I continue eating the mango.
My tulpa continues punching Sig and Zombie in the dick.
I bash in the tulpas skull.
I fall on the Staff of Genderswapping and spontaneosly turn into a girl.
"I'm a dream form shittiot."
"Any got a coin to flip? I'm torn between orchids and carnations."
"What sorcery is this?"
Out of frustration, I smack the Knife human in the face with the bat.
I look down at my chest.
I jump up and down a bit.
My tulpa hands Salt a bouquet of both carnations and orchids. "It's classier if you buy more than one kind of flower."
"True, true. Well, now or never I suppose. Wish me luck, all."
"Hey guys check this out."
I zap Zombie with the SoG.
"Alright. Sister, will you...no, would you...yeah would you sounds better. Now...shit I don't even know what's playing. Huh, I think Django's still out..."
I look down.
"Sig turn me back."
"It doesnt have a reverse setting."
I zap Salt with the SoG.
I notice nothing due to my lack of eyesight.
"Salt, you're a woman now. How do you feel about that?"
"Don't even try pulling that bullshit on me Zomb."
"Sigma zapped you with the SOG."
"The Staff of Genderswapping."
"That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard."
"Well tough luck. Sigma zapped you with it."
"Salt, just pat your chest."
"Oh my fucking god, you're a girl now, alright?"
"Alright, scratching this minor altercation, I'm still going to do this shit."
Knife grabs the SoG out of Sigma's hands, then zaps Salt and Zombie., turning them back.
Then for good measure he zaps the Corn God with it as well, then snaps the staff.
"...Wait, shit. I don't even know where she is."
The Corn God, being a gender less being is unaffected.
"Well at least this is fixed. Yo Sigma, let's go on an adventure."
"...Knife, mind navigating me?"
I start making a ridiculously large amount of pancakes.
"Sure thing." Knife says, guiding Salt back to where Sister is.
"Alright. Just...Just a second."
I walk over to Sister.