Pixel Thief  Posts: 426 Joined: 7 Jul 2008     | |
On the Record  Posts: 5035 Joined: 13 Dec 2008     | Fort Awesome is so cool, I wanna live there! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4057 Joined: 23 Apr 2008     | Fort Awesome (bring you're own bucket)! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 729 Joined: 8 Jul 2008     | Ooh, a new fancy icon for the front page, eh? OT: Yeah, the saferooms are rather short on luxury stuff. I imagine being Zoey in one of the smaller ones can't be too fun. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 423 Joined: 17 Feb 2009     | Fort Awesome...That one's going to stick =) |
BANNED  Posts: 11268 Joined: 3 Jan 2009     | Fort Awesome is the awesomest Zombie safehouse ever! User was banned for: Why do Many Girls take Pictures of Themselves?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2034 Joined: 14 Oct 2008   | Saftey Manse? Just because that sounds like saftey dance this has become the best ever web comic ever. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4057 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 |
Indeedie! And she probably will get hit on alot. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1810 Joined: 8 Apr 2008    | Francis hates germs. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2851 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | I always did think they looked a bit uncomfortable, which would explain why the survivors seem so keen to constantly risk life and limb to get to another safehouse. Which turns out to be just as bad. Ad Infinitum until death. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 729 Joined: 8 Jul 2008 |
I'm actually mildly suprised Valve didn't go with the cheap jokes, and have the guys throw more 'sexist' jokes at Zoey. But I wouldn't worry about being hit on though, more about getting randomly grabbed by any of the guys whilst trying to sleep in a cramped place. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4057 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 |
Maybe, but I prefer to think that the apocalypse hasn't driven the guys into raping. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2115 Joined: 30 Dec 2008    | Wow, that must be one dirty bucket if it's too dirty to piss in.
I second that motion. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 95 Joined: 6 Jun 2008    | The Safety Manse... Okay, after I clean up the coffee I just shot out my nose, I think I'm going to recruit an angry mob and go after Shamus ;) j/k Freakin' Brilliant, man. Just freakin' brilliant! |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 14 Jan 2009   | I feel really sad because I can't figure out why "Safety Manse" is funny, aside from sounding like "Safety Dance". Maybe playing Left 4 Dead would have helped. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 58 Joined: 31 May 2008  | Fancy new pic means lots more Left For Dumb? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1315 Joined: 24 Mar 2008 |
I noticed it too! :) I really love this series. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1315 Joined: 24 Mar 2008 |
Manse is basically a mansion. Google that stuff next time. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3261 Joined: 11 Mar 2009    | Safety Manse for the win. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2311 Joined: 5 Nov 2008    | They actually sleep in those places? I always assumed they spent 15 minutes catching their breath then the filth drove them out. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1207 Joined: 28 Dec 2008  | Well someone's gotta show the gritty reality of the apocalypse. What's stopping them from taking dumps in random peoples houses? Oh yeah, zombies... bucket it is then. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 885 Joined: 30 Dec 2008   | I just found the series today, and im glad i did, its awesome. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 171 Joined: 6 Aug 2008    | Fort Awesome? Looks like a job for...'The Reaper'! I bet Zoey never thought she'd be glad they kept that around. :D |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4057 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 |
Indeedie. Stopping for a dump in post-apocalypse ville is a ticket for zombie attack - especially if you put the gun down to...well, you know... *clean*. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 708 Joined: 24 Mar 2009  | Louis is always so up. |
BANNED  Posts: 2340 Joined: 27 May 2008  |
Well see the thing is...Bill, Francis and Louis aren't exactly into women... ...what, it's a theory. User was banned for: [NEW SCREENIES]Prototype [HOLY SHIT]. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 785 Joined: 20 Sep 2007 |
The joke is that he keeps refering to the various facilities as luxurious even though they clearly aren't, thus he sums up the safehouse as being a 'Manse' rather than the stinkhole it is. Some of these have been funny, but I think it's time to change theme soon... |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 684 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 | Aaaah! THAT'S why they never just stay. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009    | I could live there for ever! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1082 Joined: 20 Jan 2009   | im glad zoey is smart in left 4 dead i play as here and hell if she was real i could date her nothing is more badass then living through a 1 million zombies |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 56 Joined: 6 Mar 2009  | "Safe-af-af-af-af-tee-tee-tee-manse-se-se-se! We can dance if we want to |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 554 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 |
Wow. Congratulations, you just won the internet... |
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Stolen Pixels #90: Left 4 Dumb: Part 12
You know what's missing from the safehouses in Left 4 Dead? Anti-bacterial everything.
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