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Siren Blood Curse

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Siren Blood Curse.

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Gone Gonzo
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Awesome, didn't expect this game though.

Anonymous Source
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woop. my own personal retardation :P

Paperboy
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Oooh, next week might be Riddick? I can't wait.

The leper joke was pretty good

Copy Clerk
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That was godawful....it wasn't even really that funny

Muckraker
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*Sigh* When will he learn? Its not funny unless its major games that everyone knows.

Copy Clerk
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Great review never heard of the game before though :)

Muckraker
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Magnikai:
That was godawful....it wasn't even really that funny

This.

Paperboy
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great review, i never herd of this game before, i like survivel horror but that game sounds crap anyway keep the good work coming =)

Gone Gonzo
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Hehe, there were a few lines that got me laughing out loud. "A child wielding a power tool" and "and my own retardation." That one was pretty good Yahtzee, not that you'll ever give a shit about us saying this =P Oh and Sight Jacking, with the eye fapping off at the computer, hilarious stuff.

Also...very unexpected game choice, and don't do Riddick next week! Pick another game!

Copy Clerk
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Quite average, but these "complete surprise" reviews now and then are a nice break from mainstream.

Were all the characters really that bad?

[/edit] I also liked that he actually spent almost the whole review talking about the bloody game rather than starting from an utterly arbitrary viewpoint, see Little Big Planet and/or H.A.W.X

Gone Gonzo
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Anyone think Yahtzee reads what we write?

Beat Writer
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I never heard about this game. And I believe his review is serious.

Gone Gonzo
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Why do people always try to change Yahztee's mind, talk about futile...

Infamous Scribbler
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Awww. I was gonna think Siren Blood Curse might've been good. Guess I'll just play Bioshock.

Copy Clerk
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Never even heard of this game...

Funny review, though. It does sound like it could have been a decent game, had it been handled right.

Paperboy
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Another game that I have never heard about but glad it was entertaining.

Press Junketeer
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"It would have to fire white hot shurikens and still it would be better than Siren one"

Also I figured seeing as he's trying new things he could try Pokemon Platnium (Even if it is yet to be PAL released...bloody Americans...)

Gone Gonzo
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PirateKing:
Anyone think Yahtzee reads what we write?

Doubt it.

I have never heard of the game, but I still find this funny.

Gone Gonzo
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PirateKing:
Anyone think Yahtzee reads what we write?

Yes....? I'm pretty sure he does in order to talk that fast.

Gone Gonzo
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Anacephalic children , O dear. I laughed a bit I admit though

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Spyalt:

Magnikai:
That was godawful....it wasn't even really that funny

This.

You both have avatars from Japanese videogames.

Silence.

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Beat Writer
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dam I thought he would like one of my favorite games :/
Oh the sorrow....

Muckraker
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What can I say? He makes me laugh every time.

I'd never even heard of this game...

Paperboy
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Oh, yes, game linearity can be such a pain.

Beat Writer
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Yahtzee! Coming at you like extremist pro-choise armed with a wire coat hanger!

Paperboy
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SIGHTJACK'UM!!!

Then rake them all!

...I've never heard of this game before...

Gone Gonzo
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Spyalt:
*Sigh* When will he learn? Its not funny unless its major games that everyone knows.

Do you do anything but bitch? I swear you were something like the third comment last week saying it was bad.

I don't see why everyone has a panic-attack as soon as he reviews a game that isn't well known by everyone. Do none of Yahtzee's fans have imaginations?

Oh wait, Spyalt you have already answered that for me.

Paperboy
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Just got put up and it is below the Escapist Show which was put up yesterday. Huh. >_>

Anonymous Source
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Pretty good episode. I stopped after a few chapters because
A: It stopped and started too much
B: I hated alot of the stealth sections set outside
C: It look up frig loads of hard-drive space.

Sight jacking always seemed useless to me because once you have jacked someones sight, figured where they are and tip toed the way there werent looking they have then changed positions completely and see you anyway.

Anonymous Source
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It's amazing people haven't heard of this...it's pretty much the best survival horror game since Silent Hill 2.

Muckraker
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Didint see this coming, awesome though, never heard of siren 0.0

Anonymous Source
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In reply to these people who insist that 'this movie is godawful', are you sure that you're not just being tinted by an overwhelming desire to see clone #8454 reviewed? Seriously, I like the idea that he made an unexpected game choice - the mainstream tends to pick up a lot of shit along the way. I liked it, good work.

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Pyronox:

Spyalt:

Magnikai:
That was godawful....it wasn't even really that funny

This.

You both have avatars from Japanese videogames.

Silence.

So racism is your argument. Nice one mate.

Anonymous Source
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it was mediocre, not bad, but not great. i liked your previous reviews better, i must admit. still 7/10

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