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Creator of Unskippable & ENN  Posts: 138 Joined: 13 Nov 2008     | |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 3 Apr 2009     | First! (And I watched it) Gotta love the beginning, I was wondering whether they would mention the ZP episode. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 11 Feb 2009   | This weeks was a bit...meh |
Muckraker  Posts: 281 Joined: 13 Feb 2008     | After watching Graham tearing this game a new one, I wasn't sure if the quality of the game itself was going to get in the way of another funny contribution to The Escapist's growing arsenal of top-notch videos, or just ass-badger itself into the dust. And, thank merciful God, it was the latter. RAPID EDIT: No! No! Former! Bugger... Once again, another great addition, especially the awkward little 'Imp' fiasco at the beginning. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 707 Joined: 4 Feb 2009   | Hmmm, somewhat predictable this was to be submitted. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1219 Joined: 19 Mar 2008     | Simba! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 505 Joined: 6 Apr 2009   | not the best one but still some greats laughs. but i'm still trying to understand how her cloths stay on her... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 903 Joined: 12 Feb 2009   | Kind of lame and short. Oh well.... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2071 Joined: 30 Dec 2008    | *cleaning ears with cue tip* |
On the Record  Posts: 5079 Joined: 2 Feb 2009     | Yay lion! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3358 Joined: 28 Jun 2008    |
Yay lion! |
Muckraker  Posts: 308 Joined: 19 Oct 2008 | Not my favoutrite one but still made me smile. |
Community Manager  Posts: 539 Joined: 14 Dec 2004    | "Uh, should we tell her?" Hahahaha. No, we shouldn't. And she should always lead the way. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 209 Joined: 19 Feb 2009    | If she's the smartest treasure hunter in her world, and that old guy staring at the skull is a normal person, then that whole world must be fucking retarded. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1789 Joined: 8 Oct 2008  | bad voice actor. she souned like she was a bratty 12 year old. she wears less clothing than laura croft. [edit] she even looks like she's 12. or at least not out of her teen years |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 942 Joined: 11 Aug 2008  | It was good, not brilliant, but good |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2621 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | Paris Hilton Treasue Hunter. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3914 Joined: 23 Apr 2008    | Hehe, sounds like Yada, does the guy at the beginning ;) "Paris Hilton, treasure hunter" lol! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 888 Joined: 29 Mar 2008  | yay lion!! please do a horror game!! |
Time Lord  Posts: 9713 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   | Well, Paris Hilton Treasure Hunter goes well with Sarah Palin Bulleta. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1065 Joined: 16 Nov 2008 | I REALLY hope the lion wins. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3867 Joined: 7 Nov 2007  |
Ditto, what happens because she touched it? Edit - Graham and Paul have more dialogue than the characters, I just noticed! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 105 Joined: 6 Aug 2008  | In contrast to the video game, this video's awesome. The game is so shitty it's like the development team had the opposite of the midas touch. Instead of turning things to gold, they turned everything they touched on the game to absolute crap. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 117 Joined: 21 Nov 2008  | Fabulous work as always! You must really hate that game! |
Paperboy  Posts: 23 Joined: 17 Dec 2008 | That is alot of needless ass. And a character you all were right about. Why does the female main character always have to seem like they eat more carpet then a malfunctioning vacuum while wearing something that contradicts this? Also, did I just quote Yahtzee? >.>
Who knows. Apparently doing your day job is bad. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 72 Joined: 31 Jan 2009    |
From Wiki: I think the lion needs to kill her to prevent the darkness from awakening within her. Still it's more fun to think that sphere is deadly for no other reason than the lion's will to kill anyone who touches it. |
Paperboy  Posts: 21 Joined: 26 Jan 2009    | So it's fatal because you kill them? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 77 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 | was really expecting a "and that was the X time I died"... but kind of glad it didn't happen. Gotta save those for special occasions. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 214 Joined: 15 Nov 2008  | You know, if you're supposed to be a bad-ass fighter chick, you should have a voice that doesn't sound like a whiny pre-teen. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1768 Joined: 18 Nov 2008   | She's silent for ages and then when she talks she won't shut up...she is easy to hate... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 761 Joined: 6 Feb 2009 | Yaaaay lion. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 517 Joined: 10 Feb 2008  |
And the fact she looks like Paris Hilton and has an annoying voice. Those things alone are reason enough to kill her. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4572 Joined: 2 Nov 2007  | What an arrogant bitch. I sure hope the lion wins. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 467 Joined: 25 Feb 2009  | Graham must be pretty sick of X-Blades by now. "It's a hyper-advanced tetris!" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 364 Joined: 14 Sep 2008  | A definite "Yayyy lion". |
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X-Blades
Ancient magic, lost treasures, sword-wielding badass chicks wearing hardly any clothes. What's not to love about X-Blades? The bad cinematic.
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