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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1842 Joined: 13 Jan 2009     | I never expected him to do this, when I saw it it got me exited. (watching it in another window) Edit: Wow, I'm surprised he didn't like it. I for one loved Gta: China town wars.... Still thats his opinion, even so I don't think filling a choclate egg with branston pickle is a good idea. Edit...again: Every one above me got banned, see I wanted to get one of the first posts so my opinion would be heard not for the first post bull. Why do people try to get first post? And when they do instead of using it for a valid opinion they just yell first! or I'm and idiot for posting 30 seconds after a 5 minute video was released.... I'd like to see the day were the ban hammer doesn't fall on anyone in a Zp forum. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 10 Joined: 11 Feb 2009     | You're aiming at the hebredies from Aus? Good luck >.>; |
Beat Writer  Posts: 210 Joined: 11 Jan 2008     | How the dear sweet Jesus do you come up with the "mounted on an obese man on a segway" metaphors? That was amazing. Also, the gimmicky use of the DS touch screen on games that don't need it is definitely up there on my list. :\ |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 57 Joined: 24 Dec 2008  | Hahaha, taking a stab at the good old economic crisis :D Superb; from this I have been inspired to invest in Class A drugs to become prosperous and successful!! Personally I don't see how you can have anything on the DS other than the good old Pokemon up, down, left,right zig zag movements. |
Paperboy  Posts: 49 Joined: 31 Mar 2009   | Awesome. Loved the DS control rant. |
Muckraker Posts: 314 Joined: 11 May 2008  | Great review as always. :) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 467 Joined: 25 Feb 2009    | I liked the "No, it really isn't" at the end. EVEN YAHTZEE CAN BE WRONG SOMETIMES |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3920 Joined: 7 Nov 2007    |
Bye bye (Sorry, had to be said). I thought that high pitched whine was in my ear, "No it really isn't" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1412 Joined: 19 Nov 2008    | Rocket surf board! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 51 Joined: 18 Jun 2008   | Haha.. Pickle in a cream egg would be an excellent April Fool. |
BANNED  Posts: 1250 Joined: 24 Mar 2009   | Great video man, I still think I'll pick up the game. Also I was considering putting branston pickle into a cream egg but that last part kinda changed that. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3802 Joined: 1 Mar 2009  | Funny as always, would love to hear how the Branston pickle thing is. =P |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1819 Joined: 8 Oct 2008  | oh boy. that was funny. |
Paperboy Posts: 30 Joined: 19 Jan 2009   | "...No it really isin't." Great as always. |
Muckraker  Posts: 266 Joined: 6 Dec 2008 | Awsome video. Still makes me laugh as usual. |
Paperboy  Posts: 29 Joined: 2 Apr 2009  | very funny as always i was thinking about getting china town wars but i dont think i will bother anyway great review all the same =) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1229 Joined: 25 Jan 2009   | "It's almost prodigious in its retarded genius" Haha, nice one. For some reason I'm really digging the screech tone over the end-credits, both of them combine to create a strangely charismatic sound. |
Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 22 Mar 2009 | Nice review. |
BANNED Posts: 1250 Joined: 24 Mar 2009 |
R.I.P. Bristol Russ Born March 25th/09 Died April 8th/09 We hardly knew ye. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 539 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | "A drunk obsetse man on a stegue"- LOL |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 18 Mar 2009   | Awesome video. Love the ending ^^ |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 8 Apr 2009 | How the hell do you reply about a 5 minute video posted at 12:00 (EST) sometime before 12:05? It's amazing how this happens every week. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 11 Feb 2009   | Its really surprising how many people know how good the video is before watching it. I just beat Chinatown Wars, and I must say I was a little shaken by this review. He listed numerous flaws, all true, and then praised it toward the end. Yet I still can't find a single thing wrong with what he said. Actually thats not true, I found this game to be excruciatingly difficult, but that's probably just me. |
Paperboy  Posts: 27 Joined: 15 Oct 2007  | Yet again Yahtzee saves me from buying a dumb looking game |
Beat Writer  Posts: 160 Joined: 27 Mar 2009  | It was good, but something was amiss in there. I don't know if it was the voice, or the jokes, but it didn't feel as ZP as the previous episodes. Mmmmm, Branston Pickle Chocolate Eggs... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1173 Joined: 13 Nov 2007    | *sigh* I'm used to hearing him spend the first minute of the review bashing the Wii before he ever gets around to talking about the actual game he's reviewing... when he's reviewing a Wii game. Now he seems to spend as much time as possible shoehorning Wii-bashing into the review even when he's reviewing a DS game. Wait for the time when he starts devoting half of every 360, PS3 and PC game review to attacking the Wii. |
Paperboy  Posts: 29 Joined: 18 Oct 2008 | I knew as soon as he said Cadbury Egg and Branston Pickle that it was not going to end well. |
Time Lord  Posts: 9984 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   |
Take a look at Postal 3.... I've been saying GTA London would be cool for AAAAAAAges now, but there's that fear that they'll do the most atrocious cockney accents this side of Mary Poppins. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 17 Sep 2008 | It's interesting to see the view on this subject matter. Incidentally, I do think there are SOME games that impliment both standard control scheme and touch screens. "Super Princess Peach" is one (and yes, I am a guy and I like that game. So sue me.) "Sonic Rush" and "Sonic Rush Adventures" used it well too, really only using it for the chaos emeralds or seaboard missions respectively. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1475 Joined: 29 Mar 2009   | Unexpected |
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Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars.
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