Zero Punctuation: Bionic Commando

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Bionic Commando

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Bionic Commando.

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hey yahtzee, answer my email plz
didn't you already review this sortof with the XBLA video?

why.... do you play... the shittest.... games....

birdman_91:
hey yahtzee, answer my email plz
didn't you already review this sortof with the XBLA video?

He doesn't read these forums, sorry.

Anyway, I don't think it can top last week's but I'll take a look. Once more into the breach!

Bionic Commando a Shitty Game Because it drinks Pepsi? ... *Sigh*

At least last weeks awesomeness makes up for this weeks downfall.

LOVE the ending

The Inspector Gadget theme is now completely stuck in my head. -.-

Pepsi is horrible.

Cola wars, total email burn and your mum jokes!

You gotta love that raging mortal.

Agreed, agreed so hard, on everything said about Pepsi.

pepsi is the enemy... coke warlords ftw! -_-

Great review as always.

I love the "Letter of the week" section at the end. ^_^

It's Bad because it drinks Pepsi! xD

I can't wait to play Whores of Justice. I'll bet it's even better than BloodRayne.

Did someone really mail the escapist asking where they got Duke Nukem?
Really?
Come on, own up

Pepsi sucks. Tastes like dirty Coca Cola.

For those of us who have to wait two extra cocking months for the PC version we thank you for not giving a spoiler, even if it's as retarded as you claim.

I had a feeling he'd review this and I had a feeling he'd like it. I didn't know he reads his fan mail though, but that LOL'd. The loading screen joke was kind of cheap, but nobody's perfect.

I wonder if that email was real. If it was then allow me to say: Ahahahah! You retard! :P

Sorry about that. Well, I've seen better reviews, I kinda hoped for Sims 3, he's never reviewed a Sims game, so I figured he would. Maybe next time...

haha the letter at the end was gold

I was hoping for this game.
When I did my accent video for the site I forgot to mention the absurd amount of loading screens.

Someone actually believed... that Duke Nukem Forever was out? Wow.

I can't honestly believe someone sent him that email and was serious.

Then again, the world is full of dipshits.

I love pepsi, I only drink coke if I have Jack Daniels to put in it.

I like Pepsi... better than Coke anyway.

Oh, yeah, and the review was good too!

Lol, I loved the letter of the week. That was actually priceless.

Pepsi<Coke

Dear god, was that letter at the end for real? What an idiot....hahaha.

"Yay me!" made me bust a gut. And I agree with how much Pepsi sucks. I am curious as to what the retarded plot twist is, though, having never played the game.

As a side note, is anyone else sick of the ads that play in front of the movies? They're not even real ads, just a few seconds of waiting before the video itself can load. Personally, I would be less annoyed if it was an actual commercial, so it would either be interesting, or long enough for me to do something in that time.

...I just read that spoiler with the wife out of curiosity...

...wow...

*drinks Pepsi*

birdman_91:
hey yahtzee, answer my email plz
didn't you already review this sortof with the XBLA video?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't out at that point...

Great and hilarious review (again).

I think Im still going to buy this (when it eventually gets cheap), simply because bionic commando: rearmed is extremely awesome, I liked the multiplayer demo of bionic commando, and because swinging is awesome no matter what :P

Cpt_Oblivious:

birdman_91:
hey yahtzee, answer my email plz
didn't you already review this sortof with the XBLA video?

He doesn't read these forums, sorry.

Anyway, I don't think it can top last week's but I'll take a look. Once more into the breach!

Commenting before watching means ban =P

So, now we know Yahtzee hates Pepsi. So this game is obviously a Pepsi vehicle. Surely they would get more sales if you could ATTACK enemies with it; that would be awesome. Seems like the game wanted to rip off Fallout to a point. Shame about long loading times, this is not prehistoric times anymore =(

Also, did someone seriously write to him asking where to buy Duke Nukem Forever?! I don't want to judge but how stupid and disconnected from society can someone get?!

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