Hahaah! Hilarious!!

"Talk to my well sculpted rubberised ass."

...whatever... you want...

great one, loved the diarrhea guy, seemed like some one just messed around whit hirokoshimas (?) script, hes so out of place.

I want to know if they see Meryl in the shower with those nano-whatevers too.

swaki:
great one, loved the diarrhea guy, seemed like some one just messed around whit hirokoshima (?) script, hes so out of place.

It's a running joke in the series. His name is Johnny.

One of the best. All the comments on their cheesy sign language and macho nodding were spot on

"I'm huge"

God. That toally made my day xD!

"Hideo Kojima sure is afraid letting you play the game would screw up his movie" - Sums up every MGS and JRPG I've ever tried!

Excellent work, LRR crew!

What a beautiful, horrible thing you made.

Fat Man Spoon:

swaki:
great one, loved the diarrhea guy, seemed like some one just messed around whit hirokoshimas (?) script, hes so out of place.

It's a running joke in the series. His name is Johnny.

does he always have diarrhea?.

"ADDITIONAL SURPRISE!!"

swaki:

Fat Man Spoon:

swaki:
great one, loved the diarrhea guy, seemed like some one just messed around whit hirokoshimas (?) script, hes so out of place.

It's a running joke in the series. His name is Johnny.

does he always have diarrhea?.

Yep. Even his grandfather in MGS3 had the same problem.

"Wait a minute if he craps his pants does that mean you all crap your pants?" lolz

Fat Man Spoon:

swaki:

Fat Man Spoon:

swaki:
great one, loved the diarrhea guy, seemed like some one just messed around whit hirokoshimas (?) script, hes so out of place.

It's a running joke in the series. His name is Johnny.

does he always have diarrhea?.

Yep. Even his grandfather in MGS3 had the same problem.

wow, and here i thought MGS fans belonged to some elite cult for super brain people since they could make sense out of this, apparently their just in it for the poop jokes.
edit:
uh uh! great poop joke
knock knock
whos there?
OCCUPIED!
...well it made me laugh back in the days.

What's Kojima's obsession with goofy poses? I understand there's a certain amount of style in the game but does every character have to pose for the camera like one of those 1/7th scale PVC statues you get at conventions and comic book stores?

I loved the hair gel thing, yet another example of how Kojima is way too in love with his own creation; not to mention all the effin' cutscenes.

"Hideo Kojima sure is afraid letting you play the game would screw up his movie": is a pretty accurate description of this, don't you think?

Even in the shower?

I need to get osme of that nanomachines!

I laughed, great episode!

There's a guy with diarrhea in this game for a joke?

Why would anyone concider this good story telling? I really don't get it.

lol if he craps his pants do you all crap your pants

That was the best one yet!

"Okay, go to the supermarket, buy 5 bananas, bring them back and throw them in there!"
That was my favorite part.

"Ah crap they've got bullet time."

That one made me LOL xD

4 episodes and they aren't even a quarter the way through the game....curse you hideo kojima

DamienHell:
4 episodes and they aren't even a quarter the way through the game....curse you hideo kojima

Graham and Paul said it themselves at the beginning. If they tackled this one like they normally would they won't even make it to the title screen.

This is helping me not get the game, as I would be asleep long before the first playtime, but I am loving these riffs.

Poor Johnny. Always the comic relief.

I really hope, since you're jumping around (though staying in Chapter 1: Liquid Sun), that you perhaps jump to the Old-man fight leading into the final battle at the end of the game. I can't even imagine the kind of jokes you could make about that scene.

good episode

Ahh crap they got bullet time...

Awesome line I think I'll use it every chance I get now

Jeez, over 8 hours of cutscenes like this one? I was going to play MGS4, but I got to say, Unskippable really killed that idea. And I'm kind of glad. Good video as always.

Oh man, I am never going to play this game. I can't wait until Metal Gear August is over and Unskippable can return to making fun of games that I have some interest in playing. Great video, though.

You know, I've watched these a couple of times each... I still have no idea what's going on in this game. I'm seriously considering filing a restraining order on Hideo Kojima on behalf of video games everywhere.

"Surprise!"
"Double Surprise!"
"Additional Surprise!"

Love it :P

This has to be the best video for quite a while, kudos on interpreting the sign-language...