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1)   30 Mar 2009 20:00

Evo-douche-on

Watching videos of ducks biting babies is not only entertaining, but also necessary to our evolution as human beings.

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2)   30 Mar 2009 22:21

I don't think evolution comes into play because the people who watch a lot of this stuff usually don't reproduce.

3)   30 Mar 2009 22:48

Pseudonym2:
I don't think evolution comes into play because the people who watch a lot of this stuff usually don't reproduce.

Then such a market should have died out along time ago....Which it hasn't.

4)   31 Mar 2009 00:16

I'd like to thank 4chan for giving me my humongous, hydrogen-cooled brain.

5)   31 Mar 2009 01:23

Reproduction only passed on genes. It does not pass on memes or intellectual things beyond a generic blueprint for the meme-storage device.

6)   31 Mar 2009 07:23

BobisOnlyBob:
Reproduction only passed on genes. It does not pass on memes or intellectual things beyond a generic blueprint for the meme-storage device.

This, and the only reason that most of the internet is worthless filth is Sturgeon's law, that most of everything is worthless filth.

7)   31 Mar 2009 15:21

confernal:

Pseudonym2:
I don't think evolution comes into play because the people who watch a lot of this stuff usually don't reproduce.

Then such a market should have died out along time ago....Which it hasn't.

I would find that these people reproduce more....

8)   31 Mar 2009 19:30

I'm having a LOT of trouble finding this video of a duck biting a baby...

9)   31 Mar 2009 19:34

Is it sad that I'd already seen the Molecular Dynamics Simulation before reading this article, independently?

10)   2 Apr 2009 18:40

GRoXERs:
Is it sad that I'd already seen the Molecular Dynamics Simulation before reading this article, independently?

Considering that Chris's point was that watching nut-pounding videos is how we will evolve into something "better", it definitely is sad that you are watching those videos.

Or, he's wrong and you're our only hope for survival.

 
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