Unskippable: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

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"When most rappers drop bombs, they do it metaphorically."
"These things I cannot get you."
"Yeah, well, in America, gangsters own the sky. Too. With zepplins, and... o-okay, your country's worse than ours."

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

Ehh...not as good as your other ones, but i still got a couple of chuckles from it.

Fun-ny!

Apparently Fifty doesn't believe in the BBB.

Anyways, good vid, only limited by the original cutscene.

Hahaha, "Well she's got nice bone structure..."

I actually thought the cutscene wasn't too bad when I first saw it on GT...not too long and the gunfight was decent (same can't be said for the dialogue).
You guys did a fine job of pointing out the most ridiculous parts every opportunity you had.

Fiddy - "Roo ra rool?"
Scooby would be proud, Fiddy, real proud...

This one just may be my favorite one yet.

A game about a poser, by posers, for posers.

The skull is based on a piece of "art" made by Damien Hirst, the worst artist ever to live. It's a pure platinum skull studded with over eight thousand flawless diamonds and with the real teeth of an 18th century skeleton. Appropriately titled "For the Love of God".

Bediz:
"These are all things I cannot get you." I lol'd.

That part made me lol so hard... Unskippable is hilarious.

what is it about the tibia that makes it the first bone people think of?

GodsOneMistake:
Good episode, but this game has such a stupid ass concept. 50 would get his ass blown off in seconds by people who are actually fucking trained in combat. The streets of New York or any city in America are nothing compared to life in any middle eastern country.

Yeah, watch "fifty" glorify himself like that inspired both eye rolls, nausia, dizziness, and vomiting. The last two are elevated versions of the first two, but are worth mentioning. :) Seeing him act like a wannabe badass makes me question his OG status. Sure the guy got shot 9 times and lived to talk about it. Street cred is earned. But when a man feels the need to trump up himself like that makes me think he's over compensating... heavily.

At least we all know that the middle east and real world would really kill "Fifty." Walking all over everyones system and being generally disrespectful will get a fool killed with the swiftness in a war zone.

Anyone else notice that when Fiddy was chasing that girl and the grenade exploded that his weapon changed? He was running and shooting what looked like a Colt M4 carbine but then when he gets back up it's magically a Kalashnikov model 47?

APPCRASH:
Anyone else notice that when Fiddy was chasing that girl and the grenade exploded that his weapon changed? He was running and shooting what looked like a Colt M4 carbine but then when he gets back up it's magically a Kalashnikov model 47?

I don't think anyone else cared that much. They were too distracted by the horror.

Favorite bit has to be when they start doing the X-Files theme in response to the guy saying "Trust no one."

Operations:
I think we have a new contender for most unlikable lead in a video game.

Also good work with the cutscene mother fuckers!

who was the most unlikeable in your opinion?
Nailed the games absurd nature, keep it up.

That was a great episode and a horrific cut scene. This is one game I will never play.

I won't be buying or playing this game anytime soon

I might actually buy this for comedy reasons.

"...these are all things I cannot get you." :)
"This is why I don't work with Americans!"

teh_gunslinger:

raolsether:

teh_gunslinger:

Operations:
I think we have a new contender for most unlikable lead in a video game.

Also good work with the cutscene mother fuckers!

I'm curious as to who else is on the list?

Also, the video was very funny, just to stay a bit on a topic.

I'm thinking that girl from X-Blades would be on the list.

And this is why I don't follow rap at all. Stick with rap so I don't have to see you, 50.

HA! True! I had forgotten her. Good call mate.

Also, Capell from Infinite Undiscovery for least likable character.

hey guys, new to escapist and far from disappointed, i love the narration, it's awesome. funny stuff, in particular "ask for fluffykins, that's my street name".

The only problem with this one is that the original is already pretty hilarious.

I mean, Avril Lavigne would look scarier than that tool.

I've been playing Infamous lately, and I feel like I should be attempting to capture Fifty before he terrorizes any more civilians. Seriously, he seems like a freaking badguy, lol.

"But..." was pretty funny, but the whole thing was :D

The_root_of_all_evil:
The only problem with this one is that the original is already pretty hilarious.

I mean, Avril Lavigne would look scarier than that tool.

That one word sum's him up completely, tool

FENCE... OHHHHHHHHH!!!

teh_gunslinger:

Operations:
I think we have a new contender for most unlikable lead in a video game.

Also good work with the cutscene mother fuckers!

I'm curious as to who else is on the list?

Also, the video was very funny, just to stay a bit on a topic.

Someone else already mentioned it, but the girl in this unskippable is certainly up there.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/656-X-Blades

Any time you are hoping the hero get viciously torn apart, its not a good sign to character likability.

I like how you can tell that the woman will never die at the hands of Fifty just because she's a woman.

Also, no Murray the Talking Skull joke? SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!

Operations:

teh_gunslinger:

Operations:
I think we have a new contender for most unlikable lead in a video game.

Also good work with the cutscene mother fuckers!

I'm curious as to who else is on the list?

Also, the video was very funny, just to stay a bit on a topic.

Someone else already mentioned it, but the girl in this unskippable is certainly up there.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/656-X-Blades

Any time you are hoping the hero get viciously torn apart, its not a good sign to character likability.

Yea. I wonder why I had forgotten all about her. She was indeed horrible.

50 Cent does not have a bright future in the voice acting business...

Don't get the "up your arse" joke, but whatevs.

Haha "He kept it beside his bed. Don't ask why"

A game I'll never play, so thanks for showing me how bad it actually is.

Three things I've always hated about gangsta rap style: the self congratulatory nature, the pathetic attempts at macho overcompensation and the idea that the word "motherfucka" is a form of punctuation, all perfectly shown in this vid.

I just loved the "but" part...

Keep up the good work, both of you.

Modern "rap music" is among my most-hated issues, so this video was the sh*t!

PS: Loved the Princess Bride reference!

Awesome, this is one of the best ones yet.

I don't think it means what you think it means.
Epic movie, watched it with my family

The voiceacting sucked on the game's part.

"not like you hollywood-prettyboy-hollywood gangsters."
I can't beleive they let that one slide.
EDIT: oh, and after watching this, I can see what Yahtzee meant about not being sure whether or not Fiddy was making sibtle jokes at his own expense, or whether the scriptwriter was fucking with him.

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