Anonymous Source  Posts: 8 Joined: 29 Sep 2009     | |
Beat Writer  Posts: 221 Joined: 9 Sep 2009     | The sad thing is, it really wouldn't surprise me if there was a Guitar Hero Game & Watch. What with their "threats" of releasing Plug and Play Hero games. |
BANNED  Posts: 2513 Joined: 3 Dec 2008     | It is speculated that the reason the Game and Watch handhelds are experiencing a resurgence is due to Nintendo's statements that they wished to "broaden the moveset for Game & Watch" in their best seller Super Smash Bros. The character is speculated to have, in the next game, attacks such as pretending to be a monk and initiating "Star Power". Nintendo Officials described it as "teh pwnzor", stating that the previous incarnations of the character were something called "fail". It is still being determined whether those Nintendo Officials were total douchebags. Sources suggest yes. Where are you Wilson? User was banned for: The artist in thee. (Permanent) |
Time Lord  Posts: 10079 Joined: 13 Feb 2008     | Sorry Marion, it just isn't the same. Where are you Wilson? |
Muckraker  Posts: 316 Joined: 29 Jul 2009   | Hey, I give Marion some credit here. The level of sarcasm wasn't the same as previous RS articles, but I will let that slide under the assumption that this got tossed on her at the last minute. I did like the handheld bit. I still have a couple of those suckers from the 80's! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 81 Joined: 30 Aug 2009    | These stories seem believeable. I'm suspicious. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1764 Joined: 22 Oct 2008    | Too true. Only Japan could fill the creepy-porn games market. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1874 Joined: 27 Apr 2009    |
This. These stories were definitely more "scarily could be true" than "hilariously, wet yourself funny", but damn, still good :) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 419 Joined: 11 Nov 2008    |
I'm of the mind that this issue was more readable than past ones. The first one I read had so much sarcasm I could taste it. It felt like it was going further than The Onion normally does. I rather enjoyed this issue with things toned down a bit. It could, however, use a little bit more length to some of the articles. For a last minute job, though. Nice :) |
Time Lord Posts: 10079 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
Yeah, I may have been a little unfair there. I just really enjoyed Wilson's razor sarcasm. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 799 Joined: 3 Mar 2009   | Wasn't the last story true? I...I don't know if this was done correctly. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2860 Joined: 21 Jan 2009     | Dude, a nice first try but really the comedy was either too subtle or non-existent. the last article wasn't even funny. Where are you Wilson? |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 537 Joined: 23 Apr 2008   | Could use a bit more sarcasm to sort out the fact from the fiction. Was the last story true? I don't really know. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 5 Joined: 13 Aug 2009   | Dont' make jokes about Modern warfare 2! My heart can't take it! If Dragonage is delayed I'll have to kill myself. AGAIN. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2942 Joined: 22 Jun 2008   |
Or just many other people. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 441 Joined: 27 Aug 2009     | I am so gonna be pissed if Dragon Age is delayed, god i hate COD. First i have tons of people go on and on about it in my year, now this? |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 6 Joined: 19 May 2009 | From the sound of the beginning of the article, im not going to say exactly but it sounds like Wilson "meeps with the phishes" RIP Wilson. We'll miss the sarcasm so thick you could chop it up and eat it for dinner, but a nice start for Marion to be sure. Loved the handheld article, the jab at pykroloft, and the baby-napping of Dead Rising by the evil western devlopers. |
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Reliable Source: Tokyo Game Show and Nintendo's New Handheld
Mr. Marion Cox is taking over Reliable Source to bring you the latest gossip and rumors from the games industry.
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