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"Hey Salt." | |
"Fuck off man, it's my life. | |
"You know, I could go on some long overblown spiel how it's bad for you and it's illegal ect, but I know your not going to listen either way." I say, before knocking all the equipment out of Salt's hands and walking away. | |
"I WASN'T GOING TO DO ANY OF IT! JUST SELL IT!" "Oh. Hey Ran. So what new developments are underway for the ol' Fight?" | |
I kick Salt in the groin. "OCTOPUSSY, BITCH!" ACT 7: ACT 4: GET ON WITH IT!You successfully abscond from Megrel police, leaving RaN to fix your rides in a garage. You sneak up on Fortress Armament, the storage facility where the door is held. You really hope that cock kicker's info was right. Now what? | |
3x edit combo! "Alright, let's get in there I guess." I say, looking for a stealthy entry point. | |
I bring up blueprints of the building and look for external air vents. | |
"Why don't we just walk in the front door, say we'd like to get a storage unit, then just go find the one we're looking for? No need for stealthy bullshit, no need to go in guns blazing." | |
"..." | |
"...I already know you're going to try something." | |
I drop the bass. | |
You successfully drop the bass. *wub wub wub wub* | |
I look at the bass, wiggling and flopping around on the floor gasping for breath. | |
"That poor creature." | |
"I went to the nearby market to buy some bread." I eat some of the bread. "Don't know where the fish came from." | |
I walk out of Paddys bread, cracking my neck. | |
In front of a store room. The door is in there. You are out here. | |
I go in there. | |
You successfully go in there. "Hello, Sir. How may I help you today?" | |
"Yes, I was wondering if I could use a storage unit." | |
"Of course. Is this your first time visiting us?" | |
"Yes it is." | |
"Excellent. We have four economy units available for sixty-nine, ninety-nine a month. All we need is payment and signature." The clerk's dorky little glasses slip down. He pushes them back up and reaches for a contract, sliding it toward you. | |
I hand a bundle of money to Trilby to cover costs. "Store that crate out there Tril." I stuff the other fighters and myself into the crate. | |
I hand over the cash and sign the contract as 'Sage Porter'. | |
"Did you put air holes in this crate?" | |
"One or two." | |
"Well, that's just crate, isn't it." I say. | |
"Well this was *gasp* a great fucking idea wasn't it." | |
I find a convenient way to transport heavy goods to and from storage units, and drag the crate onto it. | |
"We're going to break out and get the door once closing time comes around, dumbass." I take another deep gasp of air. "Drill like twelve more airholes while you're at it." | |
The clerk glances over the signature and files it. "Alright. Unit 1146 is available. Down the hall on your-" He glances up. You have already left. "First time my ass." | |
I punch a fist-sized hole in the crate. | |
You do not seem to recall the storage number. What was it again? | |
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"..."
I facepalm.
"God damn it Salt."