Stolen Pixels #123: Her Story

Stolen Pixels #123: Her Story

If you want to get better at understanding Stolen Pixels, you might want to swipe someone's salad fork.

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God, I hated this game sooo much.

I wouldn't play the game, but I wouldn't mind watching a documentary on the person the character is actually based off of.

also she had an legendary booty, but yer the scouting every part of each level in order to get the full experience was a little annoying, but why complain about that when the sneaking in the stealth game didn't work.

I totally took one of Ted Oldington's classes at the U. Guy's a genius.
I like how you managed the History Channel while also taking down the game.

Well, in their defense, I must say that 'Dogfight' isn't boring :D

Your "History Type Guy" looks exactly like my grandpa. Honestly.

So, THAT was the plot twist for "Das Boot"...

Bah, boring strip this week.

I liked it a lot. The best part was the text at the bottom 'Stop saying that history is boring'. XD

"Stop saying history is boring"

Made me chuckle.

I can actually understand stealing random crap as a way of showing how good a thief you are.. i mean if you are sneaky enough to get past a whole fleet of guards and sabotage some stuff, a thief/saboteur/assassin with a sense of humor might just feel cheeky and abscond with a top general's boot, maybe the Furers paper weight, or a random picture from the lead scientists mantel. all to show that they were there, no one saw them, and to totally screw with the people they stole from....

On second though, as a game mechanic, that just seems assinine... would be fun in real life though.

I'm one of those strange people who actually enjoyed this game. Don't worry, I got about half of the items every level and managed to do pretty well in the long run.

Scarlet Knight:
So, THAT was the plot twist for "Das Boot"...

Their team lost because Violette stole one of their socks?

Shamus Young:
If you want to get better at understanding Stolen Pixels, you might want to swipe someone's salad fork.

I took that salad fork, and you should be ashamed, young man.

AmrasCalmacil:

Scarlet Knight:
So, THAT was the plot twist for "Das Boot"...

Their team lost because Violette stole one of their socks?

Yes, it was the Captains favourite lucky sock, and without it, his confidence was shot.

It's called "History" now. They actually dropped the word "channel" from their name. I guess they wanted to be edgy and appeal to those hip cool kids.

A true legendary thief/assassin would have stolen Hitler's moustache just before one of his big speeches. Then popped him after the laughter died down.
Edit:

APPCRASH:
It's called "History" now. They actually dropped the word "channel" from their name. I guess they wanted to be edgy and appeal to those hip cool kids.

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APPCRASH:
It's called "History" now. They actually dropped the word "channel" from their name. I guess they wanted to be edgy and appeal to those hip cool kids.

You have to admit, "The History Channel" sounds a bit stuffy.

history's not boring i took it at gcse and got the top grade in it, its fun knowing how much America sucked in the past as well as the present

Velvet Assassin? Really? Did you not have anything better to write about this week?

In any case, I liked the game. Not a AAA title by any measure, but fun none-the-less. And the trinkets don't really matter; the game is easy enough without any XP. And I played it on Hard.

Oh, Video Game Protagonists and their perpetual kleptomaniacal urge for Teh L00ts (even if it is some Nazi's underwear or whatever crap she collects).

Kojiro ftt:
Velvet Assassin? Really? Did you not have anything better to write about this week?

In any case, I liked the game. Not a AAA title by any measure, but fun none-the-less. And the trinkets don't really matter; the game is easy enough without any XP. And I played it on Hard.

I just checked the mail. You didn't mail me any games. I guess you'll have to make do with the ones I buy.

Wait, you want me to make fun of "Better?" games? Comics are funnier the worse the game is.

And you played through on hard. And never bothered to earn ANY XP at all, even when the game makes half of it easy. So because the game mechanic was irrelevant I... shouldn't make fun of it?

I'm sorry. You're much too silly to be understood.

Hey, like the old poem, " ...for want of a shoe..."

Shamus Young:

Kojiro ftt:
Velvet Assassin? Really? Did you not have anything better to write about this week?

In any case, I liked the game. Not a AAA title by any measure, but fun none-the-less. And the trinkets don't really matter; the game is easy enough without any XP. And I played it on Hard.

I just checked the mail. You didn't mail me any games. I guess you'll have to make do with the ones I buy.

Wait, you want me to make fun of "Better?" games? Comics are funnier the worse the game is.

And you played through on hard. And never bothered to earn ANY XP at all, even when the game makes half of it easy. So because the game mechanic was irrelevant I... shouldn't make fun of it?

I'm sorry. You're much too silly to be understood.

lol, fair enough. I wasn't trying to imply you can't make fun of it, it just seems like there are any number of more recent and relevant games to make fun of. I was very surprised to see VA in the comic. But you're right, I didn't mail you anything, so go with what you have.

 

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