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Creator of Zero Punctuation  Posts: 253 Joined: 8 Aug 2007     | |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 94 Joined: 3 Oct 2009    | just one word LOL :D it certainly pleased the octopus in MY head |
PROBATION  Posts: 14 Joined: 30 May 2009   | Played the demo for this, it was odd! Great review YZ. User was put on probation for: Zero Punctuation: Dragon Age: Origins. (7 days) |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 20 May 2009     | sweetness!!!!!!! |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 458 Joined: 27 Mar 2009    | inb4 banhammer. Also, I thought the humor was a little dry in this review. |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | I love Pilloc |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 577 Joined: 25 Apr 2008   | I'm now stuck with the thought of Herr Angler von Steufish. I too have an octopus that lives in my head. That was the funniest ZP moment in a while. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 10 Joined: 22 Aug 2009  | Nice video. That does seem what goes on when people make really bad games. I don't plan on buying wet anytime soon. |
Muckraker  Posts: 286 Joined: 24 Jul 2009   | Great review VZ but was expecting Halo ODST.Still funny as hell. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 84 Joined: 18 Sep 2009    | Pretty much what I thought of the gameplay trailers I saw. Seemed that whoever was playing was just repeating the one or two same slow-mo jumps. The knee-slide-divey thing looked especially silly. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2100 Joined: 30 Dec 2008    | In my own humble opinion Wet can greatly summarized through the demo on PSN/XBL. Really Yahtzee should have played the demo and called it a review of the full game, because THATS WHAT IT IS! |
Anonymous Source Posts: 6 Joined: 19 Sep 2009   | Oh dear. Looks like we found another Lara Croft playmate, hmm? And I certainly guffawed at "loading screen singularity". ^_^ |
Paperboy  Posts: 15 Joined: 8 May 2008   | This reminds me unnervingly of the Fallout 3 VATS system prediction Yahtzee had. ... Granted, VATS turned out to be awesome, but this game suffers from the syndrome he predicted, I.E. "It'll be groovy pants at first, but prolonged exposure will boil it down to just plain pants." |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 9 Sep 2009   | "That will appease the octupus is my head." That made me burst out laughing. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 172 Joined: 27 Jun 2009 | awesome review. but I'm getting the nagging suspicion that several game studios are completely run by an army of Pillocks. Like the studio that was working on Duke Nukem forever for 10 years. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1055 Joined: 23 Sep 2008 |
now that I think of it, it's very true |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2656 Joined: 2 Oct 2008    | The whole part involving 'pillock' was brilliant, we need more stuff like that in the reviews. This is probably the best one for quite a while. On a side-note, I expected better from a member with over 400 posts than a 'first' post. I wish people would get suspended/banned for those.
Well you shouldn't be because Yahtzee has already said he isn't going to. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 102 Joined: 8 Sep 2009  | "Inner ear disabling dove shitting medical condition" << lmao the Pillock and Pillocks boss was a fun aside too good as always. Next up Brutal Legend......please? |
Muckraker  Posts: 244 Joined: 6 Sep 2009  | Deinetely better than last weeks. Although I had really been hoping for something newer... oh wait I forgot - he's in Australia, "Land of Late Released Games" and all that. I'll also take his advice on not googling said word. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2625 Joined: 20 Feb 2008  |
Mee too. Infact I think Pilloc and his boss deserve thier own series. C'mon Escapist still got Tuesdays and Fridays open. Don't make me start a petition. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 86 Joined: 21 Jul 2009 | Good god, I wish I would have taken Yahtzee's advice at the end of the video. Another great review regardless. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1441 Joined: 19 Feb 2009     |
Me too, but I really think he should bring back Terry and Gonad from the "Alone in the Dark" review |
Muckraker  Posts: 340 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | Oh, what's that? the main character is an unlikeable bitch? I spotted that in the first ten seconds of the first time I saw the TV ad. In my words "I've never seen such a generic action bitch. That game will be terrible" |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 10 Joined: 11 Oct 2009  | Classic Pillock... Good ZP, bad game |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 10 Joined: 2 Sep 2009  | WET pretty much came out of the blue, I had no idea it was supposed to be released around this time. I've heard a mix of good and bad things about it, I might rent it. Good review, Yahtzee. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 351 Joined: 12 Jun 2009 | Very funny review, Yahtzee. I'm surprised that no similarities were drawn to "Chili Con Carnage" or "Total Overdose" considering that the easily-executed slo-mo wall run jumping stuff is almost identical....or are those games really THAT obscure? Yes, I know he referenced Stranglehold, but still. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 79 Joined: 3 Sep 2009  | cinematic gaming can go fuck itself |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2252 Joined: 10 Mar 2009   | "I do not advertise googling 'Wet Box' with the safe search off." Note taken, I cant imagine the results. |
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