Pixel Thief Posts: 429 Joined: 7 Jul 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3643 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | ... I still don't want to play this game.. Anyone else with me? |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 20 Apr 2009 | Aside from it being totally and sadly true Iīd somehow like to know if the spelling "Dummkoph" was intentional or not. |
Beat Writer Posts: 223 Joined: 23 Oct 2008 |
Y Nice comic : very funny and very true. |
Pixel Thief Posts: 429 Joined: 7 Jul 2008 |
My bad. I obviously don't know the language. I typed it in to Google as best as I could remember, and the first result was: Did you mean "Dummkoph"? So I figured that would be the right spelling. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1046 Joined: 24 May 2009 | Does Velvet Assasin use the Source Engine? Or did you get the footage ingame? |
Pixel Thief Posts: 429 Joined: 7 Jul 2008 |
These are just straight-up screenshots with a little cropping to focus on the guards and hide interface elements. I would love if I could do all source comics because it's simply so much easier to make clean, well-posed shots of what I need, but there are only so many jokes I can make about Valve games. |
Paperboy Posts: 28 Joined: 25 Jul 2008 | In the online children's game, Free Realms, there is a quest that contains two bad guys staring at a wall with their backs to you. They are the first thing you see when you enter the instance. They proceed to have an entire conversation about why they're standing there, staring at the wall. It's absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair the first time I saw it. Leslee |
BANNED Posts: 11268 Joined: 3 Jan 2009 |
Here here, this game looks... Bad to say the least. Hilarious comic though. User was banned for: Why do Many Girls take Pictures of Themselves?. (Permanent) |
Paperboy Posts: 33 Joined: 7 Jul 2009 |
It should be "Dummkopf", I believe. I noticed, but I can't claim to know no German, given I live here! I don't speak it very well, but I understand a fair bit. And I, too, wish for slightly more realistic guard AI. Then the neck-stabbing will be all the more satisfying for having been a tad more challenging! lol |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 29 Aug 2009 | As a native (Austrian) German speaker I can confirm: Everything is fine, apart from "Dummkoph", which should be "Dummkopf" (dumm=dumb, Kopf=head). Finally something to say! ;o) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1179 Joined: 14 Apr 2009 | ROFL I so saw that coming yet it's still funny! XD |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3590 Joined: 25 Mar 2009 | ...kopF |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 720 Joined: 24 Mar 2009 | It's better to not turn around, because it may not be an assassin...it could be cthulhu. |
Paperboy Posts: 42 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | Play the latest batman. ^^ |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4297 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 |
I guess I am never going to look over my shoulder ever again... I never took Cthulu into consideration. Also, Batman Arkham Asylum seems to be on the right track. I decided to sit around watching the last guy walk around terrified, mumbling to himself and then suddenly a boiler blows off some steam and he freaks out! "Holy... stupid boiler scared the crap out of me!" - yet of course, they are still completely loyal to Joker, but their fear is evident. They usually have nowhere to run though. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 720 Joined: 24 Mar 2009 |
You sold me, gonna check the demo on that. |
Beat Writer Posts: 154 Joined: 24 Jan 2009 | everything is orange why orange of all colors you ain't a infected from L4D...i hope |
Copy Clerk Posts: 56 Joined: 6 Mar 2009 | I see nut-tink! Nuuuut-tink! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1687 Joined: 1 Nov 2007 |
That's because the boiler is unpredictable just like the Joker. They never know when it is going to blow and hurt them. Which is why that scares them but those little rats that run from hole to hole on occasion don't. Such a good game (AA that is not this VA thing). |
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