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Creator of Zero Punctuation  Posts: 253 Joined: 8 Aug 2007     | |
Paperboy  Posts: 36 Joined: 2 Apr 2009     | I guess it could work, but it doesn't. The Wii is amazing. I'd also like to fuck bowling. That sounded cooler in my head. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 83 Joined: 18 Feb 2009   | Is this actually up yet? Edit: Found it...just not on the main page yet I don't think. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1059 Joined: 23 Sep 2008    | wow, oh the bannage shall come, it shall also, when I saw this I was like "Iwaaaaaaa?" |
Muckraker  Posts: 241 Joined: 3 Jul 2009     |
I does chortle |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4872 Joined: 23 Mar 2009     | Well, I disagree just as strongly as ever with his rock-bottom opinion of the Wii (and, ironically or no, I want this game even more now), but I have to admit that the review was pretty funny. |
Paperboy  Posts: 36 Joined: 11 Mar 2009   | eh... it wasn't bad. it did make me laugh a few time unlike the siren review. |
Paperboy Posts: 14 Joined: 24 Dec 2008   | Wait, you mean this isn't the Jesus 2.0 we've all be waiting for. Let me just try to muster up some shock. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 4 Joined: 15 Jul 2009    | Good one. While I do love my Wii (That sounded wrong) it really is nothing more than a money printing machine for nintendo. And Bowling and tennis are on here? Cheap. But yeah, a good video, and anyone who wants to stop watching these just because you canstantly insult the Wii is obviously an idiot. Your funny because you make fun of everything. ... Well except Portal. |
Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 15 Dec 2008   | Well, not surprising that he didn't love it, but at least he admitted it was decent. |
Muckraker  Posts: 226 Joined: 29 Nov 2007    | You know, I was actually considering picking this up for the archery bits. I recently broke my collarbone so I can't do real archery for a few months while it mends, and this seemed like a fair way to keep up the practice. But considering how the rest of the features sound pretty broken I'll probably just save the money and let the healing continue. |
Paperboy  Posts: 36 Joined: 20 May 2009  | I really didn't see this one coming. Though I almost cried when he mentioned Wii Bowling, again. X3 Seriously, if people that get their feelings hurt because someone makes fun of something they like then they're better off not interacting with others. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 225 Joined: 18 May 2008   | Mmmm fruit controller |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 23 Jul 2009 | i love how much you torment the wii in your reviews ^_^ |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 62 Joined: 22 Jun 2009 | Nice to see yahtzee climbing back up to top form this week, although his RFG was rather funny. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1504 Joined: 9 Jul 2008   |
What the hell?! Maybe you are a Nintendo exec or just a fanboy but I don't know. I fear you won;t fit in around here well due to attitudes like that =( But since you commented BEFORE watching the video like that I am looking forward to seeing a banhammer swing your way. Anway, I noticed how despite the new controller Yahtzee mentions how it's still not a perfect science, also how the game is basically just Wii Sports 2 since most of the same games are there, why on earth do you have dogfighting on a game titled Beach Resort anyway? Still, the idea of a fruit controller sounds good though. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 102 Joined: 21 May 2009    | "Wii Bowling! Oh fuck off." ROFL-copter |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1419 Joined: 27 Feb 2009    | Loved this review, it made me chuckle constantly. Best one in a while, glad to see there was at least some praise for this game ;) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1045 Joined: 31 Oct 2008 | Very, very funny. 10/10 :p |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2104 Joined: 30 Dec 2008    | Oh by christ that was the funniest one I have ever seen. The video really made me crack up. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 441 Joined: 29 Jun 2009  | "Or a controller made of fruit" That made me giggle like a baby. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3400 Joined: 6 Nov 2008    | It's pretty cool how you guys can tell how terrific the episode was and how funny the jokes are less than a minute after the video was posted... I agree 100% with what was said at the end. If game developers would stop screwing around with motion controls we could start making... better things. I really don't like motion controls. I would much rather have cyberspace than minigames. Also the video was funny.
That's because if you make fun of Portal you are wrong because Portal is the most perfect game I have ever played. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4033 Joined: 23 Apr 2008  | BWhahaha, there go all the Wii owners, to set fire to Yahtzee's house - funny video "Wii Bowling - oh fuck off!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3923 Joined: 15 Aug 2008  |
I can't tell if this is advertising or schizophrenic fanboyism... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 351 Joined: 12 Jun 2009 | That was just hilarious. What else can I say. "Wii Bowling! Oh fuck off!" One of his funniest. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 152 Joined: 23 Feb 2009 | awesome! Love it! |
Paperboy  Posts: 25 Joined: 20 Jan 2009 | lol, as always great review. I especially liked the Wii bowling comment. I can count on one hand the games I'd buy for the wii and the rest would simply be classics to download. Review Call of Juarez next mostly because I'm curious to how you'd review a game with a western theme. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2713 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 |
I agree with you. I disagree with the review, but found it funny to watch. |
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Wii Sports Resort
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Wii Sports Resort.
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