Review: Wet

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JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
From the demo I expected it to be nice

Yes the thing with the slides is of course a kick in the head

but you know? when I played the demo It didn't bother me

No let me correct that

I didn't bother to run

I guess in this game it's less a gimmick but more a new way of moving :)

anyway I suppose this is one of the so many C(+) games rating wise

But you know what? Crackdown was just like that a C(+) game ... And by god all who played it loved it

point being Mediocre isn't disturbingly bad it's what it is MEDIOCRE it's like good but with a slight undertone

good review though

Edit: Oh and btw for those who misunderstand me > I'm tired of people crying on the floor when their game doesn't have the graphic possibilities as big as to render their laptops useless at the highest setting
Or attempting to murder themselves over a crappy story

A simple example of games we should hate by most criteria would start off with public favorites like anything published by bethesda(yes including fallout and oblivion) Mercenaries 2 Silent hill(the entire series)
Mario games
And so on and so on

I mean really come on people

Bethesda doesn't bug-test their product before releasing it. I thought that was reason enough to hate them?

well I suppose yes..

I found another reason to haet them.
[spoiler= YOU SEE THIS?image[/spoiler]
Bethesda haets big ol' wrinkly puppies. Do you really want that? Well, do ya, punk?

first note : spoiler fail

Second note : Well how can you not be mean to wrinkly puppies?

they're not cool and they never were!

Well, damn it >:[
And, NO! WRINKLY PUPPIES ARE CUTE! CUTER THAN...ERR... WELL... YOUR FACE!

you know nothing of my face!

nor of actual cute puppies

like jack russel pups!

This game has it's similarities with Total Overdose, what used to be my favourite game, before Assassin's Creed, and in a way it seems to be better. Although taken by the story it may be boring and quite repeative, it is still a great way to just have fun. Wet is a game you play when you are bored and could use something to have fun with.

This is something I would waste my money on.

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
first note : spoiler fail

Second note : Well how can you not be mean to wrinkly puppies?

they're not cool and they never were!

Well, damn it >:[
And, NO! WRINKLY PUPPIES ARE CUTE! CUTER THAN...ERR... WELL... YOUR FACE!

you know nothing of my face!

nor of actual cute puppies

like jack russel pups!

Ewww, Jack Russel puppies are ugly. And, they grow up to be annoying little bastards.

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Well, damn it >:[
And, NO! WRINKLY PUPPIES ARE CUTE! CUTER THAN...ERR... WELL... YOUR FACE!

you know nothing of my face!

nor of actual cute puppies

like jack russel pups!

Ewww, Jack Russel puppies are ugly. And, they grow up to be annoying little bastards.

lolz now you're just being awful

Jack russels are the most loyal and cutest dogs around

Yes they jump but for like 3 minutes a day if you raise them properly

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
you know nothing of my face!

nor of actual cute puppies

like jack russel pups!

Ewww, Jack Russel puppies are ugly. And, they grow up to be annoying little bastards.

lolz now you're just being awful

Jack russels are the most loyal and cutest dogs around

Yes they jump but for like 3 minutes a day if you raise them properly

How am I being awful? They are ugly little dogs, they are ankle biters, they are just annoying.

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Ewww, Jack Russel puppies are ugly. And, they grow up to be annoying little bastards.

lolz now you're just being awful

Jack russels are the most loyal and cutest dogs around

Yes they jump but for like 3 minutes a day if you raise them properly

How am I being awful? They are ugly little dogs, they are ankle biters, they are just annoying.

go away!

LALALALALALALALALALALALALLA

I can't hear you

anyway let's stick to the topic

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

Well good for you

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

Well good for you

No one is posting in this thread besides us.

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

Well good for you

No one is posting in this thread besides us.

Yeah I feel kinda lonely

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

Well good for you

No one is posting in this thread besides us.

Yeah I feel kinda lonely

Your telling me.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.146609?page=1
Read my story yet?

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

Well good for you

No one is posting in this thread besides us.

Yeah I feel kinda lonely

Your telling me.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.146609?page=1
Read my story yet?

naw but I will/shall

hmmm I so hope we aren't going to incur moderator wrath xD

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

Well good for you

No one is posting in this thread besides us.

Yeah I feel kinda lonely

Your telling me.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.146609?page=1
Read my story yet?

naw but I will/shall

hmmm I so hope we aren't going to incur moderator wrath xD

Nah. Susan Arendt owes me one, since I saved her back in WWII from a Gestapo death squad. It's all good in the hood.

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

Well good for you

No one is posting in this thread besides us.

Yeah I feel kinda lonely

Your telling me.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.146609?page=1
Read my story yet?

naw but I will/shall

hmmm I so hope we aren't going to incur moderator wrath xD

Nah. Susan Arendt owes me one, since I saved her back in WWII from a Gestapo death squad. It's all good in the hood.

ah then all's well

Read your story liked it just found it a little jumpy but that's all

ps: We own the 3d page xD

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

Well good for you

No one is posting in this thread besides us.

Yeah I feel kinda lonely

Your telling me.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.146609?page=1
Read my story yet?

naw but I will/shall

hmmm I so hope we aren't going to incur moderator wrath xD

Nah. Susan Arendt owes me one, since I saved her back in WWII from a Gestapo death squad. It's all good in the hood.

ah then all's well

Read your story liked it just found it a little jumpy but that's all

ps: We own the 3d page xD

I feel accomplished xD
Ever notice how all pedophiles have a beard? And all rapists wear glasses?

yeah

ever noticed how pedophiles tend to have short hair a lot?

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I agree. Wrinkly puppies are cuter, though.

grmblgmrblnojackrusselspupsaregrmblgrmbl

Jack Russels make me feel like a whore.

Well good for you

No one is posting in this thread besides us.

Yeah I feel kinda lonely

Your telling me.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.146609?page=1
Read my story yet?

naw but I will/shall

hmmm I so hope we aren't going to incur moderator wrath xD

Nah. Susan Arendt owes me one, since I saved her back in WWII from a Gestapo death squad. It's all good in the hood.

ah then all's well

Read your story liked it just found it a little jumpy but that's all

ps: We own the 3d page xD

I feel accomplished xD
Ever notice how all pedophiles have a beard? And all rapists wear glasses?

yeah

ever noticed how pedophiles tend to have short hair a lot?

I think it's a conspiracy!

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I left a comment. I think they are gonna get pissed that we're having a random discussion on Page 3 xD

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I left a comment. I think they are gonna get pissed that we're having a random discussion on Page 3 xD

yah I figured

but let's not wake them up just yet

I hope they'll understand :)

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
Le Snip

I left a comment. I think they are gonna get pissed that we're having a random discussion on Page 3 xD

yah I figured

but let's not wake them up just yet

I hope they'll understand :)

I say we petition to have every third page a random discussion page.

Also, do you know a way I could an effect similar to...

You see the part where you can see the mouth? I want to do that all over a hockey mask, but not too much, but still have it in multiple places.

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

I left a comment. I think they are gonna get pissed that we're having a random discussion on Page 3 xD

yah I figured

but let's not wake them up just yet

I hope they'll understand :)

I say we petition to have every third page a random discussion page.

Also, do you know a way I could an effect similar to...

You see the part where you can see the mouth? I want to do that all over a hockey mask, but not too much, but still have it in multiple places.

First of brilliant idea

and the second I have no Idea how to do that but it's an awesome idea

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:
yah I figured

but let's not wake them up just yet

I hope they'll understand :)

I say we petition to have every third page a random discussion page.

Also, do you know a way I could an effect similar to...

You see the part where you can see the mouth? I want to do that all over a hockey mask, but not too much, but still have it in multiple places.

First of brilliant idea

and the second I have no Idea how to do that but it's an awesome idea

Yeah, I plan to go as a Wasteland Raider type thing for Halloween, and I'm going to have a hockey mask, and I was going to cut up a pair of old jeans or something, and do something to a shirt or jacket, or what have you.

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

I say we petition to have every third page a random discussion page.

Also, do you know a way I could an effect similar to...

You see the part where you can see the mouth? I want to do that all over a hockey mask, but not too much, but still have it in multiple places.

First of brilliant idea

and the second I have no Idea how to do that but it's an awesome idea

Yeah, I plan to go as a Wasteland Raider type thing for Halloween, and I'm going to have a hockey mask, and I was going to cut up a pair of old jeans or something, and do something to a shirt or jacket, or what have you.

cool :)

so euuh what was your opinion on wet again? xD

Maraveno:

JimmyBassatti:

Maraveno:

First of brilliant idea

and the second I have no Idea how to do that but it's an awesome idea

Yeah, I plan to go as a Wasteland Raider type thing for Halloween, and I'm going to have a hockey mask, and I was going to cut up a pair of old jeans or something, and do something to a shirt or jacket, or what have you.

cool :)

so euuh what was your opinion on wet again? xD

I haven't played the full game yet, but I loved the Demo :D

i had a feeling it was going to be awful.

I thought that experiance for bulls'th scoring was already decided to be lame after ZP on DevilMayCry4.

My biggest gripe about the game would be it's so repetitiousness. Go into a room kill everybody and their third cousin and then go on. I liked the demo tremendously but the repetition is just so annoying. Good game though. Needs more spit and polish.

I loved this game. My only major complaint was that it was criminally short, as I finished it in 2 days (would have been one if I hadn't begun to feel that my eyes were going to fall out!)

I also came to this game with a certain mindset; definitely not taking it as a serious game. It has tongue firmly planted in cheek the whole way through, so I thought it was fun.

I never had the control issues the reviewer discusses in Wet. My big gripe however was instead the incredibly lethargic pace of the game. Every two seconds you're in slow mo that you could take a nap through, and even when not in slow-mo, all of the animations feel like you're moving through mud. The game doesn't hit a good pace until you get into one of the Rage sections, but then it feels more like the pace that the game should be running at all the time rather than a uniquely brutally fast paced moment.

I was wondering how complex the main female character was going to be; from the look of the review, just another Lara Croft/badass action girl with no depth who is just a woman for the sake of fanservice. Oh well.

i thought it was awesome.

Good review. It seems like the kind of game I'd maybe rent if I had a console, but wouldn't in a million years actually buy. (I'm a pc gamer btw)

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