Unskippable: Far Cry 2

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Archemetis:

headshotcatcher:
Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..

Well for starters, he quoted a line from the end of it... So...

Anyway, loved the video, my brother owned far cry for a while but then got rid before I could have a chance to play it.

Gotta say I waqs expecting something slightly more interesting from the game's cutscene.

Nice video, guys.

He edited it in after a while, the quote in my post is what was there the first half hour or more

headshotcatcher:

Archemetis:

headshotcatcher:
Good as always, loved the 'Three Hyena' and the 'Real estate is on FIRE' jokes :D

Personally I didn't mind this cutscene in the game itself, it felt kind of in place.

Pankeyman:
Another awesome episode guys!

How can you know it's awesome before you have watched a minute of it?

Moron..

Well for starters, he quoted a line from the end of it... So...

Anyway, loved the video, my brother owned far cry for a while but then got rid before I could have a chance to play it.

Gotta say I waqs expecting something slightly more interesting from the game's cutscene.

Nice video, guys.

He edited it in after a while, the quote in my post is what was there the first half hour or more

Ah, didn't reaslise that, Then forget what I said.

This is three hyena lol.

'Speaking the truth, no matter how bad it hurts, this is three Hyena...oww!'
...lol!

oliveira8:

teh_gunslinger:
But I don't think Crytek had anything to do with the Dunia engine.

Edit: Damn, ninja'ed.

But Dunia is a upgraded version of the original Crytek Engine aka the same engine.

And the line just says "Hi, I'm John from Crytek our engine makes great outdoors bla bla bla..."

Well, yes. Though as I understand it it's significantly rewritten and updated so it could be argued that it's only technically the same engine. I guess that depends on how we look at such definitions.
But anyway, it's not like I wanted to take issue with it in any serious way. Just wanted to point it out for clarity's sake. But you are, of course, correct.

I suppose I should have said something like "Crytek wasn't involved in the game" as opposed to the Dunia thing.

nice choice of words....sandbox porn....lol

I cant believe no one pointed out the mute protagonist. but yea, thats the most fun you can get out of this game, even in multiplayer.

You're right, he does seem as useless as Cappel. At least this guy wasn't moaning about wanting cake...

1. I couldn't see or understand anything that driver said.
2. The plane was the most interesting part of the cutscene.
3. Being compared to Cappel is a VERY bad sign for that character.
4. I want some cake.

Meh. Wasn't so happy with this one. The intro was bland and uninteresting before the guys got to it and I got the impression they were running out of stuff to take the piss out of.

Is it just me or was my opening on the PC shorter?

LOOK! IT'S WATERBUFFALOAMON! Buffalo... buffalo... buffalo...

Good times lol!

LOL the Lexus joke about the non-destroyed car :P

I really enjoyed this video. One of the better, no doubt.
A quote to remember:
"I'm the one who decided who lives and who dies, ME!"
"Boy, that's an awful lot of responsibility, considering you live in Africa"
That, and: "I have hands?!" cracked me up:)

Actually, my experience from playing a few hours of this game are about as interesting as this cutscene. Pretty graphics, lots of sand... and if Paul and Graham was narrating it all the time, I maybe wouldn't have stopped playing it after I had played like 5% of the game.

Hilarious as ever. When I first saw that you were doing this game I groaned because the game's so damn uninteresting. And of course, the driving scene thing didn't give you much to work with, but by God you pulled it off. The fact that you managed to make so much out of so little really makes me, and hopefully others, realize how genius you are. I love you guys. /gay moment

I would continue the tradition of quoting a funny line but there are too many to choose from. Oh well.

Makes me want to play the game again, and finally finish it. Too bad the gameplay is so damn repetitive. And tedious.

I was thinking of picking up this game recently but after seeing the lenght of the opening I'm having second thoughts. Great video as always lads.

"Oh look, Water Bufallomon!"

That was awesome.

By far the best one yet in my opinion, loved the pokemon joke.
"Buffalo, buffalo,buffalo, buffalo, buffalo."
"And that's a complete sentence!"

Graham and Paul made this the best safari ride ever.
I think it's nice they make references of previous games

You know what's weird. I was playing this game the other day and I thought "I wonder if Unskippable will do this."

I'm sorry I couldn't resist doing this ><
watch it first and then you will understand
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"Because the booster seat only fits in the back!" LOL classic XD

Now I want to see Unskippable try and do the Call of Duty World at war intro. I just want to see what they would say in it!

I'm sure the game looks impressive and all, but obviously the writers didn't think much about customary immunisations when flying from a 1st world country to a 3rd world country in these modern times...

Hamster at Dawn:
Buffalo! Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo (buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo) buffalo buffalo buffalo. Buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo... buffalo.

I think it's somewhat shorter than that, actually...

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

Is what they're quoting.

(Literally means Buffalo from Buffalo who are bullied by Buffalo from Buffalo, bully Buffalo from Buffalo.)

Yeah, don't ask.

Lol, great episode. "Now I'm dead, what a short game..."

Crazy Taxi, Pokemon Snap, Buffalo buffalo buffalo (etc), this episode referenced too many of the things I liked for me to find it anything other than hilarious. Especially the buffalo buffalo one (I was thinking of the fact that it's a complete sentence just before they said it, and it still caught me off guard... I laughed hard).

I've been lurking around this site for a good chunk of time and recently made an account, and now I'm making my first reply! You guys rock, the past two episodes have really been top-notch, thanks gents!

6:02, vision goes blurry for a 2nd time; i was thinking "whoa, the acid kicked in", but the waiter joke was hilarious

nicely done! i've slowly gotten into you guys, and you're pretty damn awesome. keep it up

EDIT: buffalo, and no "where the buffalo roam" reference? or have you guys never been in to hunter s thompson?

I remember too. That monorail ride was about 10 minutes long.

say this cutscene made me think of the one at the start of GRAW 2, and CoD4, try thems on for size guys

pretty good this week, i liked it. obvious jokes getting denied, a bit of ironic racism, it's all cool

CosmicGrenade:
I'm sorry I couldn't resist doing this ><
watch it first and then you will understand
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Furnish this man with an [alcholic] beverage of his choosing!

I don't get the fire jokes. Did I miss a large wildfire in Africa?

And that was the fifth time I died.

retro himself:
I don't get the fire jokes. Did I miss a large wildfire in Africa?

Whenever they cracked that joke, the houses in the cut-scene they were talking about were literally on fire

Mysticgamer:
And that was the fifth time I died.

Wait, time out. You're the second person to say fifth, but when was the fourth? The last time I remember that joke being used was in the Onimusha video, and that was the third.

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