Alt+Escape: Crush the Castle

Alt+Escape: Crush the Castle

You are Ye Olde Siegemastere, and you must conquer the lands for your lord and liege - by hurling big rocks at his enemies' homes.

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I find this game really addictive. No idea why but Ive completed 3-4 times.

This is freaking awesome.
I'm on Castle 16 or 18 or something, and I'm laughing my head off.
My co-worker wants the web address.

Game was ultra easy till the explosive ammunition was introduced. Still not too incredibly challenging. Nice way to kill some time.

Addicting! I liked this one.
I particularly loved the castles, which seemed to have been designed and built by Bloody Stupid Jonhson. (100 points for getting the reference)

Ahhh. Armor Games you beautiful website of gamingness. If only you hadn't changed to that annoying new background style.

Anyway, thanks for another week's dose of silly browser based fun, Funky Boy.

Lots of fun, although timing can be tough when you have walls to hit in the very far back. Bombs work great.

Played the game when it first came out. Armor Games is a great place. Sumbitted my castle to the player pack. It seems like this game is getting more and more popular each month!

so many hours wasted on this :)

Cpt_Oblivious:
Ahhh. Armor Games you beautiful website of gamingness. If only you hadn't changed to that annoying new background style.

Oh, I know what you mean. I prefered the site when it had the simple theme, no accounts, and fewer bright colors. I keep getting a wave of nostalgia whenever cursormania pops uo...
Still, awesome place, was happy about Phage Wars 2. Can't wait until the player pack comes out.

blipblop:
so many hours wasted on this :)

It can be a VERY long game at times... Especially at 4 AM, after spending the night on HL2 Mods and Portal. Trigger finger gets a bit jumpy...

holy shit I just played this for the first time yesterday lol. Very fun game.

Boy, that last sentence makes me sound really strange, doesn't it?

Yes. Yes it does.

Fun and addicting, thanks Funk.

However, I'd prefer it a bit more challenging. I wasn't struggling until the very last castle, and that was a bitch. Made it crumble, though^^

Clashero:
Addicting! I liked this one.
I particularly loved the castles, which seemed to have been designed and built by Bloody Stupid Jonhson. (100 points for getting the reference)

Terry Pratchett.

The guy who did the art for this game is the same guy who does the Warfare 1917 and Warfare 1944[/i] as well as Last Stand and Last Stand 2. ConArtist Games, I think he calls it. It's not really that important, but it's interesting. It's not really too easy to follow browser developers, but this guy is a) really talented and b) has a blog.

It's nice to build a castle where an entire row of innocent civilians are supported by one lone pillar. A pillar that falls over if a pebble hits it. It's even better to then put more innocent civilians beneath the castle.

Fun stuff.

I got stuck somewhere around 6 for about ten minutes then cruised through the rest.

I liked this game, cruised through it on Kong.

I played thiis about a week ago, its an amazing game =D

Why are these games always so addictive?

It's a good flash game. Some levels to practice siege techniques on, and a map editor for challenges and experimentation. Give it a try.

Ha ha ha. Really funny stuff right there. I think I'll put up my own castle here...

Hah, winning castle 13 had me laughing out loud. *bonk*

I'm easily amused.

 

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