First! (And I watched it)

Gotta love the beginning, I was wondering whether they would mention the ZP episode.

This weeks was a bit...meh

After watching Graham tearing this game a new one, I wasn't sure if the quality of the game itself was going to get in the way of another funny contribution to The Escapist's growing arsenal of top-notch videos, or just ass-badger itself into the dust.

And, thank merciful God, it was the latter.

RAPID EDIT: No! No! Former! Bugger...

Once again, another great addition, especially the awkward little 'Imp' fiasco at the beginning.

Hmmm, somewhat predictable this was to be submitted.

not the best one but still some greats laughs.

but i'm still trying to understand how her cloths stay on her...

Kind of lame and short. Oh well....

Yay lion!

oliveira8:
Yay lion!

Yay lion!

Not my favoutrite one but still made me smile.

If she's the smartest treasure hunter in her world, and that old guy staring at the skull is a normal person, then that whole world must be fucking retarded.

bad voice actor. she souned like she was a bratty 12 year old. she wears less clothing than laura croft.

[edit] she even looks like she's 12. or at least not out of her teen years

Paris Hilton Treasue Hunter.
I got this game for $17 clearance and it's good...for that price mind you.

Hehe, sounds like Yada, does the guy at the beginning ;)

"Paris Hilton, treasure hunter" lol!

yay lion!!

please do a horror game!!

Well, Paris Hilton Treasure Hunter goes well with Sarah Palin Bulleta.

I REALLY hope the lion wins.

l Ancient l:
I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

Edit - Graham and Paul have more dialogue than the characters, I just noticed!

In contrast to the video game, this video's awesome. The game is so shitty it's like the development team had the opposite of the midas touch. Instead of turning things to gold, they turned everything they touched on the game to absolute crap.

Fabulous work as always! You must really hate that game!

That is alot of needless ass.

And a character you all were right about. Why does the female main character always have to seem like they eat more carpet then a malfunctioning vacuum while wearing something that contradicts this?

Also, did I just quote Yahtzee? >.>

sirdanrhodes:

l Ancient l:
I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

Who knows. Apparently doing your day job is bad.

sirdanrhodes:

l Ancient l:
I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

From Wiki:
Any human being who comes in contact with the powerful stones will be horribly cursed - and the power of darkness will once again be awakened.

I think the lion needs to kill her to prevent the darkness from awakening within her. Still it's more fun to think that sphere is deadly for no other reason than the lion's will to kill anyone who touches it.

So it's fatal because you kill them?

was really expecting a "and that was the X time I died"... but kind of glad it didn't happen. Gotta save those for special occasions.

You know, if you're supposed to be a bad-ass fighter chick, you should have a voice that doesn't sound like a whiny pre-teen.

She's silent for ages and then when she talks she won't shut up...she is easy to hate...

BrownGaijin:

sirdanrhodes:

l Ancient l:
I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

From Wiki:
Any human being who comes in contact with the powerful stones will be horribly cursed - and the power of darkness will once again be awakened.

I think the lion needs to kill her to prevent the darkness from awakening within her. Still it's more fun to think that sphere is deadly for no other reason than the lion's will to kill anyone who touches it.

And the fact she looks like Paris Hilton and has an annoying voice. Those things alone are reason enough to kill her.

What an arrogant bitch. I sure hope the lion wins.

Graham must be pretty sick of X-Blades by now.

"It's a hyper-advanced tetris!"

A definite "Yayyy lion".