Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

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wow..most of the people on this thread are freaking retarded xD
"wow i gotta go get this game now"
ha!, bloody retards. xD
funny as hell review ben, made me laugh me arse off

Damn... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time..... Simply awesome.

This is probably a dumb question but does anyone know where I can find this "Masterpiece" ?

Lukyo:
This is probably a dumb question but does anyone know where I can find this "Masterpiece" ?

You can't. The game was never made.

That whole review was a joke.

Yahtzee got the only copy ever made. sorry

Good job on necroing....

bodyklok:

Lukyo:
This is probably a dumb question but does anyone know where I can find this "Masterpiece" ?

You can't. The game was never made.

That whole review was a joke.

. . . uh hu.

Lukyo:

bodyklok:

Lukyo:
This is probably a dumb question but does anyone know where I can find this "Masterpiece" ?

You can't. The game was never made.

That whole review was a joke.

. . . uh hu.

Christ, please tell my you're not being serious?

Zedzero:
Good job on necroing....

I aim...

www.epiconeliner.com

...to please

bodyklok:

Lukyo:

bodyklok:

Lukyo:
This is probably a dumb question but does anyone know where I can find this "Masterpiece" ?

You can't. The game was never made.

That whole review was a joke.

. . . uh hu.

Christ, please tell my you're not being serious?

Zedzero:
Good job on necroing....

I aim...

www.epiconeliner.com

...to please

It's seems out of character for Yahtzee to make a joke review.

Lukyo:

bodyklok:

Lukyo:

bodyklok:

Lukyo:
This is probably a dumb question but does anyone know where I can find this "Masterpiece" ?

You can't. The game was never made.

That whole review was a joke.

. . . uh hu.

Christ, please tell my you're not being serious?

Zedzero:
Good job on necroing....

I aim...

www.epiconeliner.com

...to please

It's seems out of character for Yahtzee to make a joke review.

Then you don't know Yahtzee's character very well.

Watch this all the way to the end. I think that he tells everyone it's a joke review at about 4:30. It's on the same slide where Jimmy Hendrix is blown up by a gun which fires dogs while he's under the sea performing for Yahtzee and two seahorses.

I mean Jesus, it's not hard.

bodyklok:

Lukyo:

bodyklok:

Lukyo:

bodyklok:

Lukyo:
This is probably a dumb question but does anyone know where I can find this "Masterpiece" ?

You can't. The game was never made.

That whole review was a joke.

. . . uh hu.

Christ, please tell my you're not being serious?

Zedzero:
Good job on necroing....

I aim...

www.epiconeliner.com

...to please

It's seems out of character for Yahtzee to make a joke review.

Then you don't know Yahtzee's character very well.

Watch this all the way to the end. I think that he tells everyone it's a joke review at about 4:30. It's on the same slide where Jimmy Hendrix is blown up by a gun which fires dogs while he's under the sea performing for Yahtzee and two seahorses.

I mean Jesus, it's not hard.

Well prior to this one every review has been about games that actually do exist. Caught me off guard I guess.

Lukyo:

bodyklok:
Then you don't know Yahtzee's character very well.

Watch this all the way to the end. I think that he tells everyone it's a joke review at about 4:30. It's on the same slide where Jimmy Hendrix is blown up by a gun which fires dogs while he's under the sea performing for Yahtzee and two seahorses.

I mean Jesus, it's not hard. I apologise for saying that, if it offended you.

Well prior to this one every review has been about games that actually do exist. Caught me off guard I guess.

Alright well that at lest I understand. Just remember though, never judge a book by its cover. Or, as in this case, a review by its predecessors.

After seeing the latest story about how DNF is in production AGAIN, I just had to watch. it is now even better.

I was reminded of this one after seeing Yahtzee's awards for 2009. At this extremely late date, I would just like to add:

Yahtzee:
...A bunch of extremely thick people who still genuinely believe that something half-decent could come out of this rigmarole would say, "Taht's targic."

Actually, one good thing did come out of this. It finally got Scott Miller of 3DRealms to shut the hell up about the "targic" issue of game developers "losing" money to game rentals, a wholly non-problem he had been whining about for at least two years before the studio cratered. He has been curiously -- and thankfully -- silent on the subject since.

It's not just the note at the end with Yahtzee and Jimi Hendrix that implies that this review was fake: As Yahtzee was talking about people getting sued for not doing the job that they were paid to do, the images depict Escapist suing Yahtzee for not doing HIS job, i.e. "REVIEW ACTUAL GAMES."

Granted, the visual jokes are a bit hard to catch...

when I first watched this I thought that the game actually came out and it took about a week of searching for me to figure out that its either still in development or just plain canceled, shows how dumb I am when yahtzee clearly said that it isnt out. Great video Yahtzee it was as funny as any real one.

Whether or not the review caught you off-guard, the sheer rhetoric and sarcasm not too mention the ridiculous features Yahtzee mentioned should have made it obvious it was a joke review. Do people really think there a portion of a game where you fire a crossbow with your ears?

I just bought this game on ebay, can't wait for it to get here

I really found the 'obtain a two year degree in Swiss massage from a community college' segments to be particularity immersive. And in the context of the story, wasting two years of his life just to get a knot out of that elderly woman's groin. I'll admit it, I cried.

I am quite surprised that a lot a people didn't figure out this was a joke review. Given about a dozen of obvious cues from subtle to the entire point of the video makes this realization quite distressing.

I'm laughing at all the idiots asking where they can find a copy of this game. HAHA

trent08:
I just bought this game on ebay, can't wait for it to get here

read my previous post it's directed at this person

This video is still very fun to watch.

Whoa, that game is mind blowing. I must have it even if I have to wait untill the end of time, which I just might. If I repetedly keep poking the developers in the eye untill they start working would it help?

good job Yahtzee, as always.

but wtf is up with this thread?

why was "GuNsLiNgEr X" banned permanently for saying "first!"

he didn't deserve that.

hippykiller:
good job Yahtzee, as always.

but wtf is up with this thread?

why was "GuNsLiNgEr X" banned permanently for saying "first!"

he didn't deserve that.

a) I think because of the : first

b) because he didn#t watch the video.... (or at least not the complet video)

FetaFrosch:

hippykiller:
good job Yahtzee, as always.

but wtf is up with this thread?

why was "GuNsLiNgEr X" banned permanently for saying "first!"

he didn't deserve that.

a) I think because of the : first

b) because he didn#t watch the video.... (or at least not the complet video)

But still. to be permanently banned for something so stupid is well... stupid.

I thought it was clever :(

I must admit...gee this game sounds sooo amazing...and not to mention interesting. I mean, from regular gunplay to a cooking scenario (no doubt to infiltrate enemy territory, and where better to slip in but through the catering service at an alien wedding). Oh and I heard (spoiler alert) that his daughter turns out was actually ADOPTED as not to cause controversy in what otherwise would be a hot incenstrual scene of wait jk no spoilers sorry. But I suppose I really must try the gameplay out myself even though it's so new and unusual but whatever try new things right???

...okayyy...maybe I'll go try the XBLA version of Duke Nukems 3D now lol...

I just picked this game up at Gamestop today and I'm excited!

hippykiller:
But still. to be permanently banned for something so stupid is well... stupid.

If the stupid person was not stupid then the stupid person would not have been banned for being stupid. It applies to all things, not just a forum.

"But still, to be permanently dead for sticking your head in an oven is well... stupid."

Yeah didn't get the joke first time I watched this. woops!

A video worthy of the win! Congratulations ^~^!

wow it seems like u slob the dukes nob wonder how much u get financed for that

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