Games Editor  Posts: 4260 Joined: 20 Dec 2005     | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 979 Joined: 25 Sep 2008     | Oh dear, this seems hilariously bad and so much fun. Time to give it a go. Damn you, Alt+Escape! So many flash games I have to try. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1764 Joined: 22 Oct 2008     | Hehe, I spotted this about a week ago. I was wondering when you were going to get around to it. |
Artist  Posts: 192 Joined: 24 Jun 2008  | I can't figure out the corkscrew thing :P Evilness! |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 979 Joined: 25 Sep 2008 | This just in, mother sues game developers of "Amateur Surgeon", after she treated her daughter's wounds with a stapler, lighter and tried to relieve her pain by giving her an injection with a corkscrew. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 979 Joined: 25 Sep 2008 |
You have to select the corkscrew, then the salve and click anywhere.. hold it down and follow the red zone around! He didn't mention that, but I found it in the help section (bottom left). |
Paperboy  Posts: 50 Joined: 17 May 2009    | Hahaha, I love this. |
BANNED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008     | I've actually been playing this game for a couple of years now. Its really fun, but gets impossibly hard about the time you get to the abandonded hospital. User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3617 Joined: 7 Aug 2008  |
Well then its probably not a good thing I got stuck on about the fourth patient... |
BANNED Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
You just need practised hands. It has a very low tolerance for mistakes User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3617 Joined: 7 Aug 2008 |
I replayed after posting and got to the first chainsaw encounter, and I can't be bothered with it right now. |
BANNED Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
Thats nothing, wait until you get to the spider nest inside the guys stomach. User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1044 Joined: 13 Dec 2008   | So, the principals name is Alan Probe...? They just had to do that, didn't they? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 938 Joined: 15 Apr 2009    | really bad game, way to hard, and not hard in the i takes a precise cut to make it but bad in as bad design, some times you have to burn the scar from a certain direction and theres no way to know which way before your patients heart rate has gone down |
On the Record  Posts: 5163 Joined: 13 Dec 2008    |
Hah, you know what? That wouldn't actually surprise me. Let's just hope that the disbarred Jack Thompson doesn't frequent Adult Swim in his quest to find 'offensive' and 'violent' games... That said, this is a tough game, but still pretty fun. Good choice, Funk :D |
Beat Writer  Posts: 148 Joined: 16 Apr 2009     | I hate you. ;D |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 871 Joined: 20 Dec 2007    | This game is pretty fun, I have it on my iTouch. |
Muckraker  Posts: 318 Joined: 5 Feb 2009     | Ooooo an [adult swim] game. Floor it! is still my favorite of their's. Though Orphan Fest deserves an honorable mention. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 979 Joined: 25 Sep 2008 |
Practised hands? I can't get past Peter on Act 3, and that's not because of my lack of "practised hands". Instead, I'd like to blame the really poor hit detection. Normal and isolated wounds are no problem, but once you get to poison.. oh boy. Three tiny cuts right next to each other? The game hasn't got a clue what you're trying to burn. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1876 Joined: 27 Dec 2008 | I never understand how this got on the App store.... Doesn't seem very, family safe for Apple :P |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2236 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | that game's great |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 858 Joined: 9 May 2009    | This game is hilarious. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1289 Joined: 18 Jun 2008  | I've just realised that I'll never become a surgeon. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 105 Joined: 26 Sep 2007   |
That is were im stuck as well. I just can't suck up all the poison before it respawns, because it seems like the vacuum cleaner rather wants to suck up the blood instead, which means he bleeds to dead before i can even taken care of all the poison. And that's after i pumped his heartrate up to about 150 with the cockscrew beforehand. That caused me to stop playing. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 440 Joined: 24 Apr 2008   | Cute - better than Trauma Center! I still reach a point where I'm not fast enough though...and there's not button with which to call for adrenaline or a couple of units of whole blood... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1378 Joined: 31 Mar 2008 | Blimey, it's quite hard... but still entertaining enough to distract me from my hangover so that's alright. EDIT: Okay, I seriously can't get past the fat guy where you have to chainsaw his ribcage. It tells me I'm either too slow or inaccurate. Any ideas? |
Paperboy  Posts: 36 Joined: 29 Apr 2009  | waaah there are three more pages of patients? q.q |
On the Record  Posts: 5788 Joined: 9 Jul 2008  |
You just have to do it reasonably fast without taking your finger off the mouse button. You can go back, just don't let go. |
Paperboy  Posts: 41 Joined: 21 Nov 2008    | I played the online version and I have to say that it's pretty repetitive, a boring storyline, and is overall a pretty much bad game I would say for the computer but I guess it would be a different experience on the wii so I can't be the one to judge. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 378 Joined: 18 Dec 2008   | they have this for the iPod too. I tried both versions but they are very repetitive. I got bored after the 3rd patient, since nothing really changed. The game was more for humour than for actual gameplay, it was really like a messed up memory of the popular board game "Operation." |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 4 Joined: 28 May 2009    | I Remember the "ZOMBIE CANCER!!!" in truma center. Man that was so gad damn funny. Didnt make a bit of sense. |
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Alt+Escape: Amateur Surgeon
It's Trauma Center, except with pizzacutters and stapleguns instead of scalpels and sutures.
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