Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

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Nicely done

Yahtzee a Wii-mote from heaven was sent,
battl'd had he, like a manic hell-bent
Though the control now did work
Yahtzee still would berserk,
raging over many a quick time event.

2 stars what is this?, Yahtzee demeaning himself to the level of a rating?

so we probably won't see any new videos that could top this... maybe if he was half baked.

This amazed me.

I'm amazed.

Well done as always (except for ghostbusters)!

Love the creativity BUT isn't it a bad sign when the review is more inventive and enjoyable than what it's reviewing?

Wow, this one was one of the best. Doing it in limericks was a brilliant idea.

Revolutionary47:
2 stars what is this?, Yahtzee demeaning himself to the level of a rating?

Naa, it rhymed. The way he put it into words though, it got way too much hype, and is littered with the current gens... Well, cliches by now of all the stat/money/point/etc finding.

Oh my God. Yahtzee, you are officially the best person ever at this time. And if you make your next review entirely in haiku, I will support you whole-heartedly if you run for President of Earth

His reviewing technique is top class,
but to write must be a pain in the arse,
I surely couldn't speak,
How he does this each week,
His scary talent should be put behind bars.

falconwhitaker:
Oh my God. Yahtzee, you are officially the best person ever at this time. And if you make your next review entirely in haiku, I will support you whole-heartedly if you run for President of Earth

Mmmm...yeah :D...that aside...I forgot to ask...didn't Yahtzee said that ratings suck...they are just numbers...still agree on the game but...rating :(

That has to be the best review he has done so far in my opinion and an hillarious limerick (sp?)

Nazi take-overs and limericks?

Oh, you'll love my recent LISBON TREATY post - what? it's about You The People against corporate war - and it's lots more interesting than an FPS's FPS.

hahahaha, this was soooo funny, maybe not as funny as usual but i loved the lymeric style. that was brilliant. well done yahtzee. one question for yahtzee though, when are u going to review stuff that is potentially good for instance beatles rock band that came out yesterday?

Revolutionary47:
2 stars what is this?, Yahtzee demeaning himself to the level of a rating?

come on, it had a limerick style, how cool is that? next is the new batman, then hopefully god of war or scribblenauts, or COD6

Cant't... stop... laughing! :D

Brilliant review! :)

Pure poetry Yahtzee.

HAHA, yes! Back on form, last week irked the hell out of me but this kept me grinning from the second the limericks began to the end of the video. Amazing, truly your vocabulary dwarfs many as I don't think I could keep it going for that long.

well if they are allowed to hold the game back for 7 milion years I think he can be forgiven for postpwning the review a bit.

Excellent...very clever and funny thanks...

Didnt bother buying it because.... well wasnt it obvious it would sux....

Revolutionary47:
2 stars what is this?, Yahtzee demeaning himself to the level of a rating?

he said numerical rating not star system.

That was great! Good poem Yahtzee! XD

I just watched it, and oh my god, my mind is blown. That was hilarious. :D

I think Yahtzee's English teachers would be proud. Well done!

Wow I was really impressed with that. The limerick was really good. One of the better ZPs I've seen in a while.

Father Time:

TheMatt:
Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

It's great for him to try something new
Them poets like video games too
If you don't like the new style
Then I suggest you wait a while
Until he finds one that you do
If he makes them all samey
They'd be like the games he's berating
Exciting as the change from night to day.
Like a shooter in 'gritty' brown and gray.
So there's no need to be angry
When there is no profanity
No reason to fret as you'll see
They say variety is a spice
so if he tries different types
he may find one that you like
Now wouldn't that be nice?

rofl... Were you high?

you're soooooooo right :D

I liked Yahtzee's lim'rick post-mortem
'Bout "Wolfenstein"'s lousy decorum
The prose I've transcribed
If allowed to abide
I'd like to post it on this forum

Seems he's not letting it get too boring
To prevent all his viewers from snoring
But, to him, I must say,
"Do you think you're 'X-Play'?
What the f***'s with numerical scoring?!?"

(Seriously, am I allowed to post the full limerick here?)

The rhyme was really well done.

TheMatt:

Father Time:

TheMatt:
Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

It's great for him to try something new
Them poets like video games too
If you don't like the new style
Then I suggest you wait a while
Until he finds one that you do
If he makes them all samey
They'd be like the games he's berating
Exciting as the change from night to day.
Like a shooter in 'gritty' brown and gray.
So there's no need to be angry
When there is no profanity
No reason to fret as you'll see
They say variety is a spice
so if he tries different types
he may find one that you like
Now wouldn't that be nice?

rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

Holy crap, I wonder how much time it took to come up with the rhymes...

It was a fantastic review - I've always had a weakness for poetry - but there was a mistake fairly early in the review: There was never another game called "Wolfenstein".
There were Castle Wolfenstein and Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, the 2d Apple II stealth games, then Wolfenstein 3d (With Spear of Destiny), then Return to Castle Wolfenstein, then Wolfenstein.
...I am way too anal.

Bad. Ass.

nice rhyming but was wolfenstein that bad...did you really need to destroy it that badly?
no
you say almost the same thing about most games...theyve already been done you just copied lots of other better games buy them instead.

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