Lol,
Dunnow about the wal-mart stuff though, I am not an American...
But the way the media goes on and on about them :D I can so imagine it

I KNEW I saw a CSM at Wal-Mart packing heat the other day.

NoMoreSanity:
Saints Row 2 does have this weird fucked up logic.

It's almost like you're complaining...

Shamus, you have to use "video game logic."

It's similar to ours, but you have to start with the assumption that wanton violence is the solution to any problem.

Any problem.

You'd think that these guys would have learned by example. The best business model for organized crime (Mafia, Yakuza, etc) goes like this:

1) Extort protection money
2) Buy guns to kill rival gangs
3) Costs of protection go down thanks to lack of rival gangs
4) Boring, white-collar crime like stock market fraud
5) Profit!

i thought it was more

1)steal guns
2) shoot rival gang
3)rule city
4)??????
5)profit!

but yes, video game logic is needed for saints two, which i still have yet to get

Wait, Ultor? Weren't they the evil mining corporation from Red Faction?

Somehow, I think a game where the main action is transfering money to your offshore account would get boring quick. (Hmmm, "Sheisters & Stockholders" anyone?)

Remember one of OOTS's earliest rules of gaming, "When in doubt, set something on fire."

This works very well with things that are ...um..."blow-up-able"...

NoMoreSanity:
Saints Row 2 does have this weird fucked up logic.

QFT!

Still, tis fun.

Hey, I just noticed the statue. Is that Saint Beretta?

Absolutely brilliant :D.