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The Sims 3

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews The Sims 3.

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Pulitzer Laureate
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Hurrah. The Sims 3.

Copy Clerk
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I've been waiting for good analysis of this game for a while.

Gone Gonzo
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Wow i really was not expecting him to reveiw this of all things. He rips apart enough in other game reviews, cue franchise milking references.

Gone Gonzo
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Damn. i thought i would get first post. :D

Anonymous Source
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Summer games drought... to be fair there is Red Faction: Guerilla, Overlord 2, The Conduit and a few others you could have ripped apart

Press Junketeer
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I was hoping he'd review The Sims 3, and he did not disappoint. Funny as always.

Paperboy
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HAAAH

On the Record
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Great review, but it seemed a bit off-topic at times.

Press Junketeer
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I bet he is gay

Gone Gonzo
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i was hoping he'd review The Conduit. Oh, well. this should be good.

Press Junketeer
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Great, I'm a woman.

I'm sad now. I feel like I've wasted my life.

Gone Gonzo
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Well done. I liked the vampire/plant person/robo-perseon stuff from Sims 2 as well.

PS: When you feel like it, I'd suggest Overlord 2.

Infamous Scribbler
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hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that was depressing

Copy Clerk
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Must be pretty damn boring time in Australia, THE SIMS, come on!?
But who cares, it was hilarious. :D
Looking forward to Ghostbusters.

Press Junketeer
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I did when I had the game (Sims 2), played it be torturing them... its the only fun you get otherwise you might aswell not be playing a game and doing your routine, at least then you're doing it for yourself.

I will not be buying this one.

BTW whats with the barrage of first posts that have like 5 words in them? Its not an accomplishment in ANY sense...

Paperboy
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Not a bad review, not utterly hilarious, but ok. i wouldnt mind seeing some old PS2 game reveiws, that no one played, like monster hunter and mercenaries (the first one)

ok, people started playing mercenaries after it went platinum, but still.

Gone Gonzo
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This video is full of truth.

Gone Gonzo
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Huh...I didn't expect that game.

Gone Gonzo
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It's fun to see him lose his mind like this.

EDIT: Eight people posting before they could have watched the video and none are banned? Everything's going CRAZY!

Anonymous Source
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Was hoping you'd get to this one, raspy-voiced Yahtzee. Awesome, as per usual

Gone Gonzo
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so many vagina references in this review. I think if he truly isn't gay, he should go get laid or something. Also, Sims is indeed the evilest of games.

Paperboy
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Didn't quite understand the part about women at the end.

Press Junketeer
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Summer games drought is right, most of the "great" games coming out (Red Faction, Overlord, etc.) are turning out meh. At least Sims 3 has more widespread recognition.

Gone Gonzo
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He sounds like he has a throat infection

Copy Clerk
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I think someone's having some Relationship issues... Btw, did anyone else notice that yahtzee sounds a little hoarse? Either needs to take a drink or he spent too much time screaming at a game.

Copy Clerk
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heh, a trip into yahtzee's psche. I never knew a game could be so depressing!

Beat Writer
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sadfully i disagree about the women thing

Paperboy
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Would it even make a difference if he was gay?
Anyway, best reference to vagina in my opinion was the "hot spam sandwiches" line. Made me giggle like a moron.

Gone Gonzo
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Really? People still can't stop posting waaay before they could ever have seen the video? Do you get a high from pointlessly posting early?

Anyway, fantastic as usual.

I'm starting to get pretty tired of Sims games..they should have been killed at about the same point as my old Sims characters..

Gone Gonzo
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great review(as always)

Paperboy
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Aww, Yatzee, did your girlfriend break up with you?

Copy Clerk
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It was alright, but I found the review a bit lacking in the comedy department this time around. It was entertaining, just didn't have that same level of humor his other reviews had.

Beat Writer
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"Yes my new vagina is growing quite nicely. Thank you for asking".

This review got pretty nasty as it went on, I was surprised and delighted. As usual, great work.

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