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Pulitzer Laureate
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Nice to see the (Fresh) Prince reference there.

Gone Gonzo
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Hhaha!! omg im crying with laughter! I wish my friends would get fimed when on the Wii, there faces are scary when playing on it! Great stuff, love the fact you can take th episs out of anythign game related. Cookies for the Fresh Prince stuff!

Muckraker
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Joined: 25 Sep 2009

dogstile:
oh god, how do you guys keep a straight face though this?

great question, this is a really funny show that makes me glad i have an xbox 360...

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 16 May 2008

lulzworthy stuff, and well delivered. You seem to be finding your stride with this a bit as there arn't so many stutters or small pauses anymore, nice to see!

Paperboy
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Joined: 21 Jul 2009

NICE!

Muckraker
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Joined: 5 Aug 2009

Well this certainly has some strange implications.
I don't have a Wii, what are you talking about? It is a friend of mine's! He's not here right now! Oh, shit.

I may need to leave the country.

Creator of Unskippable & ENN
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CurtDogg:
Anyone else getting tired of the whole "HURR WII HAS NO GAMES, I HAVEN'T TURNED IT ON IN X MONTHS" cliche? The whole feature story just seemed like it was just an excuse to say it.

Seriously, I wish people would actually LOOK at games that have come out instead of expecting Nintendo to provide every one of them

The joke was actually that, regardless of how much fun the Wii is (and I do own one), you still look like a goof playing it.

(Also, I expect Nintendo to provide Wii games because they make the majority of the games that are worthwhile).

Muckraker
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Joined: 4 Dec 2008

I'm loving ENN more and more with each episode. Keep it up!

As soon as I heard "west Philadelphia" in the intro, I knew it was coming. And the most you'd get from my Wii camera is me shouting obscenities at my opponents in Pokemon Battle Revolution...

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 12 Jun 2009

I'd probably buy Assassin's Creed 2 if I could really play as a killer baby. The world needs more killer baby games.

Press Junketeer
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Golden as always! Thanks Graham, Kathleen and everyone else that took part!

On the Record
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These are awesome!

But could someone tell me the name of the poem/song they were reciting?

Je suis est English.

Press Junketeer
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SirBryghtside:
These are awesome!

But could someone tell me the name of the poem/song they were reciting?

Je suis est English.

The intro rap to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

hehe poem.....

Gone Gonzo
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That was great!

Loved the "In Da House" cover art joke.

Gone Gonzo
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Nice, I think I'm actually starting to enjoy the 'off-air' bits more than I am the actual show. Though that's not to say the main show isn't good.

Gone Gonzo
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Lmao, that was hilarious, first episode ive watched of this. Very good.

Gone Gonzo
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Haha, the MW2 trailer comment was actually spot-on as were the closing comments about the Wii xD

Muckraker
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Lol @ the Fresh prince referenc XD. The new set looks nice BTW!

Press Junketeer
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Heh. That was pretty funny. Although the 'fresh prince' stuff started to be a little painful to watch... How anyone can do that deadpan like that... XD

Ah... Wii... I'd check mine for a camera, but... Eh. Whatever.

Lol. Funny how success breeds contempt:

Microsoft - Hated by a group of people because 95% of all personal computers run windows.

Apple - Nobody cared when they weren't popular, but thanks to the Ipod and Iphone, (not to mention their PC vs MAC commercials), there's a group that hates them...

Nintendo... - Nobody cared when they weren't doing well, and yet, now that the Wii is the most successful console around... They get resentment because it's not a 'proper' console.

Heh. Life is predictable isn't it?

Gone Gonzo
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Nivag:
I do love this show but it's so damn hard to differentiate the truth and jokes sometimes :P

I agree, they just made it all up as far as I can tell.

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 5 Mar 2008

You really had to bring up the so-called "Real PSP", Patrick Scott Patterson? Please, keep adding to his 15 seconds of fame.

Beat Writer
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Joined: 16 Mar 2009

Haha that Modern Warfare 2 bit was hilarious. Keep it up.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 8 Jul 2009

bakonslayer:
'Blue Valkyrie Needs Food Bad'
I've said this sooo many times in public wishing someone would understand my plight and my reference at the same time...

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who got the reference, except I prefer to say "Warrior. Needs food. Badly!"

Anonymous Source
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Joined: 30 Sep 2009

I liked the whole "Haven't turned my wii on in a year" thing

:)

Muckraker
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Joined: 29 Jul 2008

:Goes sits infront of Wii, naked:

Might as well give Japan want they want to see.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 24 May 2009

The Bel Air ending was great. And nice yet work again.

Copy Clerk
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Yaxley:
I salute the gentleman who endured testicular trauma in order to bring us an Epic Nunchuck Fail tribute.

I thank you for your enduring support and vigor, something which I can now longer have thanks to the aforementioned trauma.

Gone Gonzo
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I loved the Bel Air part at the end.

Keep up the good work.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 23 Sep 2009

Please stop with the jokes at the beginning of each episode. This week it was Fresh Prince, last week it was the white girl talking like a hood rat. Just stop, it's not funny and it's painful to watch as your "actors" try to do these idiotic skits.

Copy Clerk
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Heart of Darkness:

Chipperz:

Heart of Darkness:

Chipperz:

Heart of Darkness:
Ah, I see....

Hey, wait, are you sayin' I look stupid now? Eh, bub? [/mockanger]

[fakeshock]Would I!?[/fakeshock]

Also, yeah, uhh, so this isn't a derailment. So... You were just shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school? Are you SURE you weren't antagonising the couple of guys that were up to no good?

[Phoenix Wright]YES! And I have the evidence to prove it! TAKE THAT![/Phoenix Wright]

No, I swear, These guys were just up to no good, and they started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I swear it!

OK, I can take that, but you get in one little fight and your mum gets scared, so she said "You're movin' with your Uncle and Aunt in Bel Air"? I mean... That's too much of an overreaction to me. Send you across the country because of one little fight? Did you KILL THEM!?

*shifty eyes* Um...no...AND DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING THE SECURITY CAMERAS SAY, EITHER!
BUt here's the kicker. Even though I begged and pleaded with her day after day, she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss, and then my ticket, and I put my walkman on saying "I might as well kick it." At least she had the decency to put me on first class...

STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

Gone Gonzo
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littlerudi08107:
STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

*thinks about it* This is pending further imput from Chipperz, but for now: no.

It shall end when it ends. *insert diabolical laughter here*

Beat Writer
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Joined: 13 Jan 2009

messy:
That was really really good, love the cogito ergo sum bullets. Imagine how trippy a philosophical shooter would be; couldn't take any thing at face value or could you.

Go blow up the base
Why?

Heh: "Mission 3 - L'Etranger: Killing an Arab"

Assassinate the Arab. Or don't. It doesn't really matter.

/pretentious existentialist reference

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 23 Sep 2009

Heart of Darkness:

littlerudi08107:
STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

*thinks about it* This is pending further imput from Chipperz, but for now: no.

It shall end when it ends. *insert diabolical laughter here*

that's ok, I reported you two anyway, lol.

Paperboy
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Joined: 19 May 2009

Leftnt Sharpe:
I love the 'Epic Nunchuk fail' reference.

I second that. good to see some lrr creeping in

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 26 Jul 2009

Freaking pro Fresh Prince rap at the end. Well played.

I really like watching ENN, it's rapidly moving up on my list of favorite Escapist videos

Gone Gonzo
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littlerudi08107:

Heart of Darkness:

littlerudi08107:
STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

*thinks about it* This is pending further imput from Chipperz, but for now: no.

It shall end when it ends. *insert diabolical laughter here*

that's ok, I reported you two anyway, lol.

Er, on what grounds?

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