Escape to the Movies: Jennifer's Body

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Jennifer's Body

This week MovieBob BURIES Jennifer's Body!

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I know why you reviewed this, because Megan Fox is in it and that is all. She may be hot but she's dumb as a brick(her interviews prove that). The only "good" thing about this movie is the make out scene, and if I want to see that stuff, I'll use google.

mattttherman3:
I know why you reviewed this, because Megan Fox is in it and that is all. She may be hot but she's dumb as a brick(her interviews prove that).

I thought the brick was smarter then Megan Fox?

seriously. where would the world be if nerds didn't get dumped by hot women in high school

Agree with everything except "90's horror sucked".
What about Silence of the Lambs and Seven, eh?

Although those are more like thriller movies, but still.

creatiwe:
seriously. where would the world be if nerds didn't get dumped by hot women in high school

In a sad, humourless world, my friend.

Given the fact that I haven't even heard of this movie before now, it apparently turned out exactly as was to be expected.

I agree with every comment about Megan Fox.

Yeah, shes pretty hot, but there are hotter women in my Hooters calendar. I honestly have never understood what all the fuss is about.

i knew bob would review this one sooner or later, also i knew he would tear it a new one. nice one bob =D

I got to be honest. Those softcore pictures in the video were a little......... distracting. ;)

I'm glad to see Moviebob tear this movie a new one. I kind of wish he does the new Tyler Perry movie next week. Just to see him go off on that too.

Movie Bob just thought I dlike to say. You're the best thing on the escapist since yahtzee. Cos as much As I love games. Im a much bigger film geek. I love you're reviews because you hate TF2 as much as I do (even if we're up against all our friends) and you hate megan fox as much as I do. Seriously. I'm not a massive nerd so I actually get girls (DOnt hate me) so the whole couldnt get the girls argument wont work on me, but Megan fox pisses me off so much.

Im an aspiring actor and I have more talent in my punic hairs than she does in her entire made by china body, But when I see her getting roles to stand around looking like a 3 dollar whore. And Im sitting here in England trying my darndest to get the role of Hamlet, I get so Angry.
So please Stand behind me and Bob... And boycott mother fucking Megan Foxx!!!

About fuckin' time! Glad to see I'm not the only one not jumping on the Megan Fox bandwagon. If you want to see tits, go watch porn or jump online. She can't act her way through a Jamie Kennedy movie.

Is it just me or are MovieBob videos terribly compressed?

I mostly agree...I decided to never see her movies after 15 seconds of her in Trans1 lol

Fucking brilliant. Except i thought that Scream was great. Otherwise, fucking brilliant.

Thank you, Megan Fox, you was hot when you was in Hope and Faith and you hardly had any lines, the mystery behind you as an actress and the mystery behind why you weren't a solid character in the show really made me see you a better light because my imagination ran wild.

Give me Natalie Portman, seriously, I'll pay in whatever services for Natalie Portman.

Nimbus:
Is it just me or are MovieBob videos terribly compressed?

Yeah I guess so, ermmm, I was actually gonna do a thread about video codecs on the net but hey you've just ruin my life's work (not really, it was like two weeks of checking out Gertsmann but nevermind)

Don't know why since all the other video's on the Escapist are pretty good, apart from Doomsday, the audio on that is way off, i'm a music freak, I guess you could call me an Audiophile and Doomsday while fun I'm hurting when I hear it. Them amplification is all wrong for some reason?.

Jesus Christ, stop bashing Transformers so much. We get it, you didn't like those films. Quite a few people (myself included) actually enjoyed them.

As for Megan Fox, yeah. I feel that she is way too overhyped for has shitty of an actress as she is. She's hot, but her face... i dunno...

Anyway, this movie was going to be obviously bad from the get-go. I don't even know why you bothered to tell us something this obvious when there are perfect good (sounding) movies out I'd rather be hearing about like Informant, which actually sounds like a movie worth watching and I probably will see it.

I'm wondering if there's anyone out there thick enough to think that this movie was going to be good in the least.

But yeaaaaa, haven't seen it and it's already meeting expectations.

Well MovieBob, even though I'm usually against 'reviews' that turn into more 'rants' about a specific part of whatever it is you're reviewing (In this case: Megan Fox) since it detracts from what you are actually supposed to be doing (reviewing), I will say I appreciated it this time.

Why?

Because you hit the nail on the head. Megan Fox is getting for more press and attention then both her acting 'skills' (Stifles laughter) and her 'good looks' deserve. When I saw the trailer for this movie before District 9 (Killer flic) I knew it was going to suck, so the review only confirmed my suspicions. But I really did appreciate the time taken to point out the fact that Megan Fox has the acting ability of a rusty hinge (Though the hinge has more character), and the generic looks of any other commercial tart we get shoved in out face at every billboard, TV ad, and 'Evony' advertisement.

Well said, Mr. Bob.
Well Said.

I never thought meg was that hot, but not for the same reason as the video. every thime i've seen her in a movie, picture, or television appearance, she hes this... SHEEN to her that looks like she got bent over and banged in a hot cramped space, then threw on a clean set of clothes and shwed up for whatever she had to do.

some guys get off on that, i suppose

at ny rate, i'll steal this movie on dvd from someone and then use it to punish my friends when they misbehave

creatiwe:
seriously. where would the world be if nerds didn't get dumped by hot women in high school

We'd still be stuck in caves as all the smart people would be being distracted by sex....

God damnit, I need a girlfriend!

Oh, I thought you might have reviewed the Informant, you might have enjoyed that.

Well, I knew you were gonna hate this but... Yeah... Devon Aoki. I kinda lost the jist of what you were saying and then, yeah, about what you were saying... Yeah... Ellen Page...

I DID laugh at the bit at the end though. I genuinely thought you were gonna defend yourself. I approve most heartily :)

Sean B.:

mattttherman3:
I know why you reviewed this, because Megan Fox is in it and that is all. She may be hot but she's dumb as a brick(her interviews prove that).

I thought the brick was smarter then Megan Fox?

Yeah at least a brick has some use....and is probably a better actress.

Once again, great review. Jennifer's Body is just flat out stupid.

Megan Fox... *throws up in mouth*

I'll watch this eventually, hoping it's so bad it becomes a joke in itself from which I can get some cheap laughs.

BOB: please get a different microphone, I always have a hard time to understand what you're saying. :(

Oh come on, everyone knows that this movie was better than District 9 in every way.

If I honestly thought that I'm pretty sure you'd somehow make my head explode with your mind.

I was waiting all week just for your review, with Zero Punctuation and Unskippable making the wait slightly bearable. I was hoping it would be J'sB and of course, it was, and it burned it. Burned it down to the ground. I'm so glad that every single branch of the media is slamming her for her garbage acting, her bland, shallow attractiveness, and the idiotic obsession with her. I gotta' love your commentary on the 90's horror films and Rape/revenge movies. Everyone kind of gets it, but you voice it in a, strangely compelling way. I guess it's the earnestness of your voice and the spot-on, sharp observations that I rarely disagree with.

I saw the trailer for this before District 9 the other week and the girl I was with practically begged me to go see it with her. Looked like the biggest pile of shit horror for a while but if it gets me some action I may have to go see this one...

Oh and she's not gay for Megan Fox (I think), just has terrible taste in films.

Thank you Mr. Bob, for speaking the truth against Meghan Fox the (Insert Insulting word here).

It seems the hype is going to be her own downfall, I mean after Transformers everyone was talking about her, now their realising there isn't really anything there. If she went by unoticed maybe she would have been more respected as an actress rather than just a pin up.

Darrkon Fearlock:

Sean B.:

mattttherman3:
I know why you reviewed this, because Megan Fox is in it and that is all. She may be hot but she's dumb as a brick(her interviews prove that).

I thought the brick was smarter then Megan Fox?

Yeah at least a brick has some use....and is probably a better actress.

I wonder what the brick looks like in a low top dress?

Wait, it's a horror flick? I thought it was an autobiographical film about Meagan Fox. Yes, I saw the trailers, why do you ask? :P

I knew this movie was going to suck, but I'm going to rent it some day, as it seemed like one of those "so bad it may be funny" movies like S.Darko or The Orphan.

And let's all be honest here... the 90s were better than the 80s and 2000s(so far). There were great cartoon shows and people weren't stupidly paranoid about anything except global warming and a promiscuous president. I miss those days.

where would the world be if nerds didn't get dumped by hot women in high school

Nerds would be working towards building a better world instead of commiting suicide or spending their life in front of a computer.

Anyway. I think that Jenifer's Body is going to be the first film to where non-english speakers will enjoy a dubbing that is actually better than the original version.

Jesus Christ, stop bashing Transformers so much. We get it, you didn't like those films. Quite a few people (myself included) actually enjoyed them.

That's why he is still bashing Transformers, until people finally understand how bad those movies are. I actually saw the first one, and it was so bad that, for the first time, I decided that I would not see the second one, not even for $3.

This franchise is so bad, in so many ways that it's impossible to mention all of them. The most shocking to me was the massive worldwide advertisement it was for american weaponry. It almost looked like it was the purpose of the movie at times "Hey, people, check out how awesome our helicopters are !" "You've seen that AC-130 Gunship ? You can buy us one, we're gonna sold our old ones in a decade". The Transformers are invading the earth, and yet the only ones we see fighting are... US forces. It's even more ridiculous when it happends in the middle-east. What happened to the Qatari armed forces damnit ?

Roland Emmerich is sometimes jerking-off on US weaponry as well (Independance Day), but at least in his movies, we see people from other countries. With Michael Bay, the only foreign people we see are just there to look at how awesome the US are (Armageddon)... It can become pretty annoying.

Seriously, I don't know how Michael Bay managed to make a decent movie with "The Island"

By the way, the 90s were a great period for video games. They looked like shit, but there were innovations all over the place in many popular genres... unlike what we see know.

creatiwe:
seriously. where would the world be if nerds didn't get dumped by hot women in high school

Probably ploughing fields and paying taxes to our landlords because men like Tesla, Edison, Einstein and so on we're pre-ocuppied with getting laid instead of inventing things to impress women with.

Edison's first attempt at a pick up line: How would you like to make my lightbulb glow.

megan fox is something i like to call "movie hot". a competent director can make her look hot on film, but she isn't nearly as attractive in real life.

i figured this out after wasting my college think Kristen Kreuk was attractive because of her cameo in Eurotrip.

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