Unskippable: Dark Messiah

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"Hey! We have the same hat! Neat!"

It's a good thing I've learned not to be eating while I watch Unskippable, or I would've choked on my celery there.

I wanted to say something original on my comment, but failing that:
"Wonderful! You guys are great!"
and:
"While you're at it (you know, doing M&M-stuff) you might want to take a look at heroes V. Pretty much the same horrible writing, but with horrible horrible cut scenes fit for the strategy game genre."

Now, I'll restrain myself.

Furburt:

elbowlick:
"I'm crushing your head"
Some other than me watched Kids in the Hall? AWESOME!

My pen, have you seen my pen? It was on my desk before! No, Ok, everythings fine!

Oh, son! Son, how many girls called you today? Zero? And how many girls called you yesterday? Lemme guess -- zero? Well, you know what they say, son. Zero plus zero equals FAG! Zero times any other number always equals FAG!

i like the way our "hero" (if you can call him one) starts off the game. lol

you know... i always thought dragons blood was sour. yet every fantasy chracters says sweet dragons blood. maybe i need to check and make sure i'm eating a dragon properly.

"Got any 'shut the hell up?'"

That is just so awesome.

widowspeak:

RogueDarkJedi:

DarthNobody:
You're right, people should stop ripping off Sauron's look. Awesome video, guys! Do Star Wars: The Force Unleashed next.

For the Wii. That will be good.

Juno Eclipse: O_O - Hi mr. force dude, I never blink at all. I love you but since I never show emotion, you could never figure that out. I'm also really slow at delivering important plot points. Why don't you go to the Jedi Temple again to eat a grind sandwich?

Oh, dear god, please tell me you're joking. . .is the dialogue really that bad? (Haven't played through my Xbox copy yet.)

hahahaa that's hilarious
but no, it's really not that bad on the 360 (or PS3 I think, since them two are the same) from my experience
overall the story plays out quite nicely, but she doesn't come into play a whole lot...

lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl:
i like the way our "hero" (if you can call him one) starts off the game. lol

hahaha reminds me of Infinite Undiscovery...yay my hero...

grand!

Is it a pile of hay?

Or is it really a pile of Necromancers?

"I've got a letter..."
"Here's my empty hand."
That was great. A game which certainly deserves picking apart, some of that stuff was really stupid.

Hay! hay? Hay! There's a pile of it.

God I Love this show. Great episode. I always get a nice laugh out of them.

Furburt:

elbowlick:
"I'm crushing your head"
Some other than me watched Kids in the Hall? AWESOME!

My pen, have you seen my pen? It was on my desk before! No, Ok, everythings fine!

Don't forget the chicken lady!

"That was kind of a dramatic intro to a Myst game." - Haha good one :P.

Nice clip overall too, keep up the good work.

i dunno, this one didn't really feel right to me..

this is the best unskippable video yet, i might have to start looking for shirts and dvds (and sending emails to space until they bring them out).

once again this is the awesome of graham and paul.

T-Bone24:
I loved the stinger at the end.
"What good is a flirty hot chick if she's inside you?"

True, but think of the fun she's having...that is if she finds you hot, and didn't see her resisting the idea. She came right up to the hero like iron to a magnet.

DamienHell:
Aww I was hoping for a "And that was the fifth time I died" at the end. They are up to fifth right?

I lost count...and fixed that for yas, can thank me later.

Jimmy_shredshot:
I really thought that game was going to lead to something very cool until the twist... *Rope Bows out of this thread*

kitsunegunner:
what a great way to start the game,,,,,concussed...from falling off a horse. NOW that's a hero i want to be: concussion man, the only time he's in is when he's out.

or stumbling around spouting gibberish.

Don't they all?

GrahamS:

Journeythroughhell:
It is sort of late to take a shot at Dark Messiah, eh? Oh, I'm just nitpicking. Great video, as always.

I don't think there's a statute of limitations on these things :)
Funny thing is, when we started we were almost always doing old games, and people gave us flack for doing old stuff. Then we did more new stuff and we got flack for that. Can't please 'em all!

Basically, we've just decided to do whatever games we want.

(Secret: Metal Gear August wasn't actually because people kept bugging us to do it---we wanted to.)

I like you two's recipe, I have my hopes for certain games, but will bow to your wisdom.

I'm not worthy

More games should start that way.

so, did anyone else notice how much that guy talking sounding like the stone face from Legend of the Hidden Temple?

Ah, a game I own, but never play anymore.

This was a good necromancer - I mean, video.

Mysticgamer:

DamienHell:
Aww I was hoping for a "And that was the fifth time I died" at the end. There up to fifth right?

Yeah, me too...Are sure it's fifth though? I could've shown it was sixth or seventh time but I haven't really been keeping track.

It's either fifth or sixth depending on whether or not you count whatshisname from Lost Odyssey getting a volcano dropped on top of him. They rescinded it, and then used "fourth" again later, so the guys don't seem to be counting it.

Cutscene was not very good, but the game itself may not be too bad. And it's only about three years old. I've got some games that are twenty.

You know, the very first cutscene could come straight out of a Baldur's Gate game. It's even in the same style. And the voice sounded a whole lot like the Silver Lady from Arcanum. Boy, this game must be good!

GrahamS:

Journeythroughhell:
It is sort of late to take a shot at Dark Messiah, eh? Oh, I'm just nitpicking. Great video, as always.

I don't think there's a statute of limitations on these things :)
Funny thing is, when we started we were almost always doing old games, and people gave us flack for doing old stuff. Then we did more new stuff and we got flack for that. Can't please 'em all!

Basically, we've just decided to do whatever games we want.

(Secret: Metal Gear August wasn't actually because people kept bugging us to do it---we wanted to.)

Eh, if I had an Unskippable-type show, I would pick apart every Metal Gear Solid game.

It would so not be cool to have a hot chick in your head. I try hard enough to keep my creepiness from the outside world but keeping it from myself... urgh, not worth it.

"... let me to welcome you to Stone Helm!"
*chant* WELCOME TO STONE HELM.

Hehe, that cracked me up.
Great stuff guys, keep it up!

I actually wanna play this game now..

and I swear it's not just cause of that pretty guardian..

The return of...

THE ACTION CAMERAMAN

He turns up a lot, even though he got knocked out in "The Getaway"

Haha, I had to rewatch the last part because I laughed so hard at the hay joke.

I thought this game was okay, but no invert y-axis, come on! I felt like I was playing the game drunk.

Great one as always guys, the butter fingers comment made me chuckle

"Necromancers." "Those are sheep."
One of the best Unskippable in a while.

Was totally expecting some kind of star wars joke with the whole "What was they bidding, my master" thing

Amazing show :D

hehe

old game and dead on that comment on "sweet dragons blood!"

Concussed by falling off a horse. Very funny.

This was really good! For some reason, I found it better than previous ones!

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