Zero Punctuation: Siren Blood Curse

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littlerudi08043:

Spyalt:

Inriri:

Spyalt:

Machines Are Us:

Spyalt:
*Sigh* When will he learn? Its not funny unless its major games that everyone knows.

Do you do anything but bitch? I swear you were something like the third comment last week saying it was bad.

I don't see why everyone has a panic-attack as soon as he reviews a game that isn't well known by everyone. Do none of Yahtzee's fans have imaginations?

Oh wait, Spyalt you have already answered that for me.

Yes I was. I resent that, I used to be a Yahtzee fan but saw the light and changed.

If you don't like Yahtzee, then why are you even here? Why are you still posting and arguing in this thread?

Just become I am no longer a raving fanboy does not mean I dislike Yahtzee. Don't be so presumptous in future.

Spyalt you are a butthurt, Weeaboo faggot. Quit being an internet tough guy, no one takes your opinions seriously so shut the fuck up. now GTFO my yahtzee board!

Your Yahtzee board? Pah You have only one post mate and the mods will ban you for it shortly anyway.

Pyronox:

Spyalt:

Magnikai:
That was godawful....it wasn't even really that funny

This.

You both have avatars from Japanese videogames.

Silence.

Silence yourselfe you Yahtzee sheep.

This so called 'review' blew major piles off ass, every joke was worse than the last one. And again, yahtzee goes with his "Oooh...It's good, but it's still sucks!" momento for wich I wanna break his fucking skull. Silent Blood Curse isn't amazing, but it's a nice work on the horror gameplay, since this time you need to survive more than go gun crazy.

"brown one says 'aight' a lot" haha - one of my pet peeves is when people say/write "HIV virus" cuz the V in HIV stands for virus already

the whole second person perspective has been done many many times on many unsuccessful games, but one successful game i would like to note is geist, unfortunately for only the gamecube. if released on other consoles, im sure it would've done spanktastically well. but it wasnt, and they failed. it was a very good game though, the storyline forces you to become a poltergeist, hence the title. and you can posses a variety of things to do certain things. like possess anything from a mop and bucket to a series of explosive gas-canisters or humans. with some very nifty weapons and multiplayer gameplay.

never even heard of this game, i like the first one though.

I'd never heard of this game, and even though Yahtzee didn't think too highly of it I at least want to check it out now. Unfortunately it appears that us Americans don't get the luxury of a disc-based version and I'd have to buy a bunch of these episodes, as opposed to getting it off of Gamefly or a friend.. if a demo exists, I'll check that out.

you are still a butthurt little cry baby, your done, be gone with you and take your stupid comments with you faggot.

You get what you pay for.

Sorry didn't realize that first post had gone through.

littlerudi08043:

Spyalt:

littlerudi08043:

Spyalt:

Inriri:

Spyalt:

Machines Are Us:

Spyalt:
*Sigh* When will he learn? Its not funny unless its major games that everyone knows.

Do you do anything but bitch? I swear you were something like the third comment last week saying it was bad.

I don't see why everyone has a panic-attack as soon as he reviews a game that isn't well known by everyone. Do none of Yahtzee's fans have imaginations?

Oh wait, Spyalt you have already answered that for me.

Yes I was. I resent that, I used to be a Yahtzee fan but saw the light and changed.

If you don't like Yahtzee, then why are you even here? Why are you still posting and arguing in this thread?

Just become I am no longer a raving fanboy does not mean I dislike Yahtzee. Don't be so presumptous in future.

Spyalt you are a butthurt, Weeaboo faggot. Quit being an internet tough guy, no one takes your opinions seriously so shut the fuck up. now GTFO my yahtzee board!

Your Yahtzee board? Pah You have only one post mate and the mods will ban you for it shortly anyway.

you are still a butthurt little cry baby, you're done, be gone with you and take your stupid comments with you faggot.

Actually I'm not little I'm over 6 foot tall. *waits for the bannhammer*

littlerudi08043:
you are still a butthurt little cry baby, your done, be gone with you and take your stupid comments with you faggot.

image

Pyronox:

Spyalt:

Pyronox:

Spyalt:

Pyronox:

Spyalt:

Magnikai:
That was godawful....it wasn't even really that funny

This.

You both have avatars from Japanese videogames.

Silence.

So racism is your argument. Nice one mate.

How is it racist? It's the common denominator.

That does not make it not racist. Instead of challenging what was said or giving your reasons why you choose to disagree you instead made a pathetic and snide comment. It doesn't impress anyone.

How long have you been on the internet?

This is how it works: Review about game genre is negative, genre fan has a sad, other genre fan quotes cause he has a sad too.

That's it. Don't try to pin "racism" on it to try to get people suspended or something.

"OMIGAWD! HE SAID IT WAS A GAME FROM JAPAN! HE MUST BE RACIST!"

Just reread my prior post because it still beats you argument.

Susan must be angry about the new Webby ad.

Kanashe:

littlerudi08043:
you are still a butthurt little cry baby, your done, be gone with you and take your stupid comments with you faggot.

image

I lol'ed

To me, this week's ZP is all about the masturbating eyeball.

Spyalt:
*Sigh* When will he learn? Its not funny unless its major games that everyone knows.

Humor, like taste in video games, is subjective. Just because you find the deconstruction of an unknown game to be unamusing because it isn't Halo or something doesn't mean someone else can't see the humor in it. Given that he's a reasonably successful presence and has done so at least partially through comedy, as evidenced by his awards, it seems to me that he would have a better idea than what is generally funny or what is not than either his guttersniping critics or his fanboys, both of whom are likely held in equal contempt. His opinions on fans are well-known, and I think that, like you, he'd appreciate a well-reasoned counter-argument more than a critic saying, in essence, "YOUR NOT FUNNY STFU." Then again, success in and of itself might not be the best barometer. George Lucas is relatively successful, and his recent success was due to him sodomizing his franchises.

Going by popularity and/or visibility, Yahtzee should review Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Fanboy Fapping Package 4 next.

never even heard of this game, i like the first one though.

To me, this week's ZP is all about the masturbating eyeball.

Spyalt:
*Sigh* When will he learn? Its not funny unless its major games that everyone knows.

Humor, like taste in video games, is subjective. Just because you find the deconstruction of an unknown game to be unamusing because it isn't Halo or something doesn't mean someone else can't see the humor in it. Given that he's a reasonably successful presence and has done so at least partially through comedy, as evidenced by his awards, it seems to me that he would have a better idea than what is generally funny or what is not than either his guttersniping critics or his fanboys, both of whom are likely held in equal contempt. His opinions on fans are well-known, and I think that, like you, he'd appreciate a well-reasoned counter-argument more than a critic saying, in essence, "YOUR NOT FUNNY STFU." Then again, success in and of itself might not be the best barometer. George Lucas is relatively successful, and his recent success was due to him sodomizing his franchises.

Going by popularity and/or visibility, Yahtzee should review Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Fanboy Fapping Package 4 next.

Kanashe:

littlerudi08043:
you are still a butthurt little cry baby, your done, be gone with you and take your stupid comments with you faggot.

image

Made of win. Kudos.

Quite entertaining, glad someone else hates escorting retard children around

BlueInkAlchemist:
To me, this week's ZP is all about the masturbating eyeball.

Spyalt:
*Sigh* When will he learn? Its not funny unless its major games that everyone knows.

Humor, like taste in video games, is subjective. Just because you find the deconstruction of an unknown game to be unamusing because it isn't Halo or something doesn't mean someone else can't see the humor in it. Given that he's a reasonably successful presence and has done so at least partially through comedy, as evidenced by his awards, it seems to me that he would have a better idea than what is generally funny or what is not than either his guttersniping critics or his fanboys, both of whom are likely held in equal contempt. His opinions on fans are well-known, and I think that, like you, he'd appreciate a well-reasoned counter-argument more than a critic saying, in essence, "YOUR NOT FUNNY STFU." Then again, success in and of itself might not be the best barometer. George Lucas is relatively successful, and his recent success was due to him sodomizing his franchises.

Going by popularity and/or visibility, Yahtzee should review Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Fanboy Fapping Package 4 next.

Thankyou for being only the second person on this thread to actually put foward valid arguments against me instead of flaming me. However I do resent your generalization which lumps me with leetspeakers and halo fanboys.

Not heard of the game, but very funny nonetheless!

Spyalt:

Thank you for being only the second person on this thread to actually put forward valid arguments against me instead of flaming me. However I do resent your generalization which lumps me with leetspeakers and halo fanboys.

By "games everyone knows", one would assume you're referring to something highly mainstream, like Halo. It's entirely possible you agree with Yahtzee that Halo's generally shit, but a criticism of more than one line would have cleared that up immensely. While brevity is the soul of wit, being too brief can lean you towards the dreaded mire of leetspeak, which links me into saying that I'm aware you're not a leetspeaker the way littlerudi08043 is. I did, however, correct your spelling in spacing in the quote above. ;-)

Concerning the ad at the beginning:

Oh God! I wanted DDKR to get big, but not...not like this! Oh God, the pony! You killed the pony! We could have had both! Bamalam and ponies could have lived in harmony, but now it'll never be! Oh, God! What have you done?!

Crying over.

Good episode, although I have never heard of the game.

Great review, I'd pretty much agree with everything.

littlerudi08043:

Spyalt:

littlerudi08043:

Spyalt:

littlerudi08043:

Spyalt:

Inriri:

Spyalt:

Machines Are Us:

Spyalt:
*Sigh* When will he learn? Its not funny unless its major games that everyone knows.

Do you do anything but bitch? I swear you were something like the third comment last week saying it was bad.

I don't see why everyone has a panic-attack as soon as he reviews a game that isn't well known by everyone. Do none of Yahtzee's fans have imaginations?

Oh wait, Spyalt you have already answered that for me.

Yes I was. I resent that, I used to be a Yahtzee fan but saw the light and changed.

If you don't like Yahtzee, then why are you even here? Why are you still posting and arguing in this thread?

Just become I am no longer a raving fanboy does not mean I dislike Yahtzee. Don't be so presumptous in future.

Spyalt you are a butthurt, Weeaboo faggot. Quit being an internet tough guy, no one takes your opinions seriously so shut the fuck up. now GTFO my yahtzee board!

Your Yahtzee board? Pah You have only one post mate and the mods will ban you for it shortly anyway.

you are still a butthurt little cry baby, you're done, be gone with you and take your stupid comments with you faggot.

Actually I'm not little I'm over 6 foot tall. *waits for the bannhammer*

go ahead and wait for it. and while your waiting I'll show what racism is nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Wow, never knew an IQ level could drop this low.

Spyalt:

BlueInkAlchemist:
To me, this week's ZP is all about the masturbating eyeball.

Spyalt:
*Sigh* When will he learn? Its not funny unless its major games that everyone knows.

Humor, like taste in video games, is subjective. Just because you find the deconstruction of an unknown game to be unamusing because it isn't Halo or something doesn't mean someone else can't see the humor in it. Given that he's a reasonably successful presence and has done so at least partially through comedy, as evidenced by his awards, it seems to me that he would have a better idea than what is generally funny or what is not than either his guttersniping critics or his fanboys, both of whom are likely held in equal contempt. His opinions on fans are well-known, and I think that, like you, he'd appreciate a well-reasoned counter-argument more than a critic saying, in essence, "YOUR NOT FUNNY STFU." Then again, success in and of itself might not be the best barometer. George Lucas is relatively successful, and his recent success was due to him sodomizing his franchises.

Going by popularity and/or visibility, Yahtzee should review Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Fanboy Fapping Package 4 next.

Thankyou for being only the second person on this thread to actually put foward valid arguments against me instead of flaming me. However I do resent your generalization which lumps me with leetspeakers and halo fanboys.

just saying something is racist doesn't make it a good argument.

littlerudi08043:

go ahead and wait for it. and while your waiting I'll show what racism is

Sir, I find your command of the English language absolutely astounding and stand unashamedly abashed at such deft use of vocabulary.

I love the cartoon-like figures and background that add everything together

"brown ones say "Aight" a lot..."

"LET ME OUT AIGHT!"

Kanashe:
Wow, never knew an IQ level could drop this low.

I disagree. Clearly, you need to be a genius to realize how stupid other people with different skin colors are by comparison.

How has nobody heard of this game? This game rocked in my opinion.

Augh.
STOP! DROP! ROLL!
Somebody, please, put those flames out!

The little "Voting Time! GO GO GO" clip at the end made me think how much better Zero Punctuation intro\end credits would be with that funky theme instead of the generic metal one.
Bitch bitch bitch.
Whine whine whine.
I know we've been through this before, but if you're going for the generic no-copyright-infringement-here intro maybe you could mix it up once in a while?

Allan Foe:
Augh.
STOP! DROP! ROLL!
Somebody, please, put those flames out!

*hoses you down with retard-retardant foam*

i loved the "so in short" word gag he uses. he used to do that a lot, but up until, probably the semi-spoonerism "wad of gore" from april fools day, those blue word screens were generally just really fast descriptions of what he was already saying, and not a word pun.

(by the way, i know there have been acceptions to this {like the university of california crest for "you see" (UC)}, but i couldn't pinpoint a specific review).

maybe i'm just nitpicking, but i always thought that was one of the funniest things about his vids. i haven't lost faith in his reviews (i don't always agree with his opinions on games, but hey, it's one more perspective to consider), but i know which ones i like more than others.

who'd have thought "video game review" could be a category of comedic entertainment in and of itself?

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