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Pixel Thief
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Stolen Pixels #103: Left 4 Dumb, Part 19

The boys of Left 4 Dead are really very tender and caring. In a creepy kind of way.

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I'm guessing you had a part in this one, Susan?

Nonetheless, I've noticed a substantial increase in both time inbetween taking damage and getting healed aswell as heals given when playing Zoey. One of these days, I'd like to play Zoey and, using my deepest possible voice, ask someone to heal me.

Press Junketeer
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Awww dang...
I thought it was my turn to "heal" Zoey....

Funny though x)

Gone Gonzo
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Oy...Those guys are incorrigible...

Beat Writer
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Haha! Good one!

Press Junketeer
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Lol.

Knowing valve, they probably do have statistics like that. >.<

Paperboy
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I wish Valve would make a Left4Dead team that consisted of 3 WOMEN and one guy.

Imagine shooting zombies in the face with a shotgun, using an avatar that looks like your grandmother.

After being attacked by the Boomer, Grandma Zombie Killer would kindly tell you to go wash your hands.

THAT would be awesome!
Leslee

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Wait a minute. They're trapped in an infected city; surrounded by broken buildings, burning cars, and constantly pursued by zombie hordes.

HOW ON EARTH DID SHE GET A PAPERCUT???

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HardRockSamurai:
Wait a minute. They're trapped in an infected city; surrounded by broken buildings, burning cars, and constantly pursued by zombie hordes.

HOW ON EARTH DID SHE GET A PAPERCUT???

shit happens.

Pixel Thief
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lesterley:
I wish Valve would make a Left4Dead team that consisted of 3 WOMEN and one guy.

I'm Shamus Young, and I endorse this message.

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Rhayn:
I'm guessing you had a part in this one, Susan?

Nonetheless, I've noticed a substantial increase in both time inbetween taking damage and getting healed aswell as heals given when playing Zoey. One of these days, I'd like to play Zoey and, using my deepest possible voice, ask someone to heal me.

Nope, Stolen Pixels' genius is all Shamus, all the time.

I do, however, feel Zoey's pain.

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HardRockSamurai:
Wait a minute. They're trapped in an infected city; surrounded by broken buildings, burning cars, and constantly pursued by zombie hordes.

HOW ON EARTH DID SHE GET A PAPERCUT???

Maybe she was attacked by an extremely vicious infected book?

Gone Gonzo
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I've become something of a follower of this strip. One of the better offerings that the Escapist has to offer, well above that of Apocalypse Lane, the latest Unforgotten Realms episodes, and many others.

Gone Gonzo
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LOL X'D Noooooooooooooooooooooo not a papercut! Hurry get her to the E.R. NOW!!!

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Susan Arendt:
I do, however, feel Zoey's pain.

Do you need some Aspirin, or a bandaid, or maybe Morphine? How about all three? QUICK SOMEBODY CALL 911!

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PILLS HERE!

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Joke was already done by Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Just sayin'.

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Zand88:
Joke was already done by Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Just sayin'.

This happens a lot when it comes to the more obvious jokes. A lot of people that write comics for the newspapers will talk about getting a cool idea for a joke and then have people think they copied it from someone who's work came out a few days beforehand. It's not quite as much delay with web comics, but this is definitely one of the easier jokes to make about L4D.

They seem to have a system for determining who heals Zoey that is based on ho close to porn the experience was. Also, I like how Zoey's face is slightly amused instead of a mask of RAGING ANGER!!!!

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Susan Arendt:
PILLS HERE!

Where!?

Finally I have a good reason for playing as Zoey all the time!

User was banned for: Why do Many Girls take Pictures of Themselves?. (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
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Zand88:
Joke was already done by Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Just sayin'.

Yeah but CAD isn't funny. Just interesting.

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Maybe Linkin Park were sponsoring this particular strip? Though I'm as baffled as anyone as to how she can get a papercut in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Maybe she was writing a postcard to her family in a barricade: "Wish you weren't here..."

Gone Gonzo
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*Sigh, that is my only regret in missing out on L4D and getting L4D2.

Farewell Zoey whatever her last name is.

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Vanguard_Ex:

Zand88:
Joke was already done by Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Just sayin'.

Yeah but CAD isn't funny. Just interesting.

Quoted for truth.

Gone Gonzo
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Lord_Ascendant:
Oy...Those guys are incorrigible...

Big words...Big words....well you're a FLEEBLOTRONE!!!OH SEE I CAN MAKE UP WORDS TOO

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Cortheya:

Lord_Ascendant:
Oy...Those guys are incorrigible...

Big words...Big words....well you're a FLEEBLOTRONE!!!OH SEE I CAN MAKE UP WORDS TOO

Incorrigible is a word actually http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/incorrigible

Gone Gonzo
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psh I heal everybody if they need it

I guess that makes me a bi-healer

Gone Gonzo
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Lord_Ascendant:

Cortheya:

Lord_Ascendant:
Oy...Those guys are incorrigible...

Big words...Big words....well you're a FLEEBLOTRONE!!!OH SEE I CAN MAKE UP WORDS TOO

Incorrigible is a word actually http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/incorrigible

yeah i know i figured it would be but still

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My roommate hasn't gone all Science! on it, but he's noted that he does seem to get healed a ton more in pick-up games than when it's just friends. He always plays Zoey when he has the choice.

Gone Gonzo
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Bwhahahaha....(damn you male hormones!)

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Susan Arendt:
PILLS HERE!

Man, if you go down like that again you're a gawner.

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Satin6T:
psh I heal everybody if they need it

I guess that makes me a bi-healer

Wow. Kinky.

Lol as ever, and to answer the age old question of how do you get a papercut in the middle of a zombie horde.

stompythebeast:

HardRockSamurai:
Wait a minute. They're trapped in an infected city; surrounded by broken buildings, burning cars, and constantly pursued by zombie hordes.

HOW ON EARTH DID SHE GET A PAPERCUT???

shit happens.

Tru' dat dawg.

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lesterley:
I wish Valve would make a Left4Dead team that consisted of 3 WOMEN and one guy.

Imagine shooting zombies in the face with a shotgun, using an avatar that looks like your grandmother.

After being attacked by the Boomer, Grandma Zombie Killer would kindly tell you to go wash your hands.

THAT would be awesome!
Leslee

That would so work in L4D2 with the New Orleans setting. "Now clean that up boy, and I'll make you some jambalya and cornbread."

Now I'm hungry.

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Satin6T:
psh I heal everybody if they need it

I guess that makes me a bi-healer

Clever

Gone Gonzo
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If it is a bleeding paper cut then her health will eventually go down to 1 and she won't be able to walk as fast. GET TO IT BILL!

Zand88:
Joke was already done by everyone who has played L4D.
Just sayin'.

c'mon, you know it's true.

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randommaster:
Also, I like how Zoey's face is slightly amused instead of a mask of RAGING ANGER!!!!

Raging anger, or slightly irritated.. or unfresh.. or constipated. It still looks pretty B^U to me.

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