ͑ͥ̑ͭ̈́̓̈̊̚͏̡͙͉͓̠̯̼̞̥̗͈̗̼͓͚̞̫̥̪̦̳͇ͮ̐͋̆ͩͪ̇̔̂̍̾ͬ̈͟ş̠̻͕̺̻̮̯͇̎ͦͦ̽̓̿ͮ͜͝ͅf̛͔̯̮̰̺͖͖ͩͯ̓͊̇͌̈̇̑̽ͤ͆̿͑̏́͘ͅh̷̲̦͍̞͓̜̞ͣ͋ͮͥ̂͗̇̍̏̍ͮ̂̇̏̌͟gͤ̐̆ͩ̽̂̓̌ͭͣ͑ͥ̑ͭ̈́̓̈̊̚͏̡͙͉͓̠̯̼̞̥̗͈̗̼͓͚̞̫̥̪̦̳͇ͮ̐͋̆ͩͪ̇̃̃̔̂̍̾ͬ̈͟ş̠̻͕̺̻̮̯͇̎ͦͦ̽̓̿ͮ͜͝ͅf̛͔̯̮̰̺͖͖ͩͯ̓͊̉̇͌̈̇̑̽ͤ͆̿̉͑̏́͘ͅh̡̗͈̗̼͓͚̞̫̥̪̦̳͇ͮ̐͋̆ͩͪ̇̃̃̔̂̍̾ͬ̈ş̠̻͕̺̻̮̯͇̎ͦͦ̽̓̿ͮ͜͝ͅf̛͔̯̮̰̺͖͖ͩͯ̓͊̉̇͌̈̇̑̽ͤ͆̿̉͑̏́͘ͅh̷̲̣̦͍̞͓̜̞ͣ͋ͮͥ̂͗̇̍̏̍̀ͮ̀̂̇̏̌͟gͤ̐̆ͩ̽̂̓̌ͭͣ͑ͥ̑ͭ̈́̓̈̊̚͏̷̡͙͉͓̠̯̼̞̥̲̣̦͍̞͓̜̞̗͈̗̼͓͚̞̫̥̪̦̳͇ͣ͋ͮͥ̂͗̇̍̏̍̀ͮ̀̂̇̏̌ͮ̐͋̆ͩͪ̇̃̃̔̂̍̾ͬ̈͟͟ş̠̻͕̺̻̮̯͇̎ͦͦ̽̓̿ͮ͜͝ͅf̛͔̯̮̰̺͖͖ͩͯ̓͊̉̇͌̈̇̑̽ͤ͆̿̉͑̏́͘ͅh̷̲̣̦͍̞͓̜̞ͣ͋ͮͥ̂͗̇̍̏̍̀ͮ̀̂̇̏̌͟gͤ̐̆ͩ̽̂̓̌ͭͣ͑ͥ̑ͭ̈́̓̈̊̚͏͙͉͓̠̯̼̞̥͟gͤ̐̆ͩ̽̂̓̌ͭͣ͑ͥ̑ͭ̈́̓̈̊̚͏͙͉͓̠̯̼̞̥͟"̡̗͈̗̼͓͚̞̫̥̪̦̳͇ͮ̐͋̆ͩͪ̇̃̃̔̂̍̾ͬ̈ş̠̻͕̺̻̮̯͇̎ͦͦ̽̓̿ͮ͜͝ͅf̛͔̯̮̰̺͖͖ͩͯ̓͊̉̇͌̈̇̑̽ͤ͆̿̉͑̏́͘ͅh̷̲̣̦͍̞͓̜̞ͣ͋ͮͥ̂͗̇̍̏̍̀ͮ̀̂̇̏̌͟gͤ̐̆ͩ̽̂̓̌ͭͣ͑ͥ̑ͭ̈́̓̈̊̚͏͙͉͓̠̯̼̞̥͟

I blink and stare at Not-Me.
"...That wasn't supposed to happen..."

I float around.
"I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!"

I turn to the Corn God.
"I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOW"
I throw my Blender at Nega Sigma.

"Hmph. I will just complete this small task quickly then."
I teleport to the pool of lava, and throw the small box in. I teleport back.
"T'is done."

I shake my head, clearing the last of the Void-Tongues. I turn just in time to catch a blender in the face.
"sonofaBITCH"

I swear and draw my sword, fumbling at my belt for a dynamite stick.

I pull the whirring blender off of my head, tossing it over my shoulder. I draw Swordblend and activate it, the deadly blades spinning into life.

"Nega Sig y u do dis"

I start beating Nega Sigma with my weapon of choice. The baseball with barbed wire.

"Sig pls" I swerve around the baseball-wire-bat, and stab Corn God in the eye

"..."
I sit down on the ground

"Sis some crazy bullshits happening out here you need to see this."

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