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hey yahtzee, answer my email plz | |
why.... do you play... the shittest.... games.... | |
He doesn't read these forums, sorry. Anyway, I don't think it can top last week's but I'll take a look. Once more into the breach! | |
Bionic Commando a Shitty Game Because it drinks Pepsi? ... *Sigh* At least last weeks awesomeness makes up for this weeks downfall. | |
LOVE the ending | |
The Inspector Gadget theme is now completely stuck in my head. -.- Pepsi is horrible. | |
Cola wars, total email burn and your mum jokes! You gotta love that raging mortal. | |
Agreed, agreed so hard, on everything said about Pepsi. | |
pepsi is the enemy... coke warlords ftw! -_- | |
Great review as always. I love the "Letter of the week" section at the end. ^_^ | |
It's Bad because it drinks Pepsi! xD | |
I can't wait to play Whores of Justice. I'll bet it's even better than BloodRayne. | |
Did someone really mail the escapist asking where they got Duke Nukem? | |
Pepsi sucks. Tastes like dirty Coca Cola. | |
For those of us who have to wait two extra cocking months for the PC version we thank you for not giving a spoiler, even if it's as retarded as you claim. | |
I had a feeling he'd review this and I had a feeling he'd like it. I didn't know he reads his fan mail though, but that LOL'd. The loading screen joke was kind of cheap, but nobody's perfect. | |
I wonder if that email was real. If it was then allow me to say: Ahahahah! You retard! :P Sorry about that. Well, I've seen better reviews, I kinda hoped for Sims 3, he's never reviewed a Sims game, so I figured he would. Maybe next time... | |
haha the letter at the end was gold | |
I was hoping for this game. | |
Someone actually believed... that Duke Nukem Forever was out? Wow. | |
I can't honestly believe someone sent him that email and was serious. Then again, the world is full of dipshits. | |
I love pepsi, I only drink coke if I have Jack Daniels to put in it. | |
I like Pepsi... better than Coke anyway. Oh, yeah, and the review was good too! | |
Lol, I loved the letter of the week. That was actually priceless. Pepsi<Coke | |
Dear god, was that letter at the end for real? What an idiot....hahaha. | |
"Yay me!" made me bust a gut. And I agree with how much Pepsi sucks. I am curious as to what the retarded plot twist is, though, having never played the game. As a side note, is anyone else sick of the ads that play in front of the movies? They're not even real ads, just a few seconds of waiting before the video itself can load. Personally, I would be less annoyed if it was an actual commercial, so it would either be interesting, or long enough for me to do something in that time. | |
...I just read that spoiler with the wife out of curiosity... ...wow... *drinks Pepsi* | |
I'm pretty sure it wasn't out at that point... | |
Great and hilarious review (again). I think Im still going to buy this (when it eventually gets cheap), simply because bionic commando: rearmed is extremely awesome, I liked the multiplayer demo of bionic commando, and because swinging is awesome no matter what :P | |
Commenting before watching means ban =P So, now we know Yahtzee hates Pepsi. So this game is obviously a Pepsi vehicle. Surely they would get more sales if you could ATTACK enemies with it; that would be awesome. Seems like the game wanted to rip off Fallout to a point. Shame about long loading times, this is not prehistoric times anymore =( Also, did someone seriously write to him asking where to buy Duke Nukem Forever?! I don't want to judge but how stupid and disconnected from society can someone get?! | |
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Bionic Commando
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Bionic Commando.
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