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Creator of Zero Punctuation  Posts: 256 Joined: 8 Aug 2007     | |
Paperboy  Posts: 14 Joined: 21 Jul 2008     | Ah the inevitablility. We all saw the horificity of this thing coming :) |
Paperboy  Posts: 15 Joined: 11 May 2008     | Great review, not his best but still funny! The opening joke was a bit gross though. |
Muckraker  Posts: 266 Joined: 6 Dec 2008    | What is this community service? |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 10 Joined: 27 Feb 2008    | that was a funny ending |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1106 Joined: 19 Feb 2009   | valkyria chronicles is nothing to be compared with velvet assassin. |
Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 22 Mar 2009  | Its seems like there are alot more nazi killing games lately. |
Muckraker  Posts: 248 Joined: 27 Nov 2008    | The very fact that this was developed by South peak was a terrible indication. Yahtzee forever |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 90 Joined: 29 Nov 2007  | "What is this, community service?" That might well be one of the best last lines ever. Another good one, Yahtzee! |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | The good points were at the end. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 148 Joined: 19 May 2009   | Nice review, didn't like it as much as Valkyria C. though. "Community service" had me. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1841 Joined: 8 Oct 2008   | This game sucks. Great video though. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 925 Joined: 12 Feb 2009 | Ending was hilarious. Beginning was f'ed up. Ripping off jewish baby faces and jerking off with them? WTF is wrong with you Scrabble! Er...Yahtzee! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1046 Joined: 31 Oct 2008 | That was bloody hilarious! Much better than the other game begining with V |
Muckraker  Posts: 252 Joined: 4 Feb 2009   | "what is this community service?" that made me laugh,alot. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 29 Aug 2007 | The final comment: possibly the most I've laughed at ZP in quite a few episodes. I was wondering that myself, he just puts it so succinctly. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 29 Apr 2009  | No mention of the horrific corruption of the original source, who's family would not permit her name to be used, when it was going to be so blatantly sexualised? "Violette Szabo, you see, was captured by the Germans after just over a year of active duty as a Special Operations Executive. During her incarceration, she was repeatedly beaten, starved and sexually abused. Ultimately, she was executed, aged just 23." - Games like this are part of why people won't respect the game industry as an art form, I would have thought Yahtzee would mention that. (and be more offended) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1123 Joined: 8 Feb 2009   | The fact that Yahtzee hated her hair makes me feel very self conscious about my own hair; it was disturbed to find the other day that my hair does exactly the same thing (where it all sweeps off to the one side). It don't do it on purpose, I swear. Then again, Yahtzee hates everything, so perhaps I should pay it no heed. ON TOPIC, I think I must be one of the only people that didn't hate this game... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 860 Joined: 23 Jan 2009   | Yeah Community Service all the way! Now all we need is for the Italians to make a crappy WW2 game and we're off |
Copy Clerk Posts: 61 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 | I can only imagine the German version is about you fighting androids that just happen to have vulnerable necks and a love of generic fascism. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2346 Joined: 10 Oct 2008   | I have not laughed at a Zero Punctuation episode in a long time, but the end of this one got me. "What is this, community service?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1419 Joined: 12 Sep 2008  | A damn good review though the Community Service part made me laugh pretty damn hard. Though the German government coming over to burn your house down if you mentioned the Nazis was pretty damn hysterical as well. |
Muckraker  Posts: 253 Joined: 15 Dec 2008  | Actually I played this game and thought it was alright but he brings out a few good points about the flaws in the gameplay and the outfits |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1850 Joined: 13 Jan 2009    | "Why are the countries that were in the Axis forces making WW2 games? What is this community service?" Lol. This is one of the best episodes I have seen in a while. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2368 Joined: 5 May 2008  | I lol'd |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1414 Joined: 30 Oct 2008  | I genuinely laughed out loud at the end joke about the "community service". When he was saying the Splinter Cell crossed with... etc. it sounded good - or at least like it should have been. Anyway, I'll look forward to next weeks review. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 94 Joined: 4 Jul 2008  | taking their childerns face off and wanking with it!!! |
Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 2 Apr 2008  | Great video again. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 715 Joined: 13 Mar 2008    | good ole community service...also this one does look gritty :D |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1223 Joined: 6 Oct 2008  | Axis powers making World War 2 games...next thing you know, an Italian gaming company will make a game called "3D Punch Hitler In The Face". |
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Velvet Assassin
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