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Far Cry 2

Graham and Paul go on a backseat safari adventure in Far Cry 2.

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Gone Gonzo
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Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..

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Aaand I'm dead. LOL. Good stuff. That guys immune system sucks! He caught Malaria as soon as he arrived hah. And damn...what a crappy intro. 6 minute ride in the back of a jeep looking at rocks and stuff. :P

Gone Gonzo
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Haha @ "sandbox porn." Another great one, guys. Keep 'em coming.

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Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How did you watch it in few miliseconds?

About the video - Houses in Africa really are on fi... sorry.

Can't... handle... small-talk...

Pulitzer Laureate
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Well, the cutscene gives a pretty good impression of what the game is all about. Suffering from malaria and driving the jeep through the HDR'd outdoors..

I liked this one a lot better than the previous! And it's a non-JRPG cutscene, so that's always a plus :P

Gone Gonzo
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And that was the 5th time I died.

Beat Writer
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Eh, to be honest, not a huge fan of this one.

I don't think it's because of Graham and Paul, it's just because..well, nothing is happening! 9/10ths of it is just driving. There's really not much to talk about.

Muckraker
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Loved the Pokemon Snap reference.
AND the Fallout 3 reference!
:D
Wow! A non destroyed car! By local standards thats like having a lexus!

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headshotcatcher:
Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..

It was posted at 1:30.
It goes for 8:29.
You posted at 1:37.
Hypocrisy.
However I saw the entire thing.

Allow me to revise the best quotes.

"Annnnd I'm dead, short game"
"I have hands?"
"If there was one traffic light in the entire city, our guy would be stuck behind it"
"And to your left two locals debate the merits of jumping to their death to escape the cut-scene"
Stellar work guys.
However...
The housing market was on fi-

Gone Gonzo
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Buffalo! Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo (buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo) buffalo buffalo buffalo. Buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo... buffalo.

Anonymous Source
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Great episode guys. In fact i think that episode was on fi....

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Abedeus:

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How did you watch it in few miliseconds?

About the video - Houses in Africa really are on fi... sorry.

Can't... handle... small-talk...

I just wanted to be first, sorry if I caused any harm. But I did watch after I commented.

Paperboy
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Hey, an Unskippable for a game that I've actualy played. :D

Also, the pokemon snap and crazy taxi refrences... awesome!

Gone Gonzo
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Danzorz:

headshotcatcher:
Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..

It was posted at 1:30.
It goes for 8:29.
You posted at 1:37.
Hypocrisy.
However I saw the entire thing.

Allow me to revise the best quotes.

"Annnnd I'm dead, short game"
"I have hands?"
"If there was one traffic light in the entire city, our guy would be stuck behind it"
"And to your left two locals debate the merits of jumping to their death to escape the cut-scene"
Stellar work guys.
However...
The housing market was on fi-

I skipped the intro and outro..

Gone Gonzo
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"Annnd i`m dead"
-"hummm short game"
i wish it ended the actual game ended there as it all goes downhill from that point onwards

Gone Gonzo
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Fantastic.

And I've got to agree with the Half Life Syndrome that has taken many games. It was good once, alright the second time, annoying the third, and from there it's just painful.

Paperboy
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-Orgasmatron-:
And that was the 5th time I died.

Wait, I thought we were only on the fourth. Damn it, now I need to go back and watch every episode since The Darkness to see if I missed one.

Heh. "Sandbox porn." I seem to recall that was Yahtzee's opinion of this game too.

Red Guard
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Loved the Pokemon Snap and 'buffalo' jokes. Made my lunch break!
I think I'll rent this tonight.

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headshotcatcher:

Danzorz:

headshotcatcher:
Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..

It was posted at 1:30.
It goes for 8:29.
You posted at 1:37.
Hypocrisy.
However I saw the entire thing.

Allow me to revise the best quotes.

"Annnnd I'm dead, short game"
"I have hands?"
"If there was one traffic light in the entire city, our guy would be stuck behind it"
"And to your left two locals debate the merits of jumping to their death to escape the cut-scene"
Stellar work guys.
However...
The housing market was on fi-

I skipped the intro and outro..

Ohhh, fair enough.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Danzorz:

headshotcatcher:

Danzorz:

headshotcatcher:
Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..

It was posted at 1:30.
It goes for 8:29.
You posted at 1:37.
Hypocrisy.
However I saw the entire thing.

Allow me to revise the best quotes.

"Annnnd I'm dead, short game"
"I have hands?"
"If there was one traffic light in the entire city, our guy would be stuck behind it"
"And to your left two locals debate the merits of jumping to their death to escape the cut-scene"
Stellar work guys.
However...
The housing market was on fi-

I skipped the intro and outro..

Ohhh, fair enough.

Hehe you couldn't have known ;)

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headshotcatcher:

Danzorz:

headshotcatcher:

Danzorz:

headshotcatcher:
Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..

It was posted at 1:30.
It goes for 8:29.
You posted at 1:37.
Hypocrisy.
However I saw the entire thing.

Allow me to revise the best quotes.

"Annnnd I'm dead, short game"
"I have hands?"
"If there was one traffic light in the entire city, our guy would be stuck behind it"
"And to your left two locals debate the merits of jumping to their death to escape the cut-scene"
Stellar work guys.
However...
The housing market was on fi-

I skipped the intro and outro..

Ohhh, fair enough.

Hehe you couldn't have known ;)

I under-estimated your sneaky.
I shall learn the art of sneaky.
Sneaaaaaaaky.

Gone Gonzo
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It wasn't crytek...

Pulitzer Laureate
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But I don't think Crytek had anything to do with the Dunia engine.

Edit: Damn, ninja'ed.

Gone Gonzo
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-Orgasmatron-:
And that was the 5th time I died.

yep, who would have thought it happens so much in cutscenes?

Gone Gonzo
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Hamster at Dawn:
Buffalo! Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo (buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo) buffalo buffalo buffalo. Buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo... buffalo.

And that's a complete sentence.

Why do you need so many people ?!
Because it will melt before we get back!

Gone Gonzo
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Ok, how fast can you contract Maliria? He was there for maybe 15 minutes and then he passes out from the fever, that's pretty weak, but the video was funny.

On the Record
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teh_gunslinger:
But I don't think Crytek had anything to do with the Dunia engine.

Edit: Damn, ninja'ed.

But Dunia is a upgraded version of the original Crytek Engine aka the same engine.

And the line just says "Hi, I'm John from Crytek our engine makes great outdoors bla bla bla..."

Press Junketeer
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"Two locals wonder the merit of jumping off a bridge..."

Great as always, G and P.

Sometimes I wonder if I only include the quotes to prove I saw the video. ~_~

Pulitzer Laureate
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Am I the only one who coulden't understand anything that was said in the game?

Pulitzer Laureate
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Aww, can't believe you missed out on "these aren't the droids you're looking for" gag :(

Love how the guy had responsibility for everyone who lived and died in Africa though ^^

Gone Gonzo
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headshotcatcher:
Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..

Well for starters, he quoted a line from the end of it... So...

Anyway, loved the video, my brother owned far cry for a while but then got rid before I could have a chance to play it.

Gotta say I waqs expecting something slightly more interesting from the game's cutscene.

Nice video, guys.

Gone Gonzo
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Oh look! A bufalomon!

Bufalo, bufalo...

Gone Gonzo
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Huh..odd. I've bought this game two days ago, and now they've voiced this.

Still, awesome.

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