Unforgotten Realms: Sir Schmoopy and the Goblet of Invisibility

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ccdistancerunner:

EDIT: Did anyone else notice that Rob rolled a bulbasaur on the UR Quiz?

*LeGasp* Bad Rob, bad!!
You should be ashamed of yourself good sir.

another good episode rob keep it up

that was over fast not that i mind but i like them when there a bity longer i know flash takes time but if you dont have the length why not just postpone the update

Tiny116:

Zarthek:

Sir Moops:
I'm pretty sure Douglas is going to become Timmy the evil.

I don't know... he's starting to look like Roman.... Anyway if the french Order or Chaos dude being the professor... doesn't that make Pinmissle a good guy?

I don't think he'll be Roman...we've already met him in the past, he turned out to be the NPC quest guy remeber. Does anyone think that the fact Douglas's surname is Winchester is a Supernatural reference or is that just me?

Wasen't that Roamin a spy for the kobolds (Or Groundbolds.) Anyway we'll find out who he becomes when his voice deepens.

Bit short, the only funny bit for me was the code names at the beginning. I'm glad the memory joke only went through two cycles, because personally I'm getting annoyed with jokes that go on and on and on (I'm looking at you; latest family guy episodes)

The worst of the harry potter parodies so far

I like when that girl walks by and he says "As soon as any girl walks by your rolling your boner check. And when she walks by you dont even touch your dick...i mean dice

Knight Templar:

hortez the champion of the frozen wastes:
...no matter what he does people tell him he's great.

And no matter what he does people will say the same things you are saying. Its a show some episodes will be better than others, just because you don't like one doesn't mean its all going to hell.

If however you don't like most of them then why continue to watch?

You know if doug turns evil (or turns out to be timmy the evil) he will be resistant to a lot of things, even roofs. Thats got to be useful in some way.

No season 3 went to hell, along with the end of season 2. Season 1 was amazing though, and I just check in every now and again to see if its gotten better all.

danm they're shorter again =/ ahh well i know it couldnt last, great sode Rob keep up the good goow work! But...how long will this harry pooter series be? 7 like the books?

swaki:
sacre bleu!

i cant wait for the plot twist where stingbeetle admits hes using steroids.

Or rather, injecting himself with testostorone.

He isnt getting ripped, hes just getting stubble and growing. :o

Anyways...This series isnt as funny as it used to be...

One of the best episodes yet!!!

Ohhh baby now were back on track :D That there is the UR ive been missing!

Cheeers Robo

Who the hell cares this week if its short, it was good! ... Your cock is short but you still find it enjoyable yeah? :D It's a joke don't take offence but the point is quality not quantity.

Search for invisible traps pookey

lol. this is my favorite one yet. I wish the episodes were still like 16 minutes long though.

im working on this spell reversing memorino and... lol that was my favorite part. good episode

xitel:
Futurama reference! And apparently I'm the only person that caught it?

yup, caught it but thats also a reference used in alot of scifishit like it happened in the twilight zone. atleast i think it did.

Needs more Groundbold.

Nator:
timmy the evil must be duglas. timmy must be the fallen guardian.(ep 33: question mark face) he says, and i repeat: kill them in their sleep. with a gun. and what is that groundbold later told to do? he said it i repeat: kill them in their sleep, with a gun. (groundbold!)and the frency makes timmy conectd to the order of chaos. nador must have cheated 5 times and beacome evil. so timmy want the nador gems at the mountain of almost certain doom. and sumon nador.

and the next episode will probaly get the name:

sir schmoopy and the order of very comlex and confusing spells.

but we need to know something.
where is malestrom. and who scmoopys anchestors are. (again ep 33)

but the groundbold assasin wanted to kill douglas, and la strap works for (who will assume at this time is malestrom, even tho the dragon warrior didnt exist yet cuz technically the order of chaos thinks sir schmoopy (or james) is the dragon warrior when hes really the dragon warriors son back in time, meaning he either is going to father himself or the dragon warrior isnt around yet, thus meaning malestrom doesnt exist....). so if that is the case malestrom would have wanted timmy the evil dead, but that wouldnt make any sense with the plot line. unless im missing something you could clear up.

Zarthek:

Sir Moops:
I'm pretty sure Douglas is going to become Timmy the evil.

I don't know... he's starting to look like Roman.... Anyway if the french Order or Chaos dude being the professor... doesn't that make Pinmissle a good guy?

ya it would thats why i think hes unrelated. kinda like how in storys theres two evil sides fighting for power and only one good side.

Nator:
... when nador took them to hagwarts. didn't schmoopy already have tree sins? so how did he then get his third in the chamber of classefied informasion?

because he traveled back in time behind the time period he would have to have been in to get the scar, but he hadnt commited the sin naturally so he didnt feel the pain then....

"looking into the future? of course! schmoopy thats your third sin, and your only feeling it now because now is when it happened. damn, time travels really confusing stuff" - eluamous nailo in the chamber of classifyed information.

Tiny116:

Zarthek:

Sir Moops:
I'm pretty sure Douglas is going to become Timmy the evil.

I don't know... he's starting to look like Roman.... Anyway if the french Order or Chaos dude being the professor... doesn't that make Pinmissle a good guy?

I don't think he'll be Roman...we've already met him in the past, he turned out to be the NPC quest guy remeber. Does anyone think that the fact Douglas's surname is Winchester is a Supernatural reference or is that just me?

idk its possible i just think at the end of this time story flashback part plot, theyre gonna sack him to stop nader.... just a thought. and the roamin we saw in the past was la strap.

hortez the champion of the frozen wastes:
There was absolutely nothing in this nothing in this episode that couldn't be seen coming a mile away. The only slightly funny joke was the FIRST memory joke, but the other to just remind me hauntingly of Seth Macfarlane. That's what's happening to Robert Moran. He just puts bland repetitive garbage out in place of an actually good episode because no matter what he does people tell him he's great.

seth macfarland can eat clown shoes hes so not funny, and what robs doing is opening up an bunch of side questing for later, i mean come on hes opened two different evils showing that there is some fight for power, and now the heros have been captured, and well get a big tablespoon of info in the next episode..

consider that pinmissile was on the side with the gems. witch would make it possible he protected it.

FalloutJack:
You know, it's very likely that Jaques is gonna end up turned into an axe by the PowerfulEnchantressOfThisTown lady. Why else would she be there?

The kobold who ordered the Groundbold assassin to kill Schmoopy couldn't have been Maelstrom, since...no mismatched eyes or eyepatch.

This is the way-past, so Douglas probably isn't Roamin unless Roamin's very old, though...it seems ironic that we get him and Roamin to be like..."Stone Dream!".

Timmy The Evil (though some may call him Tim) wouldn't be Douglas because Mike and Rob totally made him up on der spot.

What bothers me is how Schmoopy's being called the Dragon Warrior all this time - while in the body of James, the Dragon Warrior's son - and the actual Dragon Warrior had shown up looking like Schmoopy's original form, wielding nunchucks. That...is giving me weird thoughts.

i agree with everything but the douglas thing.... douglas was la strap remember... douglas three was made up on the spot.

hortez the champion of the frozen wastes:

Knight Templar:

hortez the champion of the frozen wastes:
...no matter what he does people tell him he's great.

And no matter what he does people will say the same things you are saying. Its a show some episodes will be better than others, just because you don't like one doesn't mean its all going to hell.

If however you don't like most of them then why continue to watch?

You know if doug turns evil (or turns out to be timmy the evil) he will be resistant to a lot of things, even roofs. Thats got to be useful in some way.

No season 3 went to hell, along with the end of season 2. Season 1 was amazing though, and I just check in every now and again to see if its gotten better all.

um incorrect sir, season 3 went back in tyme..... and he had to send them back intyme to find nader cuz they lost the "unforgotten realms artifact and ledgends book", so they had to go back in time an ask nader himself... duhhhhhhhhhhhhhj

I think the episodes are shorter because they come every week instead of every other week

daigdair113:
I think the episodes are shorter because they come every week instead of every other week

ya plus season one was forever ago... i remember watching those 8 episodes back on newgrounds before newgrounds suxed. this was the best thing on there.

Str8up_wizard:

daigdair113:
I think the episodes are shorter because they come every week instead of every other week

ya plus season one was forever ago... i remember watching those 8 episodes back on newgrounds before newgrounds suxed. this was the best thing on there.

robs been doing this for years for all we know he literally does have a UF DM & PH book at his house that he made to play with his friends. i mean id buy a limited edition copy..

oh and rob if your reading this... when does UF the online adventure come out... i remember you talkin about that what like 3-4 yrs ago (just givin u a hard time) dungeon runners beat you to the punch dawg..

what did this have to do with a goblet of invisibility?

daconcon:
what did this have to do with a goblet of invisibility?

the goblet was in visibleeeeeeeee

Str8up_wizard:

hortez the champion of the frozen wastes:
There was absolutely nothing in this nothing in this episode that couldn't be seen coming a mile away. The only slightly funny joke was the FIRST memory joke, but the other to just remind me hauntingly of Seth Macfarlane. That's what's happening to Robert Moran. He just puts bland repetitive garbage out in place of an actually good episode because no matter what he does people tell him he's great.

seth macfarland can eat clown shoes hes so not funny, and what robs doing is opening up an bunch of side questing for later, i mean come on hes opened two different evils showing that there is some fight for power, and now the heros have been captured, and well get a big tablespoon of info in the next episode..

Let me put it to you this way. I don't give a toss about the story. I'd rather have a funny series with a weak story then have a generic predictable fantasy tale with bland repetitive jokes that remind me of the Seth. If you're into Unforgotten Realms for the story that's like going to McDonalds for premium gourmet food.

Wait... just one thing.
When did "our heroes" realise they are back in time? I kinda don't remember it.

Str8up_wizard:

Nator:
timmy the evil must be duglas. timmy must be the fallen guardian.(ep 33: question mark face) he says, and i repeat: kill them in their sleep. with a gun. and what is that groundbold later told to do? he said it i repeat: kill them in their sleep, with a gun. (groundbold!)and the frency makes timmy conectd to the order of chaos. nador must have cheated 5 times and beacome evil. so timmy want the nador gems at the mountain of almost certain doom. and sumon nador.

and the next episode will probaly get the name:

sir schmoopy and the order of very comlex and confusing spells.

but we need to know something.
where is malestrom. and who scmoopys anchestors are. (again ep 33)

but the groundbold assasin wanted to kill douglas, and la strap works for (who will assume at this time is malestrom, even tho the dragon warrior didnt exist yet cuz technically the order of chaos thinks sir schmoopy (or james) is the dragon warrior when hes really the dragon warriors son back in time, meaning he either is going to father himself or the dragon warrior isnt around yet, thus meaning malestrom doesnt exist....). so if that is the case malestrom would have wanted timmy the evil dead, but that wouldnt make any sense with the plot line. unless im missing something you could clear up.

I think what you're forgettin is that, biologically, malestrom isn't the dragon warrior's son, he's the son of the previous(?) ogre king and the shape-shifting dragon. james is the only true son of the dragon warrior(i think), him, malestom and stevenson(if thats how it's spelled) are simply half-brothers and referred to collectively as the dragon warrior's sons

Oh man, these episodes are really starting to suck. It seems to me that as soon as they switched bodies with Altair and a blue-black, hoodless Nailo the show lost all of it's charm.

Remember all those really good jokes? Like the "Optical Illusion" jokes and the whole shtick about Scmoopy as a wolf?

Remember how the episodes got really clever? Like how Schmoopy found a loophole with their first Nader gem that allowed him to put his own soul into the gem after he primed his mortal body to explode in order to finish off a horde of skeletons?

Remember "I CAST FLARE!!!"?

God, what happened to those times? Now all the episodes lately are just one-joke stigmas.

I'm saying this as a HUGE fan of the show, and I want to see it return to it's hilarious roots.

hortez the champion of the frozen wastes:

Let me put it to you this way. I don't give a toss about the story. I'd rather have a funny series with a weak story then have a generic predictable fantasy tale with bland repetitive jokes that remind me of the Seth. If you're into Unforgotten Realms for the story that's like going to McDonalds for premium gourmet food.

And heres the kicker though. Your opinion is the minority and not the one I want to go with. If Unforgotten Realms wasn't about the story, there would have been no point redoing any of the originals. All the jokes I could make without a story were told in the first 5 episodes of the original series anything past that just starts to get repetitive or bland as without any form of story there is no where to go.

If you don't like the story then you don't like the show. It's like you went to Mc Donald's, ate a Cheeseburger and thought it was great and the next time you went they were selling Cheese Burgers but you had to wait in line and you had a birthday party for your cousin Vinney to goto so you instead cut said line and this kid is like "No cutting the line" and your like "Sorry I'm in a rush" and then you order your burger and you forgot your wallet in the car so you goto the car get your wallet, come back and now the lady at the counter is telling you your order was cancelled so you have to go back to the end of the line.

I like my story. I think some of it is clever and a lot of it is funny. I haven't changed as the general bases of the show has been the exact same as when I first wrote it like 4 or 5 years ago. The lot of you cry because there is story not that there is missing humour. This episode has a pen and paper joke followed into a joke about boners followed into a memory joke and then left with a bit of cliffhanger at the end, yet I'm told this is all "Shit" and I should go back to my old roots.

No I'm sorry. You are stuck with rose colored glasses on when you first saw the show and because I'm tieing a story into all of it that is uninteresting to you, your ragging that it's the stories fault this show is failing.

Fuhjem:
Oh man, these episodes are really starting to suck. It seems to me that as soon as they switched bodies with Altair and a blue-black, hoodless Nailo the show lost all of it's charm.

Remember all those really good jokes? Like the "Optical Illusion" jokes and the whole shtick about Scmoopy as a wolf?

Remember how the episodes got really clever? Like how Schmoopy found a loophole with their first Nader gem that allowed him to put his own soul into the gem after he primed his mortal body to explode in order to finish off a horde of skeletons?

Remember "I CAST FLARE!!!"?

God, what happened to those times? Now all the episodes lately are just one-joke stigmas.

I'm saying this as a HUGE fan of the show, and I want to see it return to it's hilarious roots.

Really? Do you watch all the episodes or only one every couple weeks. Take the Crystal Episode which is 10 minutes long. If you broke that into two episodes one with Timmy creating the crystals and then the next where Schmoopy fights the beggar and then the next episode which shows how he survived, that would be AS clever as MAYBE what is happening right now. Maybe just maybe theres a reason I introduced a Dagger that changes peoples alingments, a spell that wipes peoples memory, a joke to make Douglass immune to certain different things. You are complaining before anything has even happend. Oh shit I guess it wouldn't be CLEVER if I TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS GOING TO USE EVERYTHING FOR. Doh!

Fans who cry about this are just looking for instant gratification when sorry it's a 5 minute episode and you can complain and say "Well maybe thats the problem" but it's either that or don't do the show at all and if you would say "Well then don't do that show because I think it's crap" then your opinion is moot at that point.

Every week. Different people. Same tears. Same responses.

Um, sorry?

I'm just a bit impatient.
I just really miss those old Monocle jokes.

Maybe it's just that I still review movies in the old Newgrounds way. Plenty of anger and pointless arguing.

To be honest, you remind me of how I comment on peoples' reviews for my movies on Newgrounds. Angrily.

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