Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

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nice rhyming but was wolfenstein that bad...did you really need to destroy it that badly?
no
you say almost the same thing about most games...theyve already been done you just copied lots of other better games buy them instead.

Steelfists:

TheMatt:

Father Time:

TheMatt:
Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

It's great for him to try something new
Them poets like video games too
If you don't like the new style
Then I suggest you wait a while
Until he finds one that you do
If he makes them all samey
They'd be like the games he's berating
Exciting as the change from night to day.
Like a shooter in 'gritty' brown and gray.
So there's no need to be angry
When there is no profanity
No reason to fret as you'll see
They say variety is a spice
so if he tries different types
he may find one that you like
Now wouldn't that be nice?

rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

Listen, if you are going to start a flame war at least use proper grammar. "And Talent" is not a sentence, nor is "Unlike you". Thanks for coming out though. Good effort.

Wow. It looks like Yahtzee is well aware that his series is becoming increasingly stale. I'd integrate my sentiments into a limmerick of my own, but I'm currently overdosed on vitamin D and can't spare the energy.

Roflmao amazingly brilliant review. I give the review 5 stars and Wolfenstien 1 1/2

Should've had the line

"when commenting avoid the curse
Of having to put the word first"

Not quite Yahtzee I know but I like to think I'm on my way.

OT; the limerick idea was cool, but considering your last review had you speaking in an irish accent this just seemed a bit samey.

TheMatt:

Steelfists:

TheMatt:

Father Time:

TheMatt:
Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

It's great for him to try something new
Them poets like video games too
If you don't like the new style
Then I suggest you wait a while
Until he finds one that you do
If he makes them all samey
They'd be like the games he's berating
Exciting as the change from night to day.
Like a shooter in 'gritty' brown and gray.
So there's no need to be angry
When there is no profanity
No reason to fret as you'll see
They say variety is a spice
so if he tries different types
he may find one that you like
Now wouldn't that be nice?

rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

Listen, if you are going to start a flame war at least use proper grammar. "And Talent" is not a sentence, nor is "Unlike you". Thanks for coming out though. Good effort.

I was just pointing out that you are an idiot. No need to start a flame war.

Why wasen't arkham asylum this weeks target?
Or did yahtzee need to wait for the "anti-gimped batman Patch" to come out?

Steelfists:

TheMatt:

Steelfists:

TheMatt:

Father Time:

TheMatt:
Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

snip

rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

Listen, if you are going to start a flame war at least use proper grammar. "And Talent" is not a sentence, nor is "Unlike you". Thanks for coming out though. Good effort.

I was just pointing out that you are an idiot. No need to start a flame war.

Well, at least that was a proper sentence. K, so I don;t want to start a flame war either, but you suck, and your mother dresses you funny.

YOU ARE AWSOME!!!

You had me cracking up with this one, Yahtzee. A limerick of all things.

TheMatt:

Steelfists:

TheMatt:

Steelfists:

TheMatt:

Father Time:

TheMatt:
Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

snip

rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

Listen, if you are going to start a flame war at least use proper grammar. "And Talent" is not a sentence, nor is "Unlike you". Thanks for coming out though. Good effort.

I was just pointing out that you are an idiot. No need to start a flame war.

Well, at least that was a proper sentence. K, so I don;t want to start a flame war either, but you suck, and your mother dresses you funny.

Okay.

Hehee, that was a good one :) I've noticed he's started mixing it up a bit now, which is what it needed I think - deffo more than two stars for this review honk honk

Seems most of you guys always are on yahtzee's side rofl.. -,-

such an interesting new way to review, great review though,and i personally think Yahtzee should review more games like this, and i'm with joshthor...holy hell, an actual rating...however i honestly expected more than 2 stars

That was an awesome way to review a game.

Haven't even bothered taking an interest in this game. Maybe I've just played enough bland shooters by now, that I can recognize one from the box-art. Hmm, that's not really a good thing, when you think about it. Maybe I should get out of the house more. You know? Get a life?... Nah.

Good review as always Yahtzee. Must be really hard, keeping the reviews interesting by now. Do you get any help with writing the episodes? ...Except for all the bad games they keep releasing, of course.

Bloody amazing review.

Hehe man this is my second time to watch this, and I still love it! That was hilarious :D

Wow for someone to have to play a game and then review it must be a great writer...but for somone to play a game, review it, and turn the review into a poem means theyre the greatest writer. I give your review a 10/10...but who am i to judge?

You're reviewing style this week-
was admittedly quite unique.
It just goes to show-
That reviewers can know-
Quite a lot more than you think.

You're a damned genius, Yahtzee.
Which is strange for a paparazzi.
I loved watching that one-
More than carrying a gun-
And killing generic Nazis.

Very good, Sir.

I personally enjoyed the gameplay (until it died from the unfixable loading bug).

But damn, this was epic! Mad. Bewildering. Awesome.

TGBA:
dont do this again

I adore these reviews made by yahtzee
This especially took my fancy
Although paperboys may say
this reviews was quite gay
Since their comments are usually ghastly

I like how Yahtzee's been undergoing the effort to reinvent himself lately. This review was perhaps the best of all his work simply from quality of the lowbrow poetic prose alone.

Heytred:

B1130:
Yahtzee you are truely a poet.

And he didn't even know it.

no- he is truely a poet and he didnt even realise... thats the proper saying! :P

Hey!

This sounded like a punctuated review.

'Twas clever though

The rhyming was hilarious in this installment.

Partyjerk:
Seems most of you guys always are on yahtzee's side rofl.. -,-

When he's right he's right, dude.

best review yet, 5 stars!

Mantonio:
No Batman: Arkham Asylum yet Yahtzee? I hope you're holding it back for a reason!

Maybe it would actually be a Positive one. Your head has probably exploded from the universe turning inside out.

This review was the nail in coffin for me. I don't see any reason to bother picking this one up.

*slow claps*

I never thought it would be you
Who would make up a limerick on queue
You did a good job
Didn't sound like a slob
All in all, I enjoyed this review.

Thanks Yahtzee for making such a sweet video to celebrate my return :P

niiiiice 1 Yahtzee!

Watched it twice already... goona proboably watch it a few more times.

GJ!

bladeofdarkness:
he reviewed a new remake of a game
thats so old it puts duke nukem to shame
the rhymes were a blast, and he kicked the games ass
but will batman's review be the same

I should hope not, I haven't played the actual game myself, but I have played the demo and that was quite exellent. Sure it isn't the most techy game, lacking physics for the mostpart and that Kowl thing apparently irritates some people, but I find the fun of the game is in how much it makes you actually feel like the character. Same goes for the Punisher game which I thought was image

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