Reliable Source: Assassin’s Creed III’s New Setting and France’s Minister of Piracy

Reliable Source: Assassin's Creed III's New Setting and France's Minister of Piracy

This week: New Brutal Legend music, the French President's impending arrest and a new setting for Assassin's Creed.

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don't say that I like MGMT

also the intro with the cat was brilliant keep it up

Oh Marion... You're quickly becoming the best thing on the internet since free pornography.

... And I'm a guy, so I hope you can see the compliment there.

Hehe... Maximum Thrust XD

Well done on this issue, keep it up!

So we've resorted to penis jokes, excuses, and complaining for [i]Reliable Source[i/], now? The brevity of the articles is a telling sign of what's going on. The best part was the subtle article on page 4, concerning Brutal Legend. I started reading, almost about to have a chuckle, and then I couldn't--because it ended.

More lyk the Wiiner

amirite

(That one's just for you, BehattedWanderer.) I liked these articles! Especially the one about Sarkozy, who might have broken French irony laws. That was great!

Tequila huh? Yeah, you have to watch out for that stuff, or else you'll find yourself on the roof singing Don't Stop Believing. Poorly.

Unfortunately for you, Marion, there is already a pair of pants AND a game that gives women the chance to experience having a Wiinis.

Meet Super Pii Pii Brothers.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html

And you're welcome.

I love what you are doing. Don't. Ever. Stop.

Heart of Darkness:
Unfortunately for you, Marion, there is already a pair of pants AND a game that gives women the chance to experience having a Wiinis.

Meet Super Pii Pii Brothers.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html

And you're welcome.

That is quite possibly the weirdest thing from Japan I have ever seen...this week.

Nice, very nice. And the 'intro' was great indeed. Keep it up!

That's it, I'm getting a Mexilian now.

I take offence at placing Nickelback and Tokio Hotel in the same sentence. Nickelback is a fairly decent band while Tokio Hotel is a bunch of screaming children. Other than that, good read.

matrix3509:

Heart of Darkness:
Unfortunately for you, Marion, there is already a pair of pants AND a game that gives women the chance to experience having a Wiinis.

Meet Super Pii Pii Brothers.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html

And you're welcome.

That is quite possibly the weirdest thing from Japan I have ever seen...this week.

Just this week?

Also, I'm very afraid of what the weirdest thing you've ever seen from Japan is. Please, do not tell.

matrix3509:

Heart of Darkness:
Unfortunately for you, Marion, there is already a pair of pants AND a game that gives women the chance to experience having a Wiinis.

Meet Super Pii Pii Brothers.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html

And you're welcome.

That is quite possibly the weirdest thing from Japan I have ever seen...this week.

Are you quite sure about that?

...

I'm sorry, but I'm really not finding your articles funny. I've read a few now, and your attitude is a little too chan for me.

Heart of Darkness:

Just this week?

Also, I'm very afraid of what the weirdest thing you've ever seen from Japan is. Please, do not tell.

I couldn't tell you anyway without going into a complete nervous breakdown.

Very good article, loved the cat excuse. Keep up the good work.

 

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