Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

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I wasn't sure whether to buy this or not, but this was the dealbreaker, I'm definitely getting it now.

ok this is for everyone who posted about getting this game, it was a joke, he was making fun of the fact that 3d realms is being sued for not doing their job, in addition read the bit when the escapist logo holds up the contract read what it says >.>

Tehpwnsauce:

I corrected the way you spelt sentence not maturity. And you've tried to recover from that by the weak technique of burying my reply in text. Face it I'm wittier and smarter than you, you will not win this argument so just give up.

As much as I admire your willingness to argue and your tendency to cut down those lacking in intelligence (I do it too), as you may have learnt It's always better to keep it on topic.

Roffey123:

Tehpwnsauce:

donkeybollocks2009:
Tehpwnsauce:
oi m8 i saw ur mum on redtube yh sucking some blac kcock

Very mature. Honestly I find it quite sad that you watch porn.

I watch porn...as does the majority of the male population here. Not that they'd admit it so openly.

I interpreted his comeback as a witty comment about his maturity being below 18 and thus expressing sadness that our minors are being corrupted.

Now that I have that out of the way, I'll add a post of appreciation for this "review" and find these types of videos more interesting than the regular review.

Sethstorm:
ok this is for everyone who posted about getting this game, it was a joke, he was making fun of the fact that 3d realms is being sued for not doing their job, in addition read the bit when the escapist logo holds up the contract read what it says >.>

I know dude, I can't believe some people thought that DNF had actually come out.

lol. i was born on the day it was announced. but it still ain't coming out yet, thick person #1

angelblack:
phhhbt, old.
I finished it last week.

not possible dipshit. it hasn't come out yet. and if it has, show me your youtube video and make a playthrough. cause otherwise. i know youre LYING!

Would have liked it more if it had been more obvious from the start that DN:F had NOT come out..... I felt as if I had missed something rather momentous.

Just coming back from Afghanistan after a year, I'll have to admit being a little embarrassed it took me a good minute or two to figure out the joke :)

sooperg:

angelblack:
phhhbt, old.
I finished it last week.

not possible dipshit. it hasn't come out yet. and if it has, show me your youtube video and make a play through. cause otherwise. I know you're LYING!

What he said was a joke, honestly how could you not realise that?

thejrade:
Just coming back from Afghanistan after a year, I'll have to admit being a little embarrassed it took me a good minute or two to figure out the joke :)

Don't worry dude, most people did the same thing. T wasn't sure what was going on until half way through.

Congrats on coming back from Afghanistan by the way.

sooperg:
lol. i was born on the day it was announced. but it still ain't coming out yet, thick person #1

angelblack:
phhhbt, old.
I finished it last week.

not possible dipshit. it hasn't come out yet. and if it has, show me your youtube video and make a playthrough. cause otherwise. i know youre LYING!

Gz, you're the first person in 23 pages of replies to not get the joke.

Possibly even funnier, I also thought the thread about the "Halo killer gets life" had something to do with Gears of War 2...

the game play mechanics were the greatests in all mankind!!! haha

Might I be the first to say that this game isn't out yet?

... what do you mean, over 20 pages?
... what do you mean a joke?!

ahhh i great review 5 stars :)

WAIT A MINUT! i googled this and all that came up was some crapy 1st person videos that i wouldn't waste my time with. so unless yahtsey can give us proof then i will not be satasfied so join me!

PS. still a good review

Despite it's only a joke review, it's still hilarious

I can't believe that some people really think that this is out...
how?why?
are you an idiot,ask yourself that,this was made about a week after the news of dukes death...

I can't believe people are still posting on this topic, haha.

Bendebec:
Despite it's only a joke review, it's still hilarious

I think this one's better actually. There hasn't been one like that in a while.

And I want that full body motion mechanic. Thats what would make an adventure game.

I cant believe some people actually thought this was out doesn't anybody use thier brains these days oh and great review as usual, although I cant help but wonder will some one ever be brave, or stupid enough to make this game.

Oh my god, that was epic. In the sense that I was about to roll out of my chair laughing literally. Especially at the part about using the buttons for facial expressions. Lawls! It makes me want to play the game. I loved the general Duke Nukem stuff. Eh what? A girl loved this? Yeah, yeah I know... Go figure.. I'm sorry its just quite awesome to play a character such as Duke. Plus the quotes he said really were quite awesome!

herio:
lol

Thats an understatement.

I seriously can't believe that some people thought (think) that this review was serious.

bushwhacker2k:
I wasn't sure whether to buy this or not, but this was the dealbreaker, I'm definitely getting it now.

I really, really, really hope that was sarcastic...

Great Review I love this game I bought 10 copies already! I can't wait till Duke Nukem Forever Wristwatch game.

JaredXE:
wow, I want Yahtzee to take over the Duke Nukem franchise.

I think he should concentrate on his super villain game first. Who wouldn't buy that?

AmrasCalmacil:
I'm very very confused.

Me too. Is this game real? I feel like I'm not in on some joke.

Great, now I feel retarded.

for some of you retards who dont, this game is NO OUT!!

More like Duke Nukem ForNEVER! Haw haw!

I hope Yahtzee realizes that if DNF is actually really good he's going to have to eat his own trousers. Of course, if I wouldn't lose any sleep if I were him, this game is probably going to bomb even harder than Daikatana.

I remember when I first heard about Daikatana I thought it would be really cool. Then it was released as a half-finished piece of crap, but by that time I had already stopped caring. I never really cared about DNF though, so, whatever.

Ahh, I remember the days of my youth, playing old Duke Nukem games at my neighbors with the two of us sweating slightly in our adolescence as we watched pixelated strippers dancing.

*Sigh*

I miss those days.

holy shit 803!

LMAO, I must confess confusion when I heard that he was reviewing this game and further confusion when I first looked upon it as a 'real' review. THen I realized it was satirical and was able to laugh much more than usual. ^^

The Duke Nukem team will go down in the history of the gaming world and join the pantheon of biggest gaming cock teases along side Princess Zelda, Peach, and the new Kid Icarus game rumor.

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