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What! when did this game come out! Or is it not realsed in america yet... but either way this game would HAVE to be on the 3d realms home page... but all thats there is a sad pic that says, "Good Bye." | |
You forgot to add /sarcasm to your post. | |
It's so depressing to realize that this game came out in Australia first, and will probably take another twelve years to reach the US. A fantastic review though. I look forward to it. | |
that was very good i think. ive been saying the same damn thing: it better be the best damn game i ever played. yahztee's "review" of the plot actually made it seem like it would make a good story | |
for a second i was was thinking "holy shit he loves it!" then i realized that was imposable for anything but portal. | |
Hehe. At first I thought "DNF came out? Yay!" I opened up a new tab and right than I realized it was an enormous satire. Great work! Laughed my ass off! | |
ouch. | |
I feel this was more like a rusty, old, slow chainsaw to the knee and other places as well :) | |
Idk if it's for xbox360 or not but I admit it's rly tight, a game that moves to the motion of ur controller sure suits me. Thanks for the review, I wish to get a reward from this soon XD | |
As of this video I will not watch any more of the stuff on this website besides brawl, as you have much like an other person on this site that makes videos, done your research. You do know they were self funded for the majority of the time, as well as they only got a small bit of money to work on it for take two. And people that do not know otherwise watch this an think this is the real thing of what is going on. Really now.... Why don't you do some research, or fuck right off. Any one is good at this point as your videos are more for shock value then, your old videos that where review value. | |
and just when i was getting complacent BAM!! Yahtzee sure is a master of the satirical arts. | |
...and they said chinese democracy would never be relesed too | |
I can safely say that this was in my opinion the funniest, most on-target game review that Yahtzee has ever done. Yep, for all that time and money, DNF should have been at all good or even existed. In retrospect I'm sad to say that, in that this was my favorite episode ever, I preferred it to any episode in which he reviewed a game which I ever would/could play. Oh well; just goes to show you that comedy is funnier than game reviews. Good show! | |
Yeah, and look how well that turned out in the end! That stinker of an album makes even the "Use Your Illusion" ones sound almost worthwhile. I guess that's what happens when you spend three weeks recording and 14 years pandering to the whims of your bipolar lead singer. My point is, of course, that if it did come out DNF will be crap too. | |
So I take the plans for sawing its bollocks off are, well, off. So what am I supposed to do with my saw now? BTW, which forms of cancer does it cure? | |
Why are people being put on probation for saying things like "Good review" or "Nice video."? | |
Hahaha, this was a fucking brilliant stunt to pull. I was like hurr??? when I first saw the title, thinking I can't be that out of touch to have missed out on its release since seeing that rather short and unfulfilling teaser video a while back. Congrats, you've royally fucked 3D Realms' financial and creative future because they will never be able to top the expectations and ideas you've laid down. | |
I was totally fooled... I don't realise it wasn't even released yet, haha... that'll teach me for not reading end credits... | |
Why aren't we already at work modding Half-Life 2 to be exactly the game Yahtzee described? | |
I would buy the game which was thusly just described in a nanosecond. | |
I checked the 3D Realms website, and I think they have shut down.... 20 days ago they posted news of the front page saying 'Goodbye'.... | |
Hahaha, they must have heard Yahtzee started work on their franchise. | |
Bravo sir. | |
Yahtzee might as well start work on it... http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=a5LJCCRIwYg0 Take-Two Sues Apogee Over 'Duke Nukem' Game Sequel Take-Two Interactive Software Inc., the maker of the "Grand Theft Auto" video games, sued Apogee Software Ltd.'s 3D Realms over the failed development of a sequel to the "Duke Nukem" game called "Duke Nukem Forever." Take-Two, owner of the publishing rights to the game, said Apogee breached an agreement to design the latest installment of Duke Nukem, a game in which the player "shoots" enemies. The new version has been under development since 1997, the company said yesterday in a complaint in a state court in Manhattan. 3D Realms, which was based in Garland, Texas, never produced the game and instead closed its studio on May 6, terminated development of the game and fired employees who had been involved in the Duke Nukem project, Take-Two said. "Apogee continually delayed the completion date for the Duke Nukem Forever," Take-Two said in the complaint. "Apogee repeatedly assured Take-Two and the video-gaming community that it was diligently working toward competing development of the PC Version of the Duke Nukem Forever." Take-Two said in 2000 it had an agreement with Apogee and paid $12 million for publishing rights to the forthcoming game. In 2007, the two companies entered into a second agreement. The case is Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. v. Apogee Software Ltd. 601457/2009, New York State Supreme Court, New York County (Manhattan). | |
Great Review Yahtzee! I wonder if all that stuff he mentioned is what he would constitute as the PERFECT GAME. I kinda wish more reviewers would do this kinda thing and just say all the things that THEY would want in a Duke Nukem game. | |
Why hate on the duke?? I mean did you look at the video that was released after the DNF team got let go. it look amazing. For him to say that it looked like a generic gray FPS is totally bullshit. I know it has been twelve years and it should of been done by now. The only thing that makes this really tragic is this little video right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRnv_tFKStQ. They were close to done and they need just a little more funding. Take two wouldn't give the funding know full well that they could get the right to the game when the product couldn't be completed. If Yahtzee says that DNF is outdated because of half life because half life really innovated the storytelling aspect of the modern day FPS then why the hell did he like painkiller? Painkiller and duke nuke have the same idea, you kill as many people as you can is as many different ways possible. Its a simple fun idea. Yahtzee i've already suffered enough this week with you rubbing it in. | |
Waah I totally believed this. You do a good job at faking it (bad-um tish) | |
Hehehe, Duke lives in Stockholm and rides a motorcycle in the swedish suburbs. :D Anyway, very funny review. | |
Actually, I didn't like the cooking part in Duke 4-evar. I was more compelled with all the great quick-time events whenever you missed to hit a vital body part on your opponents. ;-) | |
Always bet on Duke. Coming this E3, guaranteed. | |
Yahtzee you are a genius ,thanks for cheering me up | |
Bitter whingy drivel as usual. Grow a soul Yahtzee. | |
A soul is a waste of time in this world. | |
Great show man, but I disagree with Duke going out of fashion after HL. Had we not known how interactive and rich an FPS game could be from Duke 3D, we wouldn't really have ground over Halo from the likes of HL nowadays. | |
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This was an amazing thing to see. I don't think I've ever seen a reviewer review a game that doesn't exist, and probably will never ever ever ever ever exist... ever. A brilliant example of what can happen when Yahtzee is bored.
Keep up the good work!