Unskippable: Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

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The video doesn't play for me. 0_o
In fact I checked all the videos on Escapistmagazine.com and they stopped working - they were working fine last week.
I checked Firefox (my default browser) with AdBlock disabled, Google Chrome and Internet Explorer which I never ever launch - I even followed the video guidelines with clearing cookies and the flash player cache to no avail...

I always get:

300: Player initialization failed: TypeError: Error #1009

:-(

I seriously think these guards just graduated from Idiot College and were all they had in stock at the Thicko Minion Warehouse.

I'm telling you, Halo 2 needs do be done here. Long and stupid intro cutscene!

xXGINGERGNOMEXx:
Vin Diesel lost all respect from me when my friend told me he starred in homosexual porn.That's just the last thing I would have expected from a guy like him.

EDIT:I am not a homophobe!

Very Witty !!!You should consider doing Call of Juarez Bound in Blood

???

He has a girlfriend and a daughter. I'd fact -check what your friend told you. I've never heard anything of him starring in porn of any kind. His career started with awakening.

"Riddick would be the worst possible person to have a surprise party for"
I concur

I could barely understand Riddick when he spoke, but this was still kinda funny.

Not as funny as others, but it got one or two chuckles out of me.

I'm not sure if I'm relieved that the MGS4 assault is actually over forever (I felt like they were going to ambush us with more) or...yeah, there's no other option.

still, on topic- I do not understand Riddick games, thank you, Graham and Paul for bringing them to my level.

Heh, I never noticed how deep Vin's voice was until I played Escape From Butcher Bay.
I actually really like it. Very cool.

I'm old, and my hearing isn't what it used to be. At 1:12-1:15, after repeated listenings, my best guess for what I'm hearing is, "Light into the now...shining." Would somebody whose hearing extends farther into the subsonic than mine tell me what Mr. Diesel is actually saying?

I enjoyed the episode as usual. I imagine that the cut scenes with extended stretches of people doing little more than talking or thinking must be particularly challenging to do.

It was alright. Definitely not the best, but not the worst.

Not the best Unskippable.

Awesome, this one was one of my favourites. "Look at our water effects!"

And I was thinking of how deep Diesel's voice sounded before you mentioned it... it's like he's always at the bottom of a well. With Cthulhu.

It was alright, it wasn't bad, but it's not in my top five.

I guess their tractor beam isn't due to be installed until Tuesday either. hee hee hee

Anyway it wasn't bad guys, but I think you're losing you're touch a bit. I think you're best one was the Dirge of Cerberus episode.

"Who are you the cryostasis marketing board? " "Maybe" That and theom nom nom nom were brilliant.

I liked the brown noise and "Om nom nom nom" bits the best. This one felt kinda short to me though.

That OMNOMNOMNOMNOM with the "prawn" was just hilarious!

This just begs the question of why she keeps a gun in her hair.

D'aaw. No 'Mike Patton joke' when a mention of the darkness?

...Perhaps I'm just used to using old jokes.

I'm amazed at Riddick's mastery of stealth to pull a hairpin from that man-lady's hair and she didn't so much as twitch her eyebrows since the top of your head should be quite sensitive. Riddick

vivaldiscool:

xXGINGERGNOMEXx:
Vin Diesel lost all respect from me when my friend told me he starred in homosexual porn.That's just the last thing I would have expected from a guy like him.

EDIT:I am not a homophobe!

Very Witty !!!You should consider doing Call of Juarez Bound in Blood

???

He has a girlfriend and a daughter. I'd fact -check what your friend told you. I've never heard anything of him starring in porn of any kind. His career started with awakening.

hmm Ive done some research but it differs in opinion? there is another post of the same name with the opposite answer
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Has_Vin_Diesel_ever_been_in_a_pornographic_movie

...why is it a prawn?

(remember when you could say prawn and pone and people wouldn't think pr0n and pwn?)

"Where there is opportunity... WE DANCE!"

... wwwwwas that a Once On This Island reference?!?

Loved the bit about the "ACME horseshoe magnet" lmao

That was pretty amusing. Surprisingly so, given that the cutscene itself actually isn't particularly bad. While I think the whole Riddick concept should never have gone beyond Pitch Black, I can get that they recognized that it was the one character Vin Diesel really did well.

I liked the water effects moment. What was the point of that, anyway?

Osloq:
If you haven't heard his voice in a while it always surprises you how deep it is. Vin Diesel and James Earl Jones should mate and produce the ultimate voice.

You wouldn't even be able to hear it. It'd just be vibration.

I too was waiting for a "Darkness" joke, but alas, it was not to be.

heh got a few laughs from this and a smile from the "advanced future".

Osloq:

myogaman:

Osloq:
By far the game I enjoyed the most out of the ones you've unskipped (not sure if it works as a verb). Great one as always and you're right about Vin Diesel. If you haven't heard his voice in a while it always surprises you how deep it is. Vin Diesel and James Earl Jones should mate and produce the ultimate voice.

which one's the girl D:

They wouldn't need one. Their voices would produce the child out of thin air.

By your powers combined...!

It really DOES look like a Prawn!

Ah Vin, what ever happened to that historicly accurate epic about Hannibal (not that Hannibal, the Carthaginian) that was rumored to get started shortly after the Iron Giant and Pitch Black fame hit?

Epic like always. I like the CryoFreeze bit and the water effects bit at the beginning xD

The part that got me was the "Surprise! *singing*" "Wait, Riddick would be the worst person to throw a surprise party for!"

Really good, since I have played the SHIT out of this since it came out. It's a great game, and Vin Diesel's could kill you just by sneaking up on you, glaring and saying "Bang".

thegaminggirlfriend:

Osloq:

myogaman:

Osloq:
By far the game I enjoyed the most out of the ones you've unskipped (not sure if it works as a verb). Great one as always and you're right about Vin Diesel. If you haven't heard his voice in a while it always surprises you how deep it is. Vin Diesel and James Earl Jones should mate and produce the ultimate voice.

which one's the girl D:

They wouldn't need one. Their voices would produce the child out of thin air.

By your powers combined...!

I AM APOCALYPTICFLAMEOFALLDEMONSHELLANDFIRECOMBINEDWITHJESUSANDEVERYOUNCEOFBLOODEVERSPILLED!

They mentioned Resident Evil 4 that would be a good game to unskip

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