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Creator of Zero Punctuation  Posts: 255 Joined: 8 Aug 2007     | |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 20 May 2009    | hey yahtzee, answer my email plz |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 6 Mar 2009   | why.... do you play... the shittest.... games.... |
On the Record  Posts: 5753 Joined: 7 Jan 2009     |
He doesn't read these forums, sorry. Anyway, I don't think it can top last week's but I'll take a look. Once more into the breach! |
Paperboy Posts: 21 Joined: 17 May 2009  | Bionic Commando a Shitty Game Because it drinks Pepsi? ... *Sigh* At least last weeks awesomeness makes up for this weeks downfall. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 10 Joined: 20 Jan 2009     | LOVE the ending |
Paperboy  Posts: 24 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   | The Inspector Gadget theme is now completely stuck in my head. -.- Pepsi is horrible. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1445 Joined: 26 Mar 2008     | Cola wars, total email burn and your mum jokes! You gotta love that raging mortal. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 587 Joined: 11 Sep 2008    | Agreed, agreed so hard, on everything said about Pepsi. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 18 Mar 2009 | pepsi is the enemy... coke warlords ftw! -_- |
Paperboy  Posts: 28 Joined: 5 Jan 2009   | Great review as always. I love the "Letter of the week" section at the end. ^_^ |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 999 Joined: 19 Feb 2009   | It's Bad because it drinks Pepsi! xD |
Muckraker  Posts: 261 Joined: 26 Nov 2008   | I can't wait to play Whores of Justice. I'll bet it's even better than BloodRayne. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2050 Joined: 14 Oct 2008  | Did someone really mail the escapist asking where they got Duke Nukem? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 915 Joined: 12 Feb 2009  | Pepsi sucks. Tastes like dirty Coca Cola. |
Paperboy Posts: 19 Joined: 8 Apr 2009  | For those of us who have to wait two extra cocking months for the PC version we thank you for not giving a spoiler, even if it's as retarded as you claim. |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | I had a feeling he'd review this and I had a feeling he'd like it. I didn't know he reads his fan mail though, but that LOL'd. The loading screen joke was kind of cheap, but nobody's perfect. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1192 Joined: 24 Apr 2008   | I wonder if that email was real. If it was then allow me to say: Ahahahah! You retard! :P Sorry about that. Well, I've seen better reviews, I kinda hoped for Sims 3, he's never reviewed a Sims game, so I figured he would. Maybe next time... |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 100 Joined: 23 Mar 2009   | haha the letter at the end was gold |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1412 Joined: 19 Nov 2008  | I was hoping for this game. |
Paperboy  Posts: 18 Joined: 21 May 2009   | Someone actually believed... that Duke Nukem Forever was out? Wow. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 178 Joined: 2 Feb 2009  | I can't honestly believe someone sent him that email and was serious. Then again, the world is full of dipshits. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 354 Joined: 19 May 2009  | I love pepsi, I only drink coke if I have Jack Daniels to put in it. |
Muckraker  Posts: 336 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 | I like Pepsi... better than Coke anyway. Oh, yeah, and the review was good too! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 179 Joined: 1 Jun 2009  | Lol, I loved the letter of the week. That was actually priceless. Pepsi<Coke |
Paperboy Posts: 11 Joined: 20 Aug 2008 | Dear god, was that letter at the end for real? What an idiot....hahaha. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 76 Joined: 27 Aug 2008    | "Yay me!" made me bust a gut. And I agree with how much Pepsi sucks. I am curious as to what the retarded plot twist is, though, having never played the game. As a side note, is anyone else sick of the ads that play in front of the movies? They're not even real ads, just a few seconds of waiting before the video itself can load. Personally, I would be less annoyed if it was an actual commercial, so it would either be interesting, or long enough for me to do something in that time. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 422 Joined: 27 Feb 2009   | ...I just read that spoiler with the wife out of curiosity... ...wow... *drinks Pepsi* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3007 Joined: 10 Aug 2008   |
I'm pretty sure it wasn't out at that point... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 537 Joined: 9 Apr 2008   | Great and hilarious review (again). I think Im still going to buy this (when it eventually gets cheap), simply because bionic commando: rearmed is extremely awesome, I liked the multiplayer demo of bionic commando, and because swinging is awesome no matter what :P |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1587 Joined: 9 Jul 2008   |
Commenting before watching means ban =P So, now we know Yahtzee hates Pepsi. So this game is obviously a Pepsi vehicle. Surely they would get more sales if you could ATTACK enemies with it; that would be awesome. Seems like the game wanted to rip off Fallout to a point. Shame about long loading times, this is not prehistoric times anymore =( Also, did someone seriously write to him asking where to buy Duke Nukem Forever?! I don't want to judge but how stupid and disconnected from society can someone get?! |
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Bionic Commando
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Bionic Commando.
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