Unskippable: Far Cry 2

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FROGGEman2:

warfjm:
Need to make some clarifications here:

1. Crytek had nothing to do with this game. Ubisoft made Far Cry 2. Not Crytek.
2. The Dunia engine was built from the ground up. It does not have any Cryengine 1 code in it at all.

GRAAAH YOU DIPSHIT!!! ME ANGRY NOW!!!

Honestly, don't correct people i you are WRONG. Farcry 2 was a) made by Crytek but PUBLISHED by Ubisoft b) Using the Cryengine.

Ha Ha, very funny. *rolls eyes*

If only the real game was as good.

Ehhh. It had a couple good jokes ("housing market on fire" was decent), but otherwise their banter was almost as boring as the cab driver's. Maybe the video just didn't give them much to work with, but it seemed to lack humor.

Better luck next time.

FROGGEman2:

warfjm:
Need to make some clarifications here:

1. Crytek had nothing to do with this game. Ubisoft made Far Cry 2. Not Crytek.
2. The Dunia engine was built from the ground up. It does not have any Cryengine 1 code in it at all.

GRAAAH YOU DIPSHIT!!! ME ANGRY NOW!!!

Honestly, don't correct people i you are WRONG. Farcry 2 was a) made by Crytek but PUBLISHED by Ubisoft b) Using the Cryengine.

Erm, well... no.

Far Cry (1) was developed by Crytek on the CryEngine, and published by Ubisoft.
Crysis was developed by Crytek on CryEngine 2, and published by EA.
Far Cry 2 was developed by Ubisoft Montreal on the Dunia engine (a majorly re-written version of the original CryEngine), and Published by Ubisoft.

Aaaaanyway. I enjoy how much the player character passes out in the game. It's quite remarkable. Once in that opening, again at the end of it, again after a short fight, and several more time when moving from the North area to the South. Probably more after that, but I haven't played all of it yet. It's sort of a neat concept, but when every major story event is punctuated with unconsciousness, it gets a bit old.

I just wanted to say that this is now my favorite online video series. You guys always seem to make the Monday deadline and your material is always decent, mostly hilarious. Getting videos out on time and being consistently funny seems pretty hard for most people outside of this website, so kudos to you.

If only they had continued with Three Hyena...

"Coming to you loud and proud from the middle of the Africa hell-hole."

And that was the 4th time I died. Or 5th I lost count.

SomeBritishDude:
Oh look! A bufalomon!

Bufalo, bufalo...

I laughed hard at that one, and then more because I actually got the whole "buffalo buffalo buffalo..." thing xD

Jursa:
Wonderful as always. Three Hyena was hilarious.

Speaking da truth, no matter how baad it hurts. Classic

Agent Larkin:
If only the real game was as good.

I know. I'd pay 500 to have them narrate the game for me. I would never shut it off.

So funny. Ace Combat was great too. Keep the great work up

Not my favorite, but it was still pretty good. They did well considering that Farcry 2's intro is boring as hell to begin with.

Oy, to the people who didn't fin this one funny: Don't compalin that Graham and Paul didn't do a good enough job cause the video was packed with candy. Complain about you not liking candy in general. If you are a hard person to make laugh then don't blame the entertainer.

Let the flames begin!

NOOOO!!!!

devildog1170:

Agent Larkin:
If only the real game was as good.

I know. I'd pay 500 to have them narrate the game for me. I would never shut it off.

I would put money towards that.

F-me that was boring. Please don't tell me this guy gets paid to do this stupid rambling that my 12 year old sister could do funnier?

My first reaction when I looked down was: "I have shoulders?"

"I have hands?" reminded me of it.

Okay folks, calm down.
The Crytek reference was because they made the engine, and the first game.
My apologies for not being aware of this new, other engine I've never heard of that was still based on the Crytek engine.

The joke was that they were wanking off the engine, so I don't see the problem.

This is you:
"OMG, nit-picking!!!"

lol thats just LOL

Graham, don't feed the trolls, just let them complain and they'll eventually go away by themselves.
This one was too packed with quickies to be complained about. Those who complain allso complain about scary movies not being scary and action not being actiony...

Very very funny.
But the cutscene was boring as hell.

Luckily for me I've just started playing Fallout 3 in the last week or two, otherwise that great Three Dog joke would have gone right over my head. Aside from that not my favourite one, but still good.

Oh, one thing. The game sound is too low compared to you guys so its easy to miss some points if they are related to what people in the game says. You made the sound even a couple of videos back and it worked perfectly. Only critisism I got really.

Oh dear, that was very skip able, having a fairly hard time believing that people say that's good -.-

Guess I know I don't like it now at least.

I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with the term "sandbox porn" :S

"So, would you say this guy accomplished more or less than Cappel from Infinite Undiscovery?"

Great work guys.

Random Wanderer:

Mysticgamer:
And that was the fifth time I died.

Wait, time out. You're the second person to say fifth, but when was the fourth? The last time I remember that joke being used was in the Onimusha video, and that was the third.

I was counting that Paris Hilton as a Tomb Robber game (don't remember the name and don't care) where the cutscene ended with her getting ready to fight a werewolf. The unskippable guys didn't do the joke but I couldn't help but think that.

Ghostwise:
Aaand I'm dead. LOL. Good stuff. That guys immune system sucks! He caught Malaria as soon as he arrived hah. And damn...what a crappy intro. 6 minute ride in the back of a jeep looking at rocks and stuff. :P

Wow... are you really that ignorant? Malaria is a disease which attacks about everyone the same. The only natural deffense you have is a blood disease which makes your blood cells less capable of carrying oxygen, so yeah... are you one of those who have that or never thought of malaria as a real disease before?

I just have to say that this cut scene seemed so boring, almost nothing happened. If I had this game I would probably talk in the middle of the cut scene making fun of it too.

Yopaz:

Ghostwise:
Aaand I'm dead. LOL. Good stuff. That guys immune system sucks! He caught Malaria as soon as he arrived hah. And damn...what a crappy intro. 6 minute ride in the back of a jeep looking at rocks and stuff. :P

Wow... are you really that ignorant? Malaria is a disease which attacks about everyone the same. The only natural deffense you have is a blood disease which makes your blood cells less capable of carrying oxygen, so yeah... are you one of those who have that or never thought of malaria as a real disease before?

I just have to say that this cut scene seemed so boring, almost nothing happened. If I had this game I would probably talk in the middle of the cut scene making fun of it too.

Really dude? Are YOU that ignorant? No shit Malaria is a disease. Did I hurt your favorite video games feelings or something. I was ribbing on the fucking game jerkoff....you know...because it sucks! You also spelled defense wrong. Nice first post noob. Welcome to the Escapist.

i wish i had of seen this as well as the zero punctuation review before i went out and spent $100 on the game, it really sucked. i'm also aware that others may disagree as they have their own opinions, which is their prerogative, but for me personally, i hated it.

Wonder if they will fit a tunnel into the African savahnna

one of their best

Hamster at Dawn:
Buffalo! Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo (buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo) buffalo buffalo buffalo. Buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo... buffalo.

I laughed so hard I snorted my drink out my nose.

"actually if there was just a little more wild life, this would be poke'mon snap" "look, water-buffalo-mon" lol i loved that part a poke'mona and digimon refference in 10 seconds, awsome

"Damn their thick accents..." I cant stop laughing!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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