Unforgotten Realms: Episode 29: Enter the Dragon Warrior

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FoxtrotTango:
Wow, I never thought I'd see the day when people bashed Unforgotten Realms for changing genres and trying to take itself more seriously. I knew that UR was maturing, and I honestly like where it's going because it's more apt to reel in more mainstream RPG fans while still having a bit of the comedic feel to it. People hating it because "its boring" and "its not like it used to be" is really selfish and, quite frankly, kind of stupid. Please, Rob, continue with Unforgotten Realms as you see fit. I like the direction you're taking it, and I can appreciate the epic in-jokes without them being thrown right in your face all of the time.

Finally, someone else with half a brain in their head! You said exactly what I was thinking. It's like all the asses that commented on the There Will Be Brawl episodes saying "wtf? It's not funny!" I mean, people like the UR creators work hard to create something which thousands of people enjoy, and asses like 'metroidgearsolid' sit there and bitch because the creators did something THEY wanted to do with the plot, and add some alternative tense to it, like they're actually having a valid opinion. Then, as seen below, act like douches when people call them on it.

metroidgearsoIid:

metroidgearsolid:
wow. i never knew that i would be given such a hard time just for expressing my own opinions about an episode. in my opinion unforgotten realms is a comedy and comedy are meant to be funny. i personally did not find much funny about this episode. like i said, i love unforgotten realms but i didnt like this episode. so no need to be sarcastic to me just because i had a different opinion to you.
you can like the episode if you want but i didnt. we crystal?

Sorry about this posts guys. I must have been drunk or just literally retarded to have a different opinion. Opinions suck, love URealms or you shall all burn! Loved the episode Rob, sorry for being such a DOUCHE BAG before!

You're right, ass. Stop being a douche.

This episode seemed a little rushed/weak on the story (and seriously WTF is up with DW looking exactly like shmoopy and using the same attacks? Well, except the wind-teleporting thing and the ice)

The 4-legged Kobolds were cute as can be though OMG I want one!!! ^^

Kinda a new episode style. I like it of course, for this is quiet a cool battlescene. "I cast Flare" - The best ending he could have given. Greetings from Germany as always and one-hundred-eighth

Valciron:
Awesome episode, wasn't expecting the groundbolds to show up.

Anyway, I'm starting to wonder what Maelstrom shiney new crystal does?

wASNT THAT THE CRYSTAL THAT SWAPPED PEOPLES SOULS Out of their bodies when activated? the one they used to save schmoopies gran Gotta see how they are gonna tie this season up in one episode. Just prey to god it is not a cliffhanger season end to be resolved at the start of the next anyway I thought that in the explanation they said the dragon warrior was dead cause I remember thinking it od that an immortal being could die

i guess sir schmoopy is one of the dragon warriors sons and was he trying to level up at the end of that by casting flare on some random kolbolds. lol. ne way awsomeness!!

Yet another swanky episode. This one was pretty different then the norm but it was cool that way and made the plot far more epic. I find it amazing how flare has been used so much yet it hasn't gotten old yet. If it continues to be used in moderation, the joke might survive through the entire series! Now it looks like it's time to wait for the cliffhanger in the upcoming episode...

Unforgotten Ninja Turtle:

Ryuzaki:
Did anyone notice that Maelstrom's eye patch kept changing eyes, depending on which way he was looking?

Anyway that was a pretty good episode.

Yeah, why did the eyepatch move? Is it a mistake or is there some greater meaning. Find out in the next episode of the UNFORGOTTEN REALMS.

Yeah I noticed that and it reminded me of a Mel Brooks movie like in young Frankenstein.

Valciron:
Awesome episode, wasn't expecting the groundbolds to show up.

Anyway, I'm starting to wonder what Maelstrom shiney new crystal does?

I think it made it so he could unite all the Kobolds because the Dragon Warrior says after he is shown the crystal "I wondered how you united all the Kobolds."

Brilliant episode.

Thank you!

I would've laugh if after the Dragon warrior killed that Kolbold with his nunchaku, we would've heard ULTRACOMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. (Killer Instinct reference).

It's so obvious, the dragon warrior is the fusion of Abraham Lincoln and Sir Schmoopy of Awesomton.

Well that was....different...

Good epidsode. Anyone else wondering how Maelstorm got the crystal that the vampire had on the tower?

Can I ask how you kill an imortal creature?

And yes, it wasn't as funny as previous episodes, but I think it had some nice action and is bridging the gap for what's to come fairly well.

Read somewhere that schmoopy, eulamous and gaary and now roamin i suppose have been altered timewise in which case could the dragon warrior actually be schmoopy????

i find it hilarious, after all the complaints about the last one not making sense, it's like he went out of his way to not make sense.
i'm gonna guess this is the last season, i could be wrong but i get the feeling that he is tired of making these...

This entire episode was needed for the storyline of season 3, every 10 or so episodes I'll end up doing a major plot one. I think the last one was 20 when you first hear of Maelstrom from James before he is turned into Urine.

If you didn't understand anything in the episode, fear not, you are not suppose to. Most of the references are just calls backs to older things and even if you got them, you are not in any better position for figuring out what just happened. This episode is simply to leave you in the dark and understand nothing except Maelstrom and the Dragon Warrior fought and the Dragon Warrior lost. If you understood that, you took everything you needed to from the episode.

YES!! They did the chorus of ogre sounds!

Oh, for the love of- Fuck you, internet, and your screwing around with my posting!

It's still a funny show, but it is show short and you cannot really get anything done, i don't know. It's starting to go downhill for me, and fast, most of it isn't funny anymore. =(

wunderguy:
'what is it with you dwarfs and your light based attack. Can't any of you aim'
'i wasn't ai....'

then who was he aiming for?

the way the story lines been going we will nether know

epicfailgamer:

wunderguy:
'what is it with you dwarfs and your light based attack. Can't any of you aim'
'i wasn't ai....'

then who was he aiming for?

the way the story lines been going we will nether know

Im assumming it was just a reference from when schmoopy did that in season one. he was getting the 3xp so he could level up, but malestrom killed him before he could

MeTheMe:
Can I ask how you kill an imortal creature?

There's a difference between immortal and invincible. Immortality only prevents death or decay by natural causes and, in some universes, death by non-lethal harm if said immortal has either regeneration (i.e., Wolverine) or quickened healing (i.e., Immortals from the Highlander universe).

Immortality in most cases simply means you can't die of old age. Invincibility is what prevents being killed.

Hamster at Dawn:
Why do you have to make the plot so confusing?

Hey come on, this isn't Lost. :)

Action packed!!!

ever notice Maelstrom's eyepatch changes eyes a lot??

I'll take a leap of faith here, and assume that he used flare to either A. send a message or B. transfer his very soul.
Its a stretch, but its the best guess I could think of with the cut off line.

Awww, cmon rob wheres your weekly "you guys are all idiots" post? I look forward to those.

Killerkittenprr:
This entire episode was needed for the storyline of season 3, every 10 or so episodes I'll end up doing a major plot one. I think the last one was 20 when you first hear of Maelstrom from James before he is turned into Urine.

If you didn't understand anything in the episode, fear not, you are not suppose to. Most of the references are just calls backs to older things and even if you got them, you are not in any better position for figuring out what just happened. This episode is simply to leave you in the dark and understand nothing except Maelstrom and the Dragon Warrior fought and the Dragon Warrior lost. If you understood that, you took everything you needed to from the episode.

It's like what Gavin said in 18, this is one of those jokes that nobody gets except the writer. And everytime I watch this I notice more and more, UR Christmas Schmoopy is the DW was something I noticed about 10 minutes ago.

best fight scene i've seen for unforgotten realms, they should really put more in

HOw can the dagon wrrior die, isn't he immortal?
either that or im missing something

I can't wait till next week!!

hockeyfan7787:
best fight scene i've seen for unforgotten realms, they should really put more in

HOw can the dagon wrrior die, isn't he immortal?
either that or im missing something

I can't wait till next week!!

I'm pretty sure that in this case and most others, immortality only applies to time while invincibility only applies to injury. About 4 years ago when I read Eldest, the elves were immortal but could not survive fatal wounds

AWESOME EPISODE!!! When the old guy just started on all those colbolds... SCORE!!!! AWESOME!!!!! :D

Also, I kind of like this episode because Schmoopy wasn't slowing it down with his off-hand interruptions and stuff, like the last episode. Of course, without that it seemed too quick, but it was still the best 4 minutes EVER!!! :D

Unforgotten Ninja Turtle:

Ryuzaki:
Did anyone notice that Maelstrom's eye patch kept changing eyes, depending on which way he was looking?

Anyway that was a pretty good episode.

Yeah, why did the eyepatch move? Is it a mistake or is there some greater meaning. Find out in the next episode of the UNFORGOTTEN REALMS.

No, that's UR's style - 2D characters that literally flip back and forth when changing directions. All the characters do it, it's just more noticeable with the eyepatch and ring-thingy.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE!? Oh opps I guess i fell asleep *watches video again* ummmmmmmmmmm eh not the best I say. I like it but not my favorite. Can't wait till the next episode ^.^

Awesome.
This is by far the best of the serious episodes, and one of the best episodes of Unforgotten Realms on the whole. I'm having are hard time coming up with exactly what it was, but the fighting seen was great, you did a really good job of making the Dragon Warrior look incredibly powerful - it really reminded me of the actual dragon warrior games. The plot development was quite clever in this episode, and of course the reference(s) to the old episodes made me smile.

metroidgearsolid:
while i love unforgotten realms this is probably the worst episode i have seen. it was so boring. i never liked maelstrom and it seemed like a dumb idea to base a whole episode around him. the only thing that was actually intresting was the dragon warrior looking like old schmoopy.

the whole episode in 4 sentences:

M: i am evil!
DW: i will not let you!
M: but i will do this thing!
DW: oh no!

sorry UR but i found this episode really boring. it felt (to me) like a filler and didnt have any humor at all.

this is my personal opinion and you can like the episode if you want. i am not saying that the showis crap but i didnt enjoy this episode.

i am not speaking for anyonelse

Except for me, you were most certainly speaking for me. I didn't laugh at all, it was short, and hardly anything happened.
I love the other episodes, but this disappointed me.

Several things caught my Attention.

1. The Dragon Warrior looks and sounds EXACTLY like schmoopy, except the armor is darker, you can't see his eyes and his voice is distorted.
2. The Dragon Warrior acts like Schmoopy, even going as far as shouting the same battle cries.
3. The Dragon Warrior uses nunchucks, just like Schmoopy.
4. The Dragon Warrior was about to say, "Wasn't aiming for ya", just like Schmoopy usually does when an attack seemingly misses.

There can only be one person who is the Dragon Warrior.....Schmoopy...............'s Grandma.

Also, if they're immortal, how the hell do they die? D: Also also, I bet we're going to see James and the other guys later. I mean, their souls had to go SOMEWHERE, right? : D

EDIT: Triple also, The Dragon Warrior is a Sorcerer. Even more evidence that Schmoopy's Grandma is the badass dragon warrior. : D

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