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Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

The power and sneakiness of Vin Diesel is only matched by Graham and Paul's cleverness.

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Paperboy
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Clever as always - And yes, Vin Diesal does have mind control. He just tells people to wave it off and pretend like it's not there.

Infamous Scribbler
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I like the Brown Noise reference! There's something really creepy about Vin Diesel's voice...

Press Junketeer
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Haha awesome.
First time you've done a game that I've actually played.

Muckraker
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By far the game I enjoyed the most out of the ones you've unskipped (not sure if it works as a verb). Great one as always and you're right about Vin Diesel. If you haven't heard his voice in a while it always surprises you how deep it is. Vin Diesel and James Earl Jones should mate and produce the ultimate voice.

Beat Writer
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It was really funny, I was having stomach gurgles and when you said Vin Diesel can hit the brown note, it all made sense.

Good jokes, always good comedy. I like how they just harpoon and smash the ship into theirs and don't have blue tooth yet.

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Osloq:
By far the game I enjoyed the most out of the ones you've unskipped (not sure if it works as a verb). Great one as always and you're right about Vin Diesel. If you haven't heard his voice in a while it always surprises you how deep it is. Vin Diesel and James Earl Jones should mate and produce the ultimate voice.

which one's the girl D:

Beat Writer
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Great video. Except I saw "District 9" yesterday, so when you said "Prawn" I immediately thought of that, those could be scary if you made them angry enough.

Or tried to take away their cat-food.

Gone Gonzo
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Sorry to say, but I didn't really like this episode. Though the "Look at our water effects!" bit at the start got a hearty chuckle from me.

Muckraker
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Been waiting a long time for you to do this
yay

Beat Writer
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Since it's the future we also don't have toilets on starships XD
I like it :)

Copy Clerk
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Awesome as always. His voice is so low! I actually thought that it was Graham and Paul doing a fake voice the first time...

Press Junketeer
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SerenadeDS:
Clever as always - And yes, Vin Diesal does have mind control. He just tells people to wave it off and pretend like it's not there.

It's called intimidation. People do what he says because they don't want to get stabbed.

Anonymous Source
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Vin Diesel doesn't like girls so James Earl jones would be perfect for him!

Beat Writer
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Disapoint.

I found the MGS ones piss funny, this amused me slightly.

I think ripping on one game for 4 episodes is a good tactic.

That cut scene had so little going on for you to make funnys about. You need openings which pack alot more of the story in.

Gone Gonzo
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I have a strange disposition to Vinny, as my friend Max likes to think of himself as a mini-Deisel, even though he smokes, does drugs and lies about all day

hell, I'M probably the most vin-ish in the area. I can hide in low levels of darkness, I can be frightening to weak-willed...COUGH-Dan-Cough...people, and it's a hobby of mine to randomly go missing when out with friends, and follow them to see how far I can get before they can spot me.

They never do.

I should get help

Nah...

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What? No Aliens cut-through-the-hatch-with-a-torch reference? I thought it was pretty obvi- oh wait, nevermind.

Paperboy
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gamegod25:

SerenadeDS:
Clever as always - And yes, Vin Diesal does have mind control. He just tells people to wave it off and pretend like it's not there.

It's called intimidation. People do what he says because they don't want to get stabbed.

Hush you, I was making a funny

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GrinningManiac:
I have a strange disposition to Vinny, as my friend Max likes to think of himself as a mini-Deisel, even though he smokes, does drugs and lies about all day

hell, I'M probably the most vin-ish in the area. I can hide in low levels of darkness, I can be frightening to weak-willed...COUGH-Dan-Cough...people, and it's a hobby of mine to randomly go missing when out with friends, and follow them to see how far I can get before they can spot me.

They never do.

I should get help

Nah...

Nah you shouldn't get help, Vin Diesel wouldn't need help. One thing that strikes me is that if your friends honestly don't notice when you just spontaniously leave that could be a bad sign on the friendship front- Just teasing I know what you meant.

Gone Gonzo
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OM NOM NOM NOM! I almost shat myself when you guys did that.

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myogaman:

Osloq:
By far the game I enjoyed the most out of the ones you've unskipped (not sure if it works as a verb). Great one as always and you're right about Vin Diesel. If you haven't heard his voice in a while it always surprises you how deep it is. Vin Diesel and James Earl Jones should mate and produce the ultimate voice.

which one's the girl D:

They wouldn't need one. Their voices would produce the child out of thin air.

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Vin Diesel lost all respect from me when my friend told me he starred in homosexual porn.That's just the last thing I would have expected from a guy like him.

EDIT:I am not a homophobe!

Very Witty !!!You should consider doing Call of Juarez Bound in Blood

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That was really funny. The best part was at the end.

"Oh, theres Riddick. Lets just shoot him... Bang."

Paperboy
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Is it just me or does that 'woman' look like the late Michael Jackson?

Anonymous Source
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As soon as I heard her voice I knew I recognised her....And then yes its Michel Forbes....Admiral Helena Cain....freaky....

Gone Gonzo
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a prawn?
why do our ships look like a prawn
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

LOL

Paperboy
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Seeing as you brought up the topic of "advance space technology", has anyone notice a lack of some high-tech way of hacking/opening that door that doesn't involve a blow torch or other similar tool of present day era?

Other than that though, great episode! Love the idea of an evil space prawn!

Gone Gonzo
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My laptop starts shaking and the neighbourhood dogs start howling when ever Vinny talks...

Gone Gonzo
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HA! The brown note reference was funny! How deep can someone's voice get before it reaches the brown note anyway?

Copy Clerk
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"Bonk."
Heh heh.
Good episode this week.

Gone Gonzo
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kinda dry, must admit i did not find it funny.

Gone Gonzo
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That felt disappointingly short, was just getting into the good fun vibe when the credits started. *cries a little*
And what is Mossman doing on a prawn spacestation/ship thingy?

Gone Gonzo
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"Riddicks entire strategy is based on the anemies not looking above, or behind them."

Awesome.

Anonymous Source
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oh there he is... bang, lol

Beat Writer
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Ooh, it was kinda short but still great. The lack of future technology is indeed amazing. XD

Best part: "Wait, that's your tractor beam? It's just a rope attached to a missle?"

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