Mall Fight: The Earthventure - Epilogue: Here Comes The Flood [CLOSED, ENDED]

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"Hm. I wonder..."

Green tries a bar for himself. Being a robot, he's never really even HAD chocolate before.

Greenstarfanatic:
"Hm. I wonder..."

Green tries a bar for himself. Being a robot, he's never really even HAD chocolate before.

10; I'm sad to announce to you that you cannot taste.

"D-D-D-DIABEETUS!"
I take out my sleeping bag and get inside it.
"BETTER SLEEP IT OFF"

"I...eugh."

Green 'spits' out the brown sludge.

"Heh, forgot I can't taste normal food."

I start digging, then throw one shovel into the whole.

"Maybe Animal Crossing logic applies."

Saltarius:
I start digging, then throw one shovel into the whole.

"Maybe Animal Crossing logic applies."

20; dig it up and see what happens.

I dig the shovel up.

Saltarius:
I dig the shovel up.

You come up with the most PIMPIN'ASS GOLDEN SHOVEL YOUR VIRGIN ALBINO ASS HAS EVER SEEN. It shines so bright as you unbury it that you probably got a tan out of it.

I fall to the ground, weakened by the light.

...What's that light and music? I get up and try to remember what just happened.

Connor Lonske:
...What's that light and music? I get up and try to remember what just happened.

12; you remember that you were trying to do something, and that Marcel stopped you from doing it. For the moment, you are unable to remember anything else. You do notice easily, however, that your mental state now seems much better than how it was before; you don't know the exact details as to what your mental state was, but the feeling stays in your mind.

"So you guys remember that show where the chemistry teacher and his best friend make a crystal mess or something? It's a shame that it got cancelled."
A single tear falls down my cheek. Then I vomit a little bit.

I try to steal Salt's awesome shovel while she's on the ground.

TrilbyWill:
I try to steal Salt's awesome shovel while she's on the ground.

10; the golden shovel just kind of hangs in the air and is hard to grasp because of ALL THAT FUCKING LIGHT HOLY SHIT

I try to get through the light and grab the shovel.

I get back up, wobbling and smashing Trilby with another shovel.

"Hands off my shit."

TrilbyWill:
I try to get through the light and grab the shovel.

13; you get your hands on the shovel and try pulling it out. Holy shit, it's like it's fucking stuck there.

Saltarius:
I get back up, wobbling and smashing Trilby with another shovel.

"Hands off my shit."

2, 1 for fumble.

Oh shit.

You accidentally break the golden shovel.

"...Eh, I can make another."

I still whack Trilby with the shovel.

Saltarius:
"...Eh, I can make another."

I still whack Trilby with the shovel.

6; thunk.

That was the sound of your shovel hitting a part of the golden shovel you broke instead of Trilby.

Thunk.

"..."

I take my golden shovel pieces and walk away.

I attempt to sober up and start a partly intelligent conversation with the guards.

I put the bits of golden shovel I was holding in my inventory and walk off.
"So, remind me, why did we kill those two guys?"

MinimanZombie:
I attempt to sober up and start a partly intelligent conversation with the guards.

20.

You strike up such a jolly good conversation with the guards that, after the fact, they propose to hang out in the town and get shitfaced with you.

TrilbyWill:
I put the bits of golden shovel I was holding in my inventory and walk off.
"So, remind me, why did we kill those two guys?"

"We were supposed to knock them out. I managed to save one of them from getting killed by Richard, but I can see the other didn't make it." I look over to the grave.

"Oh... why were we going to knock them out again?"

"Well that sounds awfully wonderful, but if you would allow me to make another suggestion about what we should do now, I would propose that we go and get SUPER shitfaced!"

MinimanZombie:
"Well that sounds awfully wonderful, but if you would allow me to make another suggestion about what we should do now, I would propose that we go and get SUPER shitfaced!"

19; they agree all the more.

You guys get SO SHITFACED that the entire town joins in.

TrilbyWill:
"Oh... why were we going to knock them out again?"

"To sneak in."

I try to remember the plan.

"Ah... well, if you help me dig the other guy up, we can still try. Did you put any skill points into Audacity?"

During the drunken parade I offer an idea.
"Hey guys...I got the idea for this get together right? Why not make me...I dunno...Your ruler?"

Connor Lonske:
I try to remember the plan.

7; you remember the Alamo.

TrilbyWill:
"Ah... well, if you help me dig the other guy up, we can still try. Did you put any skill points into Audacity?"

"...I can see where this is going." I get up and look for a shovel. Rolling 3, fumble for 5, I end up wasting my goddamn time.

MinimanZombie:
During the drunken parade I offer an idea.
"Hey guys...I got the idea for this get together right? Why not make me...I dunno...Your ruler?"

4.

The entire audience ignores that as you being a drunk-ass shit. You drunk-ass shit.

I blink.
"Hello darkness my old friend"
I walk up to a guard.
"Hi. Can I come in."

I use my hands to dig up the corpse.

Sigma Castell:
I blink.
"Hello darkness my old friend"
I walk up to a guard.
"Hi. Can I come in."

20. Isaac is escorted inside, where a huge parade of drunkassness goes on.

"I have the nagging feeling that everyone's managing to go inside incredibly easily."

TrilbyWill:
I use my hands to dig up the corpse.

16; you manage to dig up the corpse of the dead guard- HOLY SHIT, IS THAT AN INTESTINE STICKING OUT?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I take off the guard's clothes, and my own.
"Yeah, sort of... you put on the other guy's uniform."
I put on the uniform, brush off the worst of the gore and dirt and store my previous outfit in my inventory with the rest of Sigma's clothes that I nicked.

I look around.
"Nice place you have here."
I take out my phone and ring Richard.
"I'm inside. What was the plan?"

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