This was actually really nice I guess I have to go hunt me some dragon fish >:D
I liked the sword part and found it odd because about 7 years ago I had decided when I die I want to have my ashes put into a sword. Perhaps now it's not so much as a wish as a possibility ^^
They say you need to move faster than the speed of light to escape the black hole but you can't go faster than that so we can just resort to futurama tactics and increase the speed of light.
Lauren Admire: I agree, the sword story was a bit of a stretch. But, come on, SWORDS! I had to make it work in any way possible.
Indeed, a bit out of the blue, but you're right! There's a guy out there making swords out of bones! Someone has to talk about it!
Anyway, I love your writing style, and I'm such a geek for such science articles. How often will these get released? Also, ANOTHER column! The Escapist has so many columns now that I just spend more time reading the Escapist than all my other RSS feeds combined. I love it.
Lauren Admire: I agree, the sword story was a bit of a stretch. But, come on, SWORDS! I had to make it work in any way possible.
I like the thought of preserving the memory of a loved one in something actually utilitarian, especially cool like a sword. What else might one use a deceased relatives remains to help create?
You know, this sword article goes really well with the news about that college kid slaying a burglar with his katana. Defeat your enemies and then trap their souls for eternity!
Kudos for a very interesting and enjoyable article!
One thing, though...
CERN is a gigantic facility built on the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva that hosts a Large Hadron Collider, a machine that basically throws tiny particles at each other at incredibly high speeds. When the particles collide, there's just the tiniest chance that a black hole could be created. The conversation between us and the researchers at CERN went thusly: PETTY HUMANS: BLACK HOLES ARE BAD AND MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE. CERN: NO WAI! YOU GUYZ R DUM LOL THE BLACK HOLE WUD BE SO SMALL IT WUD COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF MROW. Well, apparently you can't have too many black hole-creating machines.
No, actually the conversation's more along the lines of:
PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LISTEN IN SCHOOL: "Black holes are bad and maybe we shouldn't bring about the apocalypse in the name of science." PEOPLE WHO DID THE RESEARCH AND KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT: "Yeah... it doesn't work that way. Look, actual calculations."
The point is that black holes aren't magic vacuum cleaners; their gravity is entirely dependent on their mass, and a black hole resulting from the collision of two protons has the mass of two protons. A black hole the mass of the earth - were such a thing possible - would have an identical gravity field to Earth, and even that wouldn't work.
The theory is quite complicated, but the bottom line is this: if the Daily Mail or Fox News are panicking about it, it's fairly safe to ignore it.
Lauren Admire: I agree, the sword story was a bit of a stretch. But, come on, SWORDS! I had to make it work in any way possible.
I like the thought of preserving the memory of a loved one in something actually utilitarian, especially cool like a sword. What else might one use a deceased relatives remains to help create?
You know, this sword article goes really well with the news about that college kid slaying a burglar with his katana. Defeat your enemies and then trap their souls for eternity!
Okay, I just have to say it......you ninja'd my idea!
Lauren Admire: I agree, the sword story was a bit of a stretch. But, come on, SWORDS! I had to make it work in any way possible.
And I'm glad you did, that article was awesome, they were all good, but I now want my body to be used in the making of a fine sword when I die. And then that sword will be kept in the family for generations to come. Better than wasting valuable grave space.
Lauren Admire: I agree, the sword story was a bit of a stretch. But, come on, SWORDS! I had to make it work in any way possible.
I like the thought of preserving the memory of a loved one in something actually utilitarian, especially cool like a sword. What else might one use a deceased relatives remains to help create?
You know, this sword article goes really well with the news about that college kid slaying a burglar with his katana. Defeat your enemies and then trap their souls for eternity!
Okay, I just have to say it......you ninja'd my idea!
I will now trap that idea in a sword that will be used instead of my wit.
And I thought you were gonna talk about swords made of bones. I was perplexed. Though not all that heavy on the science, come to think of it. More a reference to what science is doing. And I thought there were other ways to activate the cones in your eyes that already existed? Not well enough to process light, but enough to percieve distinct dimensions?
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Oh, we try. It is just not exactly easy to do the physics behind are more difficult to achieve than creating a black hole at CERN.
OT: Excellent idea with a science column. Looking forward to the next instalment.